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Gibberings: CXXXVI: Boss Abuse

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I am hereby ignoring your best tip, but genuine thanks for imparting it anyway! I think I'm going to get my lady love to stand on me when she gets back from work.

Hahaha. I figured you would but I couldn't be quiet about it in good conscience. Just be careful.
 
Just finished the most half arsed move out in the world, home in a nice clean house now with a bottle of Russian Standard. Place I viewed today was fucking stunning, we're reckoning it was a murder house cos of the price compared to the interior.

Got me an e-cig thingy to have a whirl on too, gonna try quit smoking entirely while I'm at my parents but am a fucker for wanting a cig once I've had a drink so.
 
After a quick search of "cracking back someone behind" google knew exactly what I was on about. Here's a pic of those guys from plane emergency safety manuals doing it-

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Random question, on the off-chance...

I'm looking at NHS jobs and they require a statement of all convictions and cautions. I've never been cautioned (no formal cautions are issued in Scotland) and my only convictions are speeding offences and an MS90, failure to identify the driver (after I got snapped doing 82 on the M6, long story, this failure was not intentional).

Do I need to declare the speeding offences? I am pretty sure MS90 is a criminal offence but I thought speeding was a "motoring" offence? Does this stuff come up in a check?

I don't even have a record of all my speeding offences as most of them (I've had a few) happened over five years ago and so are no longer endorsed on my license, so I'm not sure how I'm meant to give details :?

I would just state "no non-motoring convictions" or something like that. At least that is a question insurance companies ask, if that's anything to go by.
 
Fuck me, the bloke in the front's gone a funny colour. Wicked, I'll see if my gf is capable of lifting me later. Thanks for the ideas!
 
Care to come up with a name for it?


How come you rate pirate above smoked PV?

it's already got a (totally gay) name. Sisa.

I don't like PV at all, I'll vape it till it's gone, well, till 3/4 of the g is gone then flush the rest. Then order more. But it's a shit drug. Compulsive for no0 reason, to me anyway.

Not anymoere though, been on the verge of ordering it a few times in last 12 months, but must be 18 months since i bought any now.

pirate does what i want drugs to do. we all have our favourites. Why do i prefer 1 direction to JLS? Or is that the other weay round>? :?

Anyone got any top tips for clicking / crunching the lower back? Mine's been jammed for a couple of days and it's really uncomfortable.

do some proper work.

I think I'm going to get my lady love to stand on me when she gets back from work.

that sounds better.
 
Yes please Brimz, bring some or your eat static albums & I'll get the weed in, we can both get some b each too & go 2 lines up.
Just have a toot & a few blunts to leftfield 2nd album & some eat static, chill then have q debate over the subject of dj sy VS ratpack - who does the best hardcore sets?

Sound good to you?

Hint dj sy is the worlds best hardcore dj ;)


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You see that's more like it sounds fukin great .
But you will never get me to admit Dj Sy is anywhere close to the West Countries very own Techno Dread Dj Eazygroove .

Ratpack are in a class of there own , i saw them back in about 1993 in a tiny little club in Bath & it was fukin mental everyone was searchin for there Rizla ;)

You could say it was the Original Pirate Material. Then say it again in a shit voice, say it again in a shit voice.

Haha

Anyone got any top tips for clicking / crunching the lower back? Mine's been jammed for a couple of days and it's really uncomfortable.

Just give it a good rick . That's what i do . Just clicked my neck now actually


Anyone else seen the Gromit charcaterts in Bristol 80 big ones by celebs & 50 small ones by kids like this

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Cycling is just fukin ace full stop .%) I heard it also enhances your ability to get random fit women to sleep with you .

Yep. I believe that the fuel your body uses to cycle is surplus fat. Cycling not only helps get rid of that, it also converts the fat into proper tight glutes and rippling legs that i presume the women like. Its also an enjoyable and free way to get to your destination. It's win win win.

When its not pissing down. :\
 
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