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Gibberings v. CCX -- the product of the first 4 prime numbers!

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I just heard of somebody who never stayed in a place for longer than 6 months before moving on, and never seemed to use any gas anywhere, even in the depths of winter. It turned out he had been sacked from the gas board, for stealing a gas meter -- which he had been illegally plumbing in at each property while he stayed there, then replacing the original just before he moved out .....
 
BecomingJulie said:
I just heard of somebody who never stayed in a place for longer than 6 months before moving on, and never seemed to use any gas anywhere, even in the depths of winter. It turned out he had been sacked from the gas board, for stealing a gas meter -- which he had been illegally plumbing in at each property while he stayed there, then replacing the original just before he moved out .....
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That is just brilliant. Good luck to the guy!! :)
 
Champagne is disgusting stuff. I remember in Paris they took us to the champagne factory I gulped a bottle of the stuff n ended up trying to throw myself out the window n smacking one of the girls who was apparently popular n lived saying she wasn't nice. My only regret was I didn't remember smacking her one as We didn't get on. Moral of the story I hate champagne - all bubbles n no taste.....

Evey
 
Right, holiday time for me is over and this is the last of being a prat on bluelight that I can afford.

It was fun while it lasted!

Off to get a *Scratches head* real life!
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
That is just brilliant. I'd like to fuck the guy!! :)
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Nothing unusual there. :)

I am back. Not been a great time of late but all life ends sometime. It came as a bit of a shock. I knew dad was not well but wasn't prepared for it at all. I have seen a lot of people pass but this was the first time it was someone I knew let alone my father. He has gone to a better place that I know. Anyway enough of that. I came back to torment FUBAR.
 
consumer said:
Nothing unusual there. :)

I am back. Not been a great time of late but all life ends sometime. It came as a bit of a shock. I knew dad was not well but wasn't prepared for it at all. I have seen a lot of people pass but this was the first time it was someone I knew let alone my father. He has gone to a better place that I know. Anyway enough of that. I came back to torment FUBAR.
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Aaw, thought I'd seen the back of you, you cunt. Got my 16 tons of inseminex yet eh??


(Welcome back mate :) Yes, death is shite - but not half as shite as life...)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Aaw, thought I'd seen the back of you, you cunt. Got my 16 tons of inseminex yet eh??


(Welcome back mate :) Yes, death is shite - but not half as shite as life...)
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Yes your inseminated mexedrone is quite a hit, especially with the ladies. Unfortunately there seems a bit of confusion about the best way to take it. Suffice to say some people picked the wrong hole when plugging and you are now a dad to be again. 235 times to be exact. You must have super sperm. You better get a new job (i'd suggest a CEO position at a multinational) to keep up with the maintenance claims coming in 9 months time.
 
Meh, what's another 235 kids on top of the 6097 little bastards I've already got?

I'll tell ya mate:

When your favourite means of recreation,
Is simply habitual masturbation,
Over your Mexedrone plantation,
It's bound to result in procreation...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Meh, what's another 235 kids on top of the 6097 little bastards I've already got?

I'll tell ya mate:

When your favourite means of recreation,
Is simply habitual masturbation,
Over your Mexedrone plantation,
It's bound to result in procreation...
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Jesus. That many mini FUBARs could seriously alter man kinds evolution. Humans are now on a course to be compulsively masturbating drug using Frosty Jacks customers. I am buying shares in tissue paper, foil, lube and Frosty Jacks. I will clean up in 18 years time.
 
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