Have you checked that onboard audio is enabled in the BIOS? Got the latest chipset drivers off your laptops manufacturers website? In the device manager when you go to control panel -> system does it show up in the list of hardware? Stating the obvious I guess, it's difficult to fix stuff like this without having the thing infront of me! Good luck anyway, it does sound like a software/configuration issue rather than anything being physically wrong with the hardware.
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Cornishman
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Ouch.
In other news the wind is blowing steadily down here.
And though the wind may be blowing.
The wind is blowing warm.
Warm and smooth. Like a hair drying device.
Tonight I'm off out with my sexy bitch.
I'm going to fatten her up with burgers before celebrating our love with illegal heroin powder.
"Love is in teh air. every time I look around"
curious_24
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Beautiful.
monstanoodle
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Yeah I've drawn the conclusion that it's a software problem. As I said - All the audio intput "lights up" when I play music / any noise, but it doesn't produce the output (so you can't hear it on the laptop or via headphones, and every mix of).
So I've every single audio-producing player playing (at a singular manner) just to make sure that there is sound going on (that the inputted sound listed) should both be displayed on the "mixer / soundcard level displayers
If one of the wonderful Mods could please send this (and other posts from EADD related to my problem) to Electric Music Discussion under the name of "Monsta's Sound Problems" then that would be amazing (and please make sure the one who moved it - and everything else - makes themselves know so I can lick your arse
).Because I REALLY need help. I think about suicide every single day, and music production - and it's worth to other humans (be it petty or actually enjoyed) - plays a very big part in my psychiatric being.
And not being able to make music or mix things up, even not being able to watch Documentaries or thought-provoking films, is stifling and is making me feel as depressed as I've ever felt.
Music production is the single most positive thing that I can create, so I need it badly and I don't want to go follow the suicide-yellow-brick-road or just intoxicating myself through it.
I'm so sorry for hijacking this thread everying
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Right, I've spent all fucking day, and the day before, (trying every conceivable action you can take including updating drivers, messing with absolutely everything) trying to get my laptop to output the sound that is issuing input into the mixer et. al. but to no avail, so I'm giving up for now and I'm going to take it to a local comp place on Tuesday.
I've had nowt but ARG!!! this past week
Oh - Have a good day all
Ahh bad times, I was gonna set my mixer and external soundcard up today cos new speakers but you and this hangover have kinda put me off! Christ I feel rough. I am going to drink the one can I have remaining then try and sleep again. I hate how bastard unpredictable hangovers are. One day I can drink a bottle of vodka and be fine the next day, the other it's five or six cans and I'm struggling to get out of bed. Had a good day to show for it at least.
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Haha, sat I had a stinking hangover after drinking 5 pints fri, on sun I had no hangover, and drank probably 3x as much 8( working 11 - 8 today, my worst shift. I get up at 8, and am just waiting to go to work. Might have a spliff
Thoroughly approve of the plentiful hangover whinging over last page or two. Couldn't even muster the energy to move yesterday so stayed horizontal, drifting in and out of fitful dozing and occasionally groaning a bit. Booze really is fukkin vile stuff. Certainly in excess. And am not so great at not doing excess 
*makes mental note to buy more drugs so got enough in to avoid rare, yet still very heavy, boozy nights*
In other news, gotta go for blood tests this afternoon and not looking forward to it. Took 'em two hours to get a vein last time and even then just for a moment so only managed to harvest a desultory dribble. Hate other people poking me wiv needles. Especially if they're shite at it which the nurses at the docs here all seem to be. Think I'd actually prefer it if they just sliced me with a scalpel or summat rather than tried to find a vein. Would be so much quicker, easier and less painful
*makes mental note to buy more drugs so got enough in to avoid rare, yet still very heavy, boozy nights*
In other news, gotta go for blood tests this afternoon and not looking forward to it. Took 'em two hours to get a vein last time and even then just for a moment so only managed to harvest a desultory dribble. Hate other people poking me wiv needles. Especially if they're shite at it which the nurses at the docs here all seem to be. Think I'd actually prefer it if they just sliced me with a scalpel or summat rather than tried to find a vein. Would be so much quicker, easier and less painful
monstanoodle
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I'm sure I put you off doing something the other day Snollz
lol.I'm not even going to bother trying today. Just type, internally moan at not being able to listen to anything or watch informative docs and hope tomorrow's trip to the computer place bares audio fruit.
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Report on PMA/PMMA coming up on Radio5.
I dread to think...they've already started by calling it 'pink ecstasy'. (Obviously that's what the 'P' is for then).
I dread to think...they've already started by calling it 'pink ecstasy'. (Obviously that's what the 'P' is for then).
StoneHappyMonday
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Points for Adam Winstock.
Edit. Is that it? Oh well, hopefully no phone-in.
Edit. Is that it? Oh well, hopefully no phone-in.
StoneHappyMonday
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Yeah, agreed. As he said it I was thinking "I wouldn't feel a quarter of a pill, even the purest MDMA"
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Yeah I've drawn the conclusion that it's a software problem. As I said - All the audio intput "lights up" when I play music / any noise, but it doesn't produce the output (so you can't hear it on the laptop or via headphones, and every mix of).
So I've every single audio-producing player playing (at a singular manner) just to make sure that there is sound going on (that the inputted sound listed) should both be displayed on the "mixer / soundcard level displayers
If one of the wonderful Mods could please send this (and other posts from EADD related to my problem) to Electric Music Discussion under the name of "Monsta's Sound Problems" then that would be amazing (and please make sure the one who moved it - and everything else - makes themselves know so I can lick your arse
Because I REALLY need help. I think about suicide every single day, and music production - and it's worth to other humans (be it petty or actually enjoyed) - plays a very big part in my psychiatric being.
And not being able to make music or mix things up, even not being able to watch Documentaries or thought-provoking films, is stifling and is making me feel as depressed as I've ever felt.
Music production is the single most positive thing that I can create, so I need it badly and I don't want to go follow the suicide-yellow-brick-road or just intoxicating myself through it.
I'm so sorry for hijacking this thread everying
Sorry Monsta just seen ur messages now... Is it just one audio driver on the machine? First try going to device manager, then right click on the driver and uninstall it. Uninstall any of the audio drivers that it will allow you to uninstall (you will know by right clicking on each one if you have the option to uninstall or not). Once uninstalled re-start the PC/laptop fully and the very basic Windows driver should install automatically after the computer is re-started. I've seen this fixing issues like this before, it's strange - try that and see if it makes any difference
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Actually hold that thought Monsta don't uninstall the driver(s) just yet
Thoroughly approve of the plentiful hangover whinging over last page or two. Couldn't even muster the energy to move yesterday so stayed horizontal, drifting in and out of fitful dozing and occasionally groaning a bit. Booze really is fukkin vile stuff. Certainly in excess. And am not so great at not doing excess
*makes mental note to buy more drugs so got enough in to avoid rare, yet still very heavy, boozy nights*
In other news, gotta go for blood tests this afternoon and not looking forward to it. Took 'em two hours to get a vein last time and even then just for a moment so only managed to harvest a desultory dribble. Hate other people poking me wiv needles. Especially if they're shite at it which the nurses at the docs here all seem to be. Think I'd actually prefer it if they just sliced me with a scalpel or summat rather than tried to find a vein. Would be so much quicker, easier and less painful
Yep, it's evil shit. Got a text off my ex asking how I'm feeling, praying she doesn't offer to come pick me up to finish off the Bulmer's she hates cos I'll just end up saying yes to feel better. It's that or searching the floor for my last (almost the same colour as the floorboards) Etizolam because I'm a tit and poured them from the baggie into my hand last week. Just one. That's all I want. Might pray.
And yeah, fucking hate bloodwork too, last time I had it they left me with a mahoosive bruise in the crook of my elbow. Though, at my usual nurse's clinic they're very good and get someone in to distract me cos I'm a massive girl around needles. Scalpels even more so, so much so that I had em put me under completely for my first operation even though they were going to do it under local, and when I had my carpal tunnel surgery done I agreed to local but got vallied up for the first one and it wasn't too bad. Doctor asked if I wanted to watch and told him to fuck off haha. Second time he was done in under five minutes and I went in sober because I genuinely liked the guy and he made me feel at ease. Still terrified though. Can't touch the scars, makes me feel sick and dizzy. Urgh.
I'm sure I put you off doing something the other day Snollz
I'm not even going to bother trying today. Just type, internally moan at not being able to listen to anything or watch informative docs and hope tomorrow's trip to the computer place bares audio fruit.
Haha, maybe, a lot of stuff puts me off stuff
Waking up, usually. Think I'm gonna do the same as you today, my typing seems to have gone to shit and it's usually rather on point. Frustrating me. Going to just doss. Would go laze outside with the rabbit but she'd just ignore me and no one else is in. Wish I was with girlthing, at least she'd give me diaz and look after me.edit: love the royal baby coverage on BBC news, they blatantly know it's all pointless. 'We've just had a text saying 'there are babies being born all over the country today, for goodness sake', so let's talk to one of them!'
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opiaterock
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Monsta - what type of laptop is it? Make and model
Also - 1/4 pill of pure MD?... that will blow ur socks off
Also - 1/4 pill of pure MD?... that will blow ur socks off
w00p, the weekend is over and I can get back to work ;P
brimz
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