The original poster sucks my ass!!
haha i am the one who threw the fit that it was gone!! lol
anyway.. i wanted to mention
Jergens Natural Glow Lotion to you guys.
My mom is getting married at the end of the month, and my maid of honour dress is black, and i am very pale (cause it's winter) and i didn't want to look dead.. so i tired this lotion. It's a full body lotion that has a little bit of self tanner in it.. and it works awesome. I used it twice a day for 4 days and looked tan (other people noticed then) but not fake bottle or fake-n-bake tan.. just a healthy glow. It's also not so strong that you can see any streak lines or dark spots as you can if you fuck up with a self tanner.
it does have that raw potato smell of the self tanners, but it's not as strong. I will try to take pics when i get home so you can see the difference since i started using it.
(it's been over a week now.. and i haven't gotten darker)
I used the one for fair skin, and i have really sensitive skin but this didn't bother my face. Took about 8 application to kick in, is a good moisturizer as well. I would recommend it, if you want a healthy tan look (not a vacation tan i dont think it's formulated to get that dark), especially if you don't like to be in the sun or if you're in winter like i am.. lol