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Gibberings CXXXVIII : brimz' ribs

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I havent drank in 3 weeks I am goin on one 2nite tho innit Brimz ?? lol.. white & alcohol only good things in this place until 2moro
 
my aunt got a terrible allergy from the innards of turkeys. whatever it is they have in their stomachs. I'm so glad I'm an allergy free person. as a kid I tried to give myself hayfever as my best mate had it. As an allergy free person i have to say i get cynical about some of these over allergic people. Some of them really are nauses. I know that there are plenty of very allergic people and their allergies make their lives a misery but there are some people who like their allergies to make the lives of others a misery. It's just too much of a coincidence that some of the most self important self elevating twats i have ever worked with are lactose intollerant wheat intollerant and the rest. Honestly, in my last job, there were 3 bitches in my department and they all had allergies
 
why was she eating turkey's stomach contents? I don't think you'd need an allergy to have a reaction to that.

YOU SAID NAUSES!! =D

I'm from cov originally, nause is a great term of abuse <3
 
Mailmonkey said:
why was she eating turkey's stomach contents? I don't think you'd need an allergy to have a reaction to that.

YOU SAID NAUSES!! =D

I'm from cov originally, nause is a great term of abuse <3
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Haha my missus is from Brum and it took me so fucking long to figure out what it meant. Trying to think what good terms of abuse we have here in N. Yorks.

Always made me laugh watching my housemates pick up Yorkshire accent as well. One said 'owt' and he's from Dunstable. We nearly died. There were only three of us in the house from oop north and they'd endlessly complain they couldn't understand us.

edit: the most offensive moment of my life (ok most offended, because there's been a lot offensive stuff) was when I was in a bar in my home town and someone, after asking if my gf at the time was a stripper, asked me if I was from Sussex :? He didn't believe me until I showed him my driving license and the town I lived in after I was born.
 
snolly said:
y housemates pick up Yorkshire accent as well. One said 'owt' and he's from Dunstable. We nearly died. There were only three of us in the house from oop north and they'd endlessly complain they couldn't understand us.
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Are you saying that the Yorks accent is infectious? I'd be inclined to agree. I lived with one for a couple of years and still hear it in my voice occasionally.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Skimmed the last few pages. Who actually got spiked? Was it the 5 year old, the paedophile or a cat?


Also, can I just throw one of these up... :sus: (saying no more haha)
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The mother of the 5 year old was irresponsible and goofing off and left the kid out by himself at 10 at night , he was scared with no idea how to get home...the following night she got spiked with 300mg MXE thinkin it was coke and locked in a room to watch one of the Saw movies..was obv. more detail in the original post
 
jancrow said:
Are you saying that the Yorks accent is infectious? I'd be inclined to agree. I lived with one for a couple of years and still hear it in my voice occasionally.
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Yeah it is, though I've found the Gloucestershire accent is too. I often spend a month or two at a time down there and come back talking like a cross between a farmer and Ali G. You definitely pick up sayings here and there and the like. Mate was almost offended that I sucked my teeth and he goes 'I thought that was just a black thing down here!'. I haven't picked up the Brum thing but my mate from York I'd not seen in a few years met me in a bar back in Hull and goes 'fucking hell you been living in Birmingham?'
 
yep, and I'd bet if you said nauseate to those who use the word nause many wouldn't have a clue what you meant. she got the turkey innards all over her arms and the rash was still there till easter. turkeys must at some dodgy shit .
 
opiaterock said:
The mother of the 5 year old was irresponsible and goofing off and left the kid out by himself at 10 at night , he was scared with no idea how to get home...the following night she got spiked with 300mg MXE thinkin it was coke and locked in a room to watch one of the Saw movies..was obv. more detail in the original post
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Awesome. Is this out on DVD?

Coz if we're not talking about a DVD the original, more detailed, post probably deserves a big....

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Haha I love those as well. Where did it come from?

MM - is it the Craig Whyte one you're thinking of? Mr Bean is pretty good as well :D

Beaten edit - yep it is =D
 
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