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Gibberings Episode CCIV - A New Hope

@Sadie - Haha, I was on acid in Ghent one time about 5 years ago, my pal and I were on a pub crawl while tripping. We went into this one pub and realised it was a gay bar as soon as we entered, neither of us are gay but to avoid looking like a pair dicks as the bar wasn't that busy we ordered a couple of beers anyway. I had just bought a packet of Marlboro full strength not light as I used to smoke in those days, I sparked one up and I said to my mate '... yuck, horrible fags, fucking disgusting horrible fags' or something along those lines and kept repeating. My mate looked at me horrifically and told me to shut the fuck up, then it clicked 8o

Anyway, we left after that beer and nobody seemed to notice, we laughed about it later as I'm not a bigot whatsoever! It was like a horrendous comedy of errors moment.
 
PMSL!

Oddly enough I was just talking about you to sham like literally, just talking about you less than 10 min ago! I said this is someone that I HAVE to know as you're hilarious!

Meh what can I say, it's good to have good people in your life.

BTW I would have paid to see that moment! BAWWWHAHAHAHAH
 
What was more of a shock for me is calling a cigarette a fag! DAFUQ!

Never thought about having a fag in my mouth tbh. Don't think i'd be their thing anyway! :\
You never know, cling film your chest, shave your head and Bob's your fabulous new fuck buddy.

*cough*
 
Interesting tidbit: Roosters are serial and highly competitive rapists.
And "nowt wrong with a gay cock"?
What if it's green?
Or composed entirely of candy floss?
 
I'll see my doctor when I get time, stop pestering me, woman!
I mean someone will... someone.... else.

'They doctor'?
Not sure if ghetto or typo.
 
Now you're tugging at my heart strings and you know full well they shouldn't be tugged unless you want many, many hours of my guilt and tears and soppiness. :(
 
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