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Gibberings CXVI - The end is nigh - False alarm, as you were

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Argh, fuck hangover depression. I miss my rabbit and my woman. Had Mum send me out to feed the fucking pheasants in the garden at 9am, in me boxers and t-shirt, and she's gesturing at me from her bedroom window trying to tell me what to do. How hard is it to feed birds?

Then I stood in a bucket of water and she nearly died laughing. Sigh.
 
pheasants in your garden? you got beaters working for you ? get them to drive the birds towards the feed
rave candy or whatever it's called is fucking ridiculous, nice one for whoever is selling it I'm sure!
 
parttime crackhead said:
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Tragic though it is to report, everyone in this photo wearing a hat was dead a couple of hours later.
 
HAHAHAHA

I've just looked at that photo again and imagined that that's what EADD would be like if it was remade for America like The Office etc. But in a sort of Muppet Baby style where everyone's a cute child version of their actual characters.

Coltdan has been replaced by a wise-cracking Iranian maths genius. The rest I'm not going into.
 
Actually I was thinking she might be the one in glasses.

The dude in the orange plantpot is knock or MM. 33Hz ?(where he btw)? is the one with the hair next to plantpot man.
 
Nah Marmz is the lass down the bottom squatting, she's adjusting her mooncup, there are pics of marmz with her specs at that schoolteacher angle.. YPDH is one to the (our) left and forward of whisker girl (bluebell). Actually looks a bit like her. Flowerpot man is Felix, covering his baldness. MM is obviously the one at the right with the headband and his tongue stuck out, he's making a face either because of the weather or he's just podgered some meph.

33Hz is the boy right at the back, he's late because he's just back from a photoshoot.
 
Actually the hat dude looks more and more like a paedophile who's disguised himself as a candy raver to get close to tactile teens.
 
In fact he looks very much like a guy I know who's got a reputation for wandering hands.

He's also loves shitty trance and would be right up for rave candy. It's all falling into place.
 
knockando said:
pheasants in your garden? you got beaters working for you ? get them to drive the birds towards the feed
rave candy or whatever it's called is fucking ridiculous, nice one for whoever is selling it I'm sure!
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Nah, we just seem to acquire weird animals, forest and two mostly dried out lakes behind the garden so they wander in occasionally, mother feeds them, and they never leave. Last year it was ducks, a few years ago it was a peacock. Swans and sheep have been known to pay a visit or two n all. Proper wildlife sanctuary it is.
 
tarantulas are not the issue, my mate has kept tarantulas for ages, I've slept in the same room without any problem. They barely move.

It's the fuckers that come down from the ceiling and land on you. Also I don't fancy trying to do what I need to do in my attic loaded up on benzos.
 
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