Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Why is it whenever I wail along to The Smiths I exaggerate the Mancunian accent even though I'm Mancunian anyway?
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KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Because sprouty Mancunians are the bollocks! 
felix
Bluelight Crew
I dunno, but I demand you put it up on Soundcloud so I can have a listen. For the record, I sometimes singalongaSmiths (very loudly) in the car in a Scottish accent. You should hear my version of "There is a licht an it disnae ging oot". %)
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
We are the polished testicles of the North, probs because we shoot everyone else.
Gunchestohh yo'!
Gunchestohh yo'!
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
King of Wessex my arse. More like Queen of Bumsex.
:D
You say it like that's a BAD thing...
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
I cannae sing for the life of me tbh, so 'tis a nu-nu to public displays.
I can pig-squeal with the best of 'em though.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
My phone changes "fait" to "faire" as it's a know fact apple don't acknowledge the existence of the French language or even France as a country.
Also I don't know about the Norwegians.. I thought they were pretty impressive. Well certainly in comparison to the cheese eating surrender monkeys anyway
Also I don't know about the Norwegians.. I thought they were pretty impressive. Well certainly in comparison to the cheese eating surrender monkeys anyway
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Norway is the icy blackened heart of Satanic metal, ergo fucking awesome.
consumer
Bluelighter
Just woke up and its cold and fucking raining again. It is meant to be fucking summer. Back to bed for me.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Come over to blighty mate, its fuckin balmy over here (just a tad wet)...
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Amen to that. Its juicy as fuck " Daaaan Saaaaf" Pack a wetsuit and at the very least guttering!
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Oooh what a shame, it's raining in your tropical paradise of a sun-soaked continent!
Try living in the wet shoe of Europa, we don't even have a Summer - we have the wet season and the wetter season.
Try living in the wet shoe of Europa, we don't even have a Summer - we have the wet season and the wetter season.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Oooh what a shame, it's raining in your tropical paradise of a sun-soaked continent!
Try living in the wet shoe of Europa, we don't even have a Summer - we have the wet season and the wetter season.
Er, you're forgetting the 'very wet' and the 'fuckin wet' seasons...
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
I just love how in a few minutes of remarking on the weather there were three sarcastic Englishmen with retorts.
How very British.
How very British.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
It's not balmy in the Norff Eeest it's fucking freezing.... And raining... And also what's up with people who go to the trouble of doing washing but don't bother to remove them from the line when it's being raining solid for two days??? Stupid cunts (my neighbour)
Edit... On the plus side I hear summer is on a Tuesday next year....
Edit... On the plus side I hear summer is on a Tuesday next year....
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
*slinks off to remove washing*
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Happy xmas evey, hope you had a good one
Awh thank you. Same to you
I've spent ages with this fucking phone turning it om, off, clearing history etc because comtent lock keeps coming on n fkn blocking Bluelight. It is most annoying.
Evey
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Handy Guide to British Weather:
If it's liquid when it comes out of the cloud and liquid when it hits the ground, it's rain.
If it's liquid when it comes out of the cloud and solid when it hits the ground, it's hail.
If it's solid when it comes out of the cloud and solid when it hits the ground, it's snow.
If it's solid when it comes out of the cloud and liquid when it hits the ground, it's sleet.
If it's liquid when it comes out of the cloud and liquid when it hits the ground, it's rain.
If it's liquid when it comes out of the cloud and solid when it hits the ground, it's hail.
If it's solid when it comes out of the cloud and solid when it hits the ground, it's snow.
If it's solid when it comes out of the cloud and liquid when it hits the ground, it's sleet.
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Awh thank you. Same to you
I've spent ages with this fucking phone turning it om, off, clearing history etc because comtent lock keeps coming on n fkn blocking Bluelight. It is most annoying.
Evey
Chuck the bastard at the closest traffic warden!