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Gibberings-CXXVII- Follow The Leader..

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Haha not quite that bad but enough to be annoying. Housemate is on it a lot due to various reasons and she's going through intestinal hell :D

It's the pissing I find hardest, honestly. Can't pee on codeine.
 
jancrow said:
Aren't you the boss of PR? If you look at the left menu, click 'Europe' then click 'Netherlands' and it's second from the top. :P
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Ah 'THANK YOU' - I didn't think of that 8). Hey everyone, we have lost our techy guy (again) and would love somebody with a bit of time on their hands / knowledge to make a few changes / give support etc.

Let me know :)
 
atm23 said:
Im up in Dundee today having driven through a snow storm from Edinburgh last night. I know its been cold down south but this is ridiculous and is set to get worse. Im hoping i dont get stuck 'accross the border' just been told there due to knock down the hotel next week for the new watersie development so cant stay here
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If you are stuck, I have a mattress* you can kip on in Dunfermline. You have a choice of rooms, there's the one with the leak, the one with the cat's litter and the one that's full of shite, which is probably the preferable one, but I can clear a space in it and even, if you ask nice, put the heating on for the duration! Give me a PM!

* actually two mattresses, stack them for double the comfort.




And yes it's fucking cold. Dundee is one hour drive from here, or you can get the train five mins from my door.

Or try and get hold of Spade's Mum!
 
Ben So Furry said:
Tony Blair says he doesn't regret going to war with Iraq.

erm....160,000 at least innocent Iraq civilian deaths.

How is that not in the very least bit regrettable?
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Tony Blair is a slimy prick, too rich and entitled to understand the true consequences of anything. It is a great shame these are the kind of people who tend to make these sorts of decisions.

Difficult to to argue Iraq is any better now than before we went to war there by any measure. Always found it strange too how the 100k+ Iraqi civilians that died barely gets a line buried in an article somewhere, yet ONE British soldier dies and it suddenly makes everyone reflect on the 'true cost of this war'. Funny world we live in.
 
Ben So Furry said:
He regrets it that much that he is now calling for our friends/family/children to go and kill Syrian friends/family/children.
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More like calling for 'our' would-be petty criminals / state-sanctioned murderers to kill Syrian civilians.

Innocent casualties are tragic, but let's not forget it's a volunteer army.
 
Myshkin said:
More like calling for 'our' would-be petty criminals / state-sanctioned murderers to kill Syrian civilians.

Innocent casualties are tragic, but let's not forget it's a volunteer army.
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It is a volunteer army.

But thanks to the way we have things set up, for some people it's the only appealing option.

And for others, it's a family tradition. My best mate was a neither a petty criminal nor in any way violent, in fact he was one of the least violent people I've met, but he was brought up with the "army in his blood". It was the fucking TA though so I used to take the piss out of him, but he was quite into his military shit and would have served if it wasn't for the fact he was also fucking clever and did very well for himself in IT despite his highest qualification being an HND, and being dyslexic.


PS MXE how I <3 thee! Why is this not prescribed on the NHS? Antidepressant miracle drug or what?
 
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Typical.

Comet Panstarrs should be visible to the naked eye tonight. Guess what? Cloud cover. Just like the fucking solar eclipse and when the satellite smasher passed over head. I was too young to remember Halley's.

Here's some pretty pictures and a time lapse video for folk like me that God seems to hate.

Also bet the clouds part mysteriously above SHM's house tonight.:!
 
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Bet they fucking don't. Had an amazing hail shower about an hour ago, hail stones the size of Wales. No, wait, that can't be right...

Edit..saw Halley's comet in Northampton. Romance or fucking what eh?
 
A excerpt from my typings...
**Andy's sat in a quiet corner of the quiet Punch Bowl pub and Kathy, Jane and Kav walk in**

Andy: "Y'right peeps! What's your Ethanol-contaminated poison?"
Kav: "Pint of cider please."
Kathy: "I'll have glass of house white"
Andy: "Righto - Jane?"
Jane: "G&T for me tah"
Andy: "Knew it!"
Jane: "Knew what?"
Andy: "That you'd be a G&T lady."
Jane: "How?!?!"
Kathy: "Can we PLEASE just get our drinks and listen to Mr. Knows-yer-drink's so called solution to our problems?"
Andy: "They don't call the G in the G&T "Housewives Ruin" for nothing **Winks**
Jane: "CHEEKY BASTARD!!!"
Kav: "Okay okay okay cool yer jets all of yuz...."
**All is quiet and everything settles**
Kav: "So... Andy, what's your solution?"
**Andy clears his throat** : "Okay. Now, we all know that on the shelves there's Paracetamol and Ibuprofen and Aspirin and cominations of those and Cetirizine and Diphenhydramine and Doxylamine and Ranitidine and fucking "health shakes" and vitamins and lubes and herb and plant extracts that don't really do much at all and fucking piss flap potectors and...
All but Andy: "Okay okay okay alright alright!!!!"
Kathy: "How do you know all those medicines anyway?"
Andy: "Well I've been in your establishment quite a few times, to put it "feathweightley", and.... I read..."
Kav: "Read what?"
Andy: "Medical journals, the pharmacology of certain substances.... Especially certain yummy ones... Did you know for example that a person can come into your pharmacy with a dry cough that they just cannot shake and, after money is exchanged, they can end up ingesting a substance that will create feelings of euphoria, dissociation, increased senses, a feeling of warmth, closed and open-eyed hallucinations, auditory hallucinations and - most importantly - discombobulation...?
**They all stare blankly at Andy**
Kathy: "What!? What is it they can buy?"
Adam: "A plain old cough suppressant by the name of Dextromethorphan. That is "related to" - if you will - Ketamine and PCP!"
Kathy: "..... Fuck....."
Jane: "What is it Kath?"
Kathy: "I took Ketamine once... It was absolutely mental..."
**They all stare blankly at Kathy except for Andy, who's drinking his snakebite**

Kav: "...... So.... What exactly are you getting at Andy? How will this solve our problems?!?
Andy: ".... That.... is just a SINGULAR recreational substance that you have stocked in that sweet shop of a pharmacy you run."
Jane: "..... I see where he's going with this.... And while a shit load of my brain is telling me to call the police on this mentalist... The rest of it is seeing £10 notes just floating down on me in slow motion..."
Andy: "Try £20 notes... £50 notes if you will!!!!!"
Jane: "I know I'm older and supposed to be a responsible adult, but look where that fucking got me - So I'm down with this! **Grins**
Kathy: "I really could do with the money right now... But....."
**Andy looks to Kav**
Kav: ".... If we do this and it goes wrong... Our whole world would collapse around us, we'd lose our medical licenses, we'd be in prison!"
Andy: "And that's why we'd do this discretely and covertly at first - I could get some of my... I was going to say friends, but they're definitely not... My "acquaintances", would be a better term, to test the waters and make sure they don't blab about this to every Tom, Dick, Cunt and Carry."
Kav: "And how can you be certain that they won't tell the whole fucking world?"
Andy: "Because you have access to substances the likes of which nobody has ever seen - all in one big pot - and if they even utter a whimpering whisper to anyone else then the shop is shut."

**A long silence descends as Andy goes to get 4 shots of tequila and returns**

Andy: "So...... You all in....? If you are, then grab that shot and get it down you...."
**They all do, slamming their glasses on the table and laugh heartily**
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Is it wrong to put One Direction tickets up for sale on the web, and list your friends phone number as the contact?
 
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