Gibberings-CXXVII- Follow The Leader..

[Bearlove]

^ Good idea. My tap's been leaking these last few days. Could do with a handyBear wivva wrench and a washer.



This is seriously kewl. As long as it doesn't end up all Grizzly Man

lolz

 

[Ben So Furry]

Bears with rifles are worse. Trust me, I know.

Ah yes, sniper bears. They can be tricky.

 

[Shambles]

HandyBear, yesterday...

BenBear, yesterday...

PageyBear, yesterday...

 

[Pagey]

Ah yes, sniper bears. They can be tricky.

Precisely.

PageyBear, yesterday...

Oooh yeah

 

[Ben So Furry]

Ha! How apt. My thinking is rather fuzzy at times. Make that all.

We need one for you now...

Are you this bear?:

 

[Albion]

There's bare bears in this thread.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I always cofuse Bear Grylls and Ben Fogle.

Would be more fun to spike Bear Grylls with LSD than even Ben Fogle, just dump him in the New Forest with a 2 litre bottle of urine and tell him e's in Guatemala.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Precisely.

Yes that is the problem with snipers, they are quite precise.

 

[Shambles]

^

There's bare bears in this thread.

I can barely bear the bare number of bear references. It's unbearable.

Ben: I am not that Bear. Never have I taken a bite out of a live fish.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Pick-a-nick baskets.

Oh, that is a shame Shambles because he once crossed a near freezing river naked. To be fair he didn't come out to bad for it if you catch my drift.

 

[Albion]

I was always a bit of a Ray Mears man myself. A man who can keep himself slightly overweight on a diet of ants and shrubbery deserves respect.

 

[Shambles]

Shrubbery

Ben: Ya. Think I saw that one. To be fair, he'd never've allowed it to make the final cut if he hadn't come out of it so successfully :D

 

[Pagey]

just dump him in the New Forest with a 2 litre bottle of urine and tell him e's in Guatemala.

And so it began...

Yes that is the problem with snipers, they are quite precise.

It's the eyes I tell ya. They've got good eyes.

 

[Ben So Furry]

I see it like this:

Who would I rather watch on telly? - Bear.

Who would I rather be stranded in the middle of nowhere with? - Ray.

Ya. Think I saw that one. To be fair, he'd never've allowed it to make the final cut if he hadn't come out of it so successfully :D

Good point. I wonder how long the crew had to stand round for in sub zero temperatures while he warmed little Mr. Grylls up?

 

[Shambles]

Good point. I wonder how long the crew had to stand round for in sub zero temperatures while he warmed little Mr. Grylls up?

Til the fluffer bears had done their job...

NSFW:

 

[Ben So Furry]

My God, Bear Grylls camera crew have got a fair pair of beards. Helps keep the cold of their faces I assume.

Is the one fella going 'get your own, this is my Pepperami'.

 

[Pagey]

Why did I click that? 8(

 

[Shambles]

^ And there was me playing so nice with all the cutesy bear pix

Is the one fella going 'get your own, this is my Pepperami'.

Does rather look like somebody's been in cold water for quite some time - need to fight for your share or it's gone inna mouthful :D

 

[Ben So Furry]

Why did I click that? 8(

Agreed Pagey, you would have thought I would have learnt by now.

hmmm...wonder if I could eat a whole Pepperami in one mouthful. Was it the hot one or the original green one Shambles?

 

[jancrow]

^ And there was me playing so nice with all the cutesy bear pix



Does rather look like somebody's been in cold water for quite some time - need to fight for your share or it's gone inna mouthful :D

It could just be that he doesn't find that scenario particularly erotic. I can't say I'd trust Keith Allen to wrap my testicles in his habitually fast-moving mouth.