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Gibberings CXXXXI: Gibber Me Timbers

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In spain having a little swim in the sea and the orange-eyed fella darted under a rock with its head sticking out eyeing me up.

I tried telling a kid snorkling near me about it but didn't have a clue what the word for octopus is in spanish so tried pointing and mimicking one, needless to say he blanked me and swam away.
 
Uncle Robert said:
I tried telling a kid snorkling near me about it but didn't have a clue what the word for octopus is in spanish so tried pointing and mimicking one, needless to say he blanked me and swam away.
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Oh man that made me giggle <3 Spain makes sense, was thinking you were in the UK. Never seen octopuses in Spain but remember loads of rock pools full of tiny jellyfish down in Alicante. When I was five or six I'd check my shoes every morning to make sure they weren't hiding in there.
 
snolly said:
Oh man that made me giggle <3 Spain makes sense, was thinking you were in the UK. Never seen octopuses in Spain but remember loads of rock pools full of tiny jellyfish down in Alicante. When I was five or six I'd check my shoes every morning to make sure they weren't hiding in there.
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Hehe trust me I felt a right muppet. Yeah the jellyfish are a big pain, they arrived on sunday so at least they haven't been around all summer. Luckily they don't get within 20 metres of the shore as the schools of fish gang up on them and eat them.
 
Serves them right for being creepy sting-y little buggers :sus:

Biggest ones I've ever seen though have been in Scarborough, like dinner plate size, which fairly scary when you're only about ten and running up the beach without really looking where you're going and BOOM jellyfish just chilling in the sand. Urgh.
 


The New Meerkat ad is immense

"Let me through"
"He's steeeel Not talking "
"Fetch the tailbreaker !!!! "

Brilliant to see Bogdan at the end in a double role as well

Best advertising campaign ever
 
A man wearing just his underpants and high on drugs managed to board an empty German government jet used by Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Clutching a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy pills, the 24-year-old danced on the wing of the plane, sprayed foam around and pushed buttons in the cockpit of the jet in Cologne Airport.

The bodybuilder, believed to be of Turkish descent and named only as Volkan T, even released the
inflatable emergency slide of the Airbus 319 on July 25.
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Took a wrong turn to the party? Sounds like it wasnt too hard getting onto a plane %)
 
I'd be more impressed if the plane was flying when he pressed the cockpit buttons. Seems the plain was stationary when he had his "mini party", which makes him another drugged up idiot, rather than a genuine lunatic.
 
For a "drugged up lunatic" he did a fine job of getting past airport security, and into the cockpit of a plane he could have flown. Rather than the actual stupid lunatics, who could probally never do it /attempt it.
 
'tis true, 'tis true. He's quite a... "crafty"... drugged up lunatic now, isn't he? ;)
 
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Mornin all :D

I've not got to go to the fekin office today as I'm out doing 'stuff' in the real world (still work).

I've impressively orchestrated said work to be only a few miles from my humble abode and I've not gotta be there till 10am so i'm gonna laze on the sofa for a bit:)
 
Mendo_K said:
A man wearing just his underpants and high on drugs managed to board an empty German government jet used by Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Clutching a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy pills, the 24-year-old danced on the wing of the plane, sprayed foam around and pushed buttons in the cockpit of the jet in Cologne Airport.

The bodybuilder, believed to be of Turkish descent and named only as Volkan T, even released the
inflatable emergency slide of the Airbus 319 on July 25.
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That's fantastic, just picturing it set to really gay music and flashing lights, a bit like that Steel Mill scene in the Simpsons.

Having an alright day today, got to walk up town in three quarters of a Breaking Bad episode so that'll be fun with me fuckeded ankles. And remembering to do the stuff my Mum asked me to do. She gave me a list, but I need a note to remember to check the list, and so on and so on. Fuck knows what I'll be like when I'm in my old age.

Little sis just got home but suspect she won't drive me after she punched me for drinking her coke yesterday. I mean if it had been some sort of cocaine-based solution, I'd understand, but it was like 17p Lidl own brand.
 
snolly said:
That's fantastic, just picturing it set to really gay music and flashing lights, a bit like that Steel Mill scene in the Simpsons.

Having an alright day today, got to walk up town in three quarters of a Breaking Bad episode so that'll be fun with me fuckeded ankles. And remembering to do the stuff my Mum asked me to do. She gave me a list, but I need a note to remember to check the list, and so on and so on. Fuck knows what I'll be like when I'm in my old age.

Little sis just got home but suspect she won't drive me after she punched me for drinking her coke yesterday. I mean if it had been some sort of cocaine-based solution, I'd understand, but it was like 17p Lidl own brand.
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Do you have a clock that measures time via Breaking Bad episodes?
 
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