Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
Nothing can make my work day better than a ZB terrorist attack threat
Nothing can make my work day better than a ZB terrorist attack threat
They would NEVER dare to pull this shit in China for example & China causes more pollution than the UK but NO that would actually take some balls to do.
Top film! So good. He's got a new film coming out I believe. Can't remember the name just now though.
During the break while Film 4 were showing that movie they had an advert for it, looks like his set his sights upon those black guys that seem to think they come from Israel & they are always in the city shouting at white folks.
I'm a huge fan of Brass Eye (Cake / F.U.C.K.E.D. & B.O.M.B.E.D) but Four Lions is way beyond that stuff imo.
Found it just........
Had one of the best laughs I’ve had in some time yesterday. The old woman that used to live to the right of me had moved out some time ago & the house was back up for sale again & the couple that have moved in seem nice, the guys wife is OMFG, I’d destroy her if I had the chance as she is a proper buxom wench but enough of that.
Anyway they have a dog & it is one of them that I have on my doggo list so I note what treats he/she likes & it knows me. I was high as fuck on white & decided to play a trick on it, the dog was in the garden & they had gone out shopping or some shit. I got some Kelloggs that the dog loves & began to whistle the dog to the fence, I was on my knees so it couldn’t see me & I began to toss over the cereal to the dog, so the animal would hear a whistle & go do a sniff etc then it would begin to rain down Kelloggs Frosties. I was doing this for a good few mins & I jumped up & shouted “Bamboozle woofer” at it, the look on the animals face was classic, the poor thing shit itself for a moment out of shock then did a bark at me. After a few seconds it noticed who I was & got so excited, the dog must think I am some kinda “dog god” & the human bringer of treats.
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That’s some next level autistic shit right there.