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Gibberings CXLVII: Best ROA for Berocca?

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BlindHelperMonkey said:
me and bodda both habitually rewired our electric meters to deactivate the cut off i.e stop the meter turning off your leccy. ran those fuckers into huge debt, just had to avoid the metermen seeing your handiwork. ridiculously simple, a matter of one wire shorting across two points beneath the meter, was dodgy at times though. however, risking electrocution and burning to death in our beds was, at the time, the preferable option to slowly freezing to death in places where we had no gas to use as an alternative source of heat
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When I was 24 I moved into a flat where somebody had run up a £70+ debt that way before leaving the house. The estate agents neglected to mention it before I moved in, then protested their innocence once I had.

Of course, the electricity company made it their top priority to refund me. I eventually gave up after two weeks of cold showers and cooking meals on a camping stove.

Fucking awful thing as well - one of those token meters. I didn't know they were still around by the mid-2000s, but they were. There was one shop which sold the tokens, and if they weren't open you were fucked. And the cost of running the thing was like maintaining a crack habit. It wasn't even as if you could fuck with the meter and get away with it - it was right above the front door.

Disgusting tax on the poor, that's what prepaid meters are.
 
criminandum inducta ipsum BHM ;)

I may have had a past life or SWIM that nearly burned the flat down doing it though, as I said to Bearlove that stuff is very unforgiving to people that cross it's path.

Have to agree though on the Bill Hicks quote, had to throw that one out myself a few days ago on here, God bless him.
People go on about Lenny Bruce I have to laugh, Hicks is a true hero on mine.

Sammy G said:
Fucking awful thing as well - one of those token meters. I didn't know they were still around by the mid-2000s, but they were.
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We had one in our flat, I came across a little Pirate I knew that had swiped several hundred £'s worth & sold 'em to me at a reduced rate, we lived in nice 23*C like it was Jamacia for a few months.
Only issue was the meter was in credit, but because I didn't get them from an actual shop they never showed on the electric boards summary of use, on apaper we used about 30p worth of energy for 6 months.
 
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Bodda said:
criminandum inducta ipsum BHM ;)

I may have had a past life or SWIM that nearly burned the flat down doing it though, as I said to Bearlove that stuff is very unforgiving to people that cross it's path.

Have to agree though on the Bill Hicks quote, had to throw that one out myself a few days ago on here, God bless him.
People go on about Lenny Bruce I have to laugh, Hicks is a true hero on mine.
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Erm that was via PM :D
 
know them well, sam. those are the exact ones we had too. scandalous isnt it - they are there in properties catering for the poorest section of society, yet cost more per unit than the direct debit households of those better equipped to pay



also, those were the ones simple as fuck to bypass. and all reticence to do so goes tends to go out the window once you realise what a moneymaking-off-misery scam the fuckers tend to be
 
Bearlove said:
Erm that was via PM :D
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Huh?......

Sorry BL I am lost there.
If it's in relation to the Hicks quote I throw 'em out alot as the guy was a genius & spoke for my views 100%, I could do a thesis on him.

I ain't sure what faux pas I've done to you but I didn't mean to, I wouldn't comment on what is said via PM as it's in bad form imo.
 
brimz said:
Right less talk more drug taking . i think i will start with 40mg of diazepam followed by 60ml of Somnite combined with 70mg of Oxynorm that should fuk me up nicely .

Maybe put it off for a few hours though so i dunno but that's what is gonna happen , eat Porridge this minute oh yeah i found half a Joint when i went out that was cool brought it home n took it apart n there is plenty for a joint of my own !!
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Fuk yeah that was lush just come round a while back jhad some gear now as well :)
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
100% correct. and the best part is, they don't even have to fiddle empirical evidence, as it's all done by computer models. shit in = shit out, etc







my point was that ed milliband was the guy who brought in the green taxes, currently they amount to 10% of household energy bills and continuing to rise. also, it was shown less than 24hrs after he said it that price freezes arent worth shit, the companies will either raise prices beforehand (as they are doing now), raise them afterwards or as seems likely - do both. please dont fall so easily for this muppet's rhetoric, it will stand for precisely nothing to the man in the street
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Sorry if someone has said this already but - Wasn't it Cameron that brought in the green taxes? And do they not help the poor by taxing the rich more? Therefore cutting them will help the rich and fuck the poor. Am I wrong? I might be.
 
You avoided chokey, BCF?

Really hope that's what you meant, and if so ... congratu-fucking-lations Mister ... genuinely well chuffed for yer <3
 
well, basically my solicitor was a badass, he managed to convince the super intendant to drop 2 supply charges, so i have 1 supply n 9 possession, the judge was sound as fuck to me for some reason n said 'well this young man comes across as very educated and it would be a shame to turn him into another prison statistic, so i want to refer this to the prosecution team and that way he will avoid a custodial sentence, xxxxx you are not the typical person i would expect with a list of charges like this and the fact you have no record and are working on improving your life i see no reason to imprison you, so be thankful of this and dont ever let me see you here again'

Ahhhh such fucking relief you have no idea!!

also major LOL that the judge said i had one hell of a drugs bonanza :D hearing him try to say dimethyltryptamine was priceless :D:D:D
 
Lol, fucking brilliant news BCF...Sounds like you had the kind of judge you could go for a pint with afterwards.
 
i wouldnt go that far, but i did say thanks to him

can't believe it really, for a moment when the judge was reading out the charges he had his head in his hands n looked disgusted!

but it came to be ok, the super intendant was the regional one not the local one so he had more say n wasnt too familiar with the case so i winged it on that respect (shirt, clean shaven, piercings out, with parents)
still waiting for it to sink in
 
aye, when you get a decent one it's fucking sweet. total lottery though, for example, two last women magistrates - one was a cunt who jailed me against advice from probation, drugs workers, housing association, etc - the other was a district mag' who sounded very much like yours. cool as fuck, cracking jokes, smiling at me.... generally bending to ny charm. which was a headfuck


of course, the fact the prisons are 97% full probably also helped you, alongside that infectious wit and all ;)




crackhead - nah man, are you thinking of somethin else? miliband brought in the green taxes when he was energy secretary. also, that's precisely it - it's a flat tax, gets added onto energy price. if you spend £100 on electric, £10 of that goes towards 'green', no matter who you are. and no, i have no idea what they do with the money, don't think anyone else does either - that's the point
 
ahh man at first he was a CUNT to other ppl with such lesser charges to me, but he caught me looking with disgust at one of the well, lets say..hardened criminals when he kicked off at the pig who was giving evidence against him ( i mean, come on, spitting at a police officer while you are having your future decided was a retard move..) the judge had a grin on his face when i looked up.

that guy got 18 months in total..the 79 previous convictions prob helped..

so yeah, seemed like the judge didn't class me with them even tho i had 12 charges against me even tho most had 1, and the fact i had supply amounts of class a drugs

i feel lucky =D
 
Well in BCF man. Good shit.

BlindHelperMonkey said:
crackhead - nah man, are you thinking of somethin else? miliband brought in the green taxes when he was energy secretary. also, that's precisely it - it's a flat tax, gets added onto energy price. if you spend £100 on electric, £10 of that goes towards 'green', no matter who you are. and no, i have no idea what they do with the money, don't think anyone else does either - that's the point
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Yes it's a flat tax based on the amount you spend. Mr Rich Fucker in his 14 bedroom mansion is going to spend a fuck load more on energy (and therefore pay a fuckload more in green tax) than Mr Poor Fucker in his bedsit. In cash terms the rich fucker will save more than the poor guy. The green taxes are used to subsidise things like insulation etc for poor cunts so that their heating bills aren't as high in the first place. They benefit the poor.

Found this...

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/oct/23/energy-industry-competition-test-cameron

Downing Street later said the prime minister was determined to roll back the costs of green levies. But government figures showed that the largest proportion of the £112 the charges add to the average bill were related to measures aimed specifically at less affluent people.
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The government figures show that £50 goes on the energy company obligation – which supports energy efficiency in poorer households. A further £11 goes towards the warm homes discount, which is designed to help with the costs of fuel bills for poorer households.
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Labour pointed out that £67 of the £112 was introduced by the coalition.
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It appears that I wasn't completely wrong.
 
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