Gibberings: CXXI Primary school discipline

[Munroe]

Suppose she'd know her way around the bedroom. Her mouth won't have lost its elasticity either.

 

[Ben So Furry]

She'd reek of pv though.

 

[Infinite Jest]

Gia looks doable in that pick
Yet a simple google search reveals her name as "Heather Michelle" and looks like this ...

Heh, I ran a Google search on her and got zero hits. Took me a while to work out I had Safe Search on :D. Even blocked Wikipedia...

Which is great:

Paloma was a contract director for a company called New Boundaries in 2005.[1] She signed a performing contract with Extreme Associates while still swallowing semen on a daily basis in the middle of her directing contract.

You won't find wording like that in Encyclopadia Brittanica

 

[Munroe]

You won't find wording like that in Encyclopadia Brittanica

Class.

 

[The Liberal Media]

Heh, I ran a Google search on her and got zero hits. Took me a while to work out I had Safe Search on :D. Even blocked Wikipedia...

Which is great:


You won't find wording like that in Encyclopadia Brittanica

I know Gia personally and she isnt a bad person, her husband is also a a really cool person ( not a pimp or a whore, he is just a normal guy who likes his wife )

EXTREME ASSOC and Rob Black are pure evil, porn does that to people

Louis Theroux talked to Rob years ago

What Rob Black wont tell people is he went to jail for a while and he is a total scumbag for not paying people $$ he owes them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvvy5-kZP-w

Old school Rob Black was pure scum & Extreme Associates was about as nasty as the Adult industry gets

Do a google search on the channel 4 doc called " Hardcore " and you will see how nasty the porn industry is
Rob Black and Dick Nasty are pure scum

 

[badandwicked]

Quoted for speaking truth

Why would you want to do a pornstar? Wouldn't it be a case of 'hit the sides, win a prize'?

lol so do you really believe a womans vagina gets stretched from having lots of sex? How cute

Eddie Izzard for London mayor.

Jonathon Ross for capital punishment.

Marmz tell me about knock's erection. Did it peek out of its pubic nest?

 

[Ben So Furry]

Wouldn't know I've never slept with anyone involved with pornography to make that assumption. That's why I asked the question :D

 

[badandwicked]

Ah I see, its a real question I thought it was rhetorical.

Why would you want to do a pornstar? Wouldn't it be a case of 'hit the sides, win a prize'?

So to answer your question no, it wouldn't. Vaginas don't work like that. Do you have any other uncertainties about vaginas that you'd like me to help with?

 

[Ben So Furry]

Ok cool, thanks for clearing that up.

...and yeah I do actually, what does one, you know, well, look like?

 

[badandwicked]

They all look different Ben, every single one. Hard to believe, but true.

Why not take a look through some pornography and find one you like the look of. Print the picture out and keep it in your wallet. That way when you see a girl you like you can approach her, show her the photo and ask 'does your vagina look like this?' Do this enough times and eventually you'll be united with your ideal pussy.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Oh that's interesting, kind of like a Kinder surprise when faced with one then. I like Kinder surprise. Hope I get an helicopter or something to make not a figurine of a turtle or something naff like that.

Pornography? No thanks and anyway 'naughty' sites are blocked on my Nan's internet. Sadly my wallet doesn't have a see through panel thing to put pictures in, I could fold one up and slip it in next to where I store notes/endless receipts though. Would be a pain to have to take it out and go through the unfolding process everytime I saw someone I needed to make an enquiry with. But I'll bear that idea in mind, see what my Nan thinks, cheers.

 

[badandwicked]

Exactly like a Kinder surprise Ben. I hope you get your helicopter, stranger things have been found in vaginas. Girls keep all sorts up there.

I had a Kinder egg the other day and got a fucking plastic template that you put on a piece of paper and draw round. What the fuck is that??? I was gutted, I imagine if I was 7 I might have cried.

 

[Ceres]

*posting on bl in my japanese tomcat onesie*

needed a dab of etizolam to get me off to sleep and i keep the drugs next to the computer.

nite nite drugtards

 

[badandwicked]

Night Ceres.

That reminds me of that poor Japanese pop singer girl who went on national TV with her head shaved and crying begging for forgiveness for having stayed at her boyfriends house. I want to do a collection and bring her to the UK where she can have sex as much as she likes.

 

[Ceres]

people can have sex as much as they like in the uk? why wasn't i told about this.

 

[Urbain]

Such a good night last night! Yet at my Spanish friends after party, some girl, mandied-out-of-her-olice-skinned-face, spent two hours accusing me of taking a dump in the bathroom, because it smelled funny. I mean, it wasn't me, but even if it was, I don't give a bollocks about admitting that!


She did my fucking box in, proper ruined my high.

 

[knock]

Where were you supposed to take a dump?


Not that you did.

 

[Ben So Furry]

people can have sex as much as they like in the uk? why wasn't i told about this.

Make sure to have a good rummage around up there for any objects that may have been stored and forgotten about beforehand though. Just learnt that little tip a minute or so ago.

 

[Urbain]

Where were you supposed to take a dump?


Not that you did.

Oh, they have a bathroom. I just happened to go in after some unfortunate soul had most probably endured his (or hers) come up squirt.

 

[Munroe]

Fucking poppy tea wasn't strong enough so I'm condemned to a night of "not quite there".
Had a couple of etizolam, might pop a few more to try and help things along.

Probably have a drink of some description as well.

What an unfulfilling evening of drug abuse.