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pontifex01
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^ lol, give it 3... maybe 4 years... and you too, son, can walk alongside me, eDDe, Shambles, treacle and call yourself an oldschool EADDer.
He's told us that he's moved country and started some online business. So yes you're probably right
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He's told us that he's moved country and started some online business. So yes you're probably right
backroll
Bluelighter
wohhhhh, (that's english for stop a horse)
farmaz: olden days?
now i know im a new kid on the block compared to Sir Shambles, ColtDaniel, Mr. Monkey (where is that fishing fool?), Knockers, ATM, Sam, Bear, Albion, Snolly, Ponti, lady marmalade, Pinky, Cherry, PTCH, SHM, Brimza, Acid4Blud, Bogmanistan, Spade, Tang Dream, Lurchings, Mentallll Kenny, The Liberal One, MK, CErEs etc. but are you saying farmaz is a secondary incarnation of a previous nobhead?
people seem to forget this character was a consummate troll! am i now to understand that farmaz was like t1000, and bodda some kind of fucking saul on the road to damascus? 8)
What was the 1st alias if this is the case! Who was Farmaz 1.0 ?? !!
I only been here 3 years so please enlighten me.
farmaz: olden days?
now i know im a new kid on the block compared to Sir Shambles, ColtDaniel, Mr. Monkey (where is that fishing fool?), Knockers, ATM, Sam, Bear, Albion, Snolly, Ponti, lady marmalade, Pinky, Cherry, PTCH, SHM, Brimza, Acid4Blud, Bogmanistan, Spade, Tang Dream, Lurchings, Mentallll Kenny, The Liberal One, MK, CErEs etc. but are you saying farmaz is a secondary incarnation of a previous nobhead?
people seem to forget this character was a consummate troll! am i now to understand that farmaz was like t1000, and bodda some kind of fucking saul on the road to damascus? 8)
What was the 1st alias if this is the case! Who was Farmaz 1.0 ?? !!
I only been here 3 years so please enlighten me.
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pontifex01
Bluelighter
don't "son" me brother, you've only got 3 years' age on me and i've got ten times that on you experience-wise. not dick-sizing bredren, let's keep it smiling, but a bible-basher has got shit on me and the nightmares i've lived and seen.
backroll lol mate i'm as scoobied as you - farmaz AFAIK showed up a couple of years ago, a mate of BHM's, off his tits on disso's and pissed mucho hombres off...
he's a cool, cultured dude though. just don't get me and him started on Bukowski
backroll
Bluelighter
fuck off pontifex01 never heard of ya, 18 posts mate, do one, come back when you've switched ya bluelight on :D
backroll
Bluelighter
Honestly...i'm gonna try make this my last post, but only to warn you lot to get back into bed under the covers...we need to get to Elysium NOW.
1. Cost of abandoned NHS records system hits £10bn
Bill for aborted plan, described as biggest ever IT failure, was originally estimated at £6.4bn
2. Abbott sworn in as Australian PM
As an Australian passport-holder I feel duty bound to warn you of this terrible shit
3. Briton jailed in US cannibal plot
Geoffrey Portway was sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting to kidnap, rape, kill and eat children
4. Duggan 'died within 10 heartbeats'
Case hinges on whether it was absolutely necessary for police marksman to open fire, counsel tells inquest
5. Authorities failed Daniel Pelka
THE POLICE, HIS SCHOOL, THE SOCIAL SERVICES, HEALTH VISITORS, ETC ETC!
6. Prison denied meals to inmate
Surprise inspection finds HMP Bristol overcrowded, dirty and cockroach-infested with 'delinquent' staff
7. Plea for Hillsborough witnesses
PCC wants to talk to people who testified to original inquiry as it investigates claims of police tampering
8. Wormwood Scrubs 'on knife edge'
Watchdog says there has been a 50% rise in the use of force and restraint of prisoners at the Victorian prison
9. Woman survives for 15 days in well
Chinese woman in Henan province lived on raw corn cobs and rainwater until a villager discovered her
10. F T W O nigaz KNOW
1. Cost of abandoned NHS records system hits £10bn
Bill for aborted plan, described as biggest ever IT failure, was originally estimated at £6.4bn
2. Abbott sworn in as Australian PM
As an Australian passport-holder I feel duty bound to warn you of this terrible shit
3. Briton jailed in US cannibal plot
Geoffrey Portway was sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting to kidnap, rape, kill and eat children
4. Duggan 'died within 10 heartbeats'
Case hinges on whether it was absolutely necessary for police marksman to open fire, counsel tells inquest
5. Authorities failed Daniel Pelka
THE POLICE, HIS SCHOOL, THE SOCIAL SERVICES, HEALTH VISITORS, ETC ETC!
6. Prison denied meals to inmate
Surprise inspection finds HMP Bristol overcrowded, dirty and cockroach-infested with 'delinquent' staff
7. Plea for Hillsborough witnesses
PCC wants to talk to people who testified to original inquiry as it investigates claims of police tampering
8. Wormwood Scrubs 'on knife edge'
Watchdog says there has been a 50% rise in the use of force and restraint of prisoners at the Victorian prison
9. Woman survives for 15 days in well
Chinese woman in Henan province lived on raw corn cobs and rainwater until a villager discovered her
10. F T W O nigaz KNOW
brimz
Bluelighter
i' want him got cos nigga need to be got nigga need to be taken off the air
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Bodda
Ex-Bluelighter
farmaz: olden days?
now i know im a new kid on the block compared to Sir Shambles, ColtDaniel, Mr. Monkey (where is that fishing fool?), Knockers, ATM, Sam, Bear, Albion, Snolly, Ponti, lady marmalade, Pinky, Cherry, PTCH, SHM, Brimza, Acid4Blud, Bogmanistan, Spade, Tang Dream, Lurchings, Mentallll Kenny, The Liberal One, MK, CErEs etc. but are you saying farmaz is a secondary incarnation of a previous nobhead?
people seem to forget this character was a consummate troll! am i now to understand that farmaz was like t1000, and bodda some kind of fucking saul on the road to damascus? 8)
What was the 1st alias if this is the case! Who was Farmaz 1.0 ?? !!
I only been here 3 years so please enlighten me.
I never trolled anything, if you care to read mate I had a serious drug issue & if you did 3-5 day runs on PCP analogues I am sure your mind may begin to crack.
Mod's please cut & paste the date I opened my farmaz account for this person, I was on here a good year before sammy g came in his original form.
I aint gonna row with you & I aint cussing you but I got no issue with people taking me to task, nay I welcome it but step correct before you drag my name through the mud please.
Takk
Brap, Ya knows that
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Morning people, shockingly nice day today apart from the gigantic spider lurking in the bathroom. Killing time til etiz gets here then I can lay around on the beanbag sofa all day pretending I'm playing GTA 5 and watching shite films. Woo :D
edit: oh man i am old school. 2004 argh
Bodda
Ex-Bluelighter
Morning people, shockingly nice day today apart from the gigantic spider lurking in the bathroom. Killing time til etiz gets here then I can lay around on the beanbag sofa all day pretending I'm playing GTA 5 and watching shite films. Woo :D
edit: oh man i am old school. 2004 argh
@ " oh man i am old school. 2004 argh" Snolly 'ya makes me smileGoddamn house spiders are having a field day in my yard, I take my Lynx & lighter to the swine, why they don't stay in their little place far away from me I don't know, I swear their is some plan to shoot out at 1am when i'm facked up watching Babestation & scare me.
What films you watching that are shite?
Das Boot has got to be the worst thing ever imo, makes Seppuku look a good idea.
Oh man couldn't be doing with loads of em, but yeah they're probably just biding their time to jump out at the worst moment. One fell into my fucking bed the other day, I screamed like a tiny girl :D
Dunno what films to be honest, Das Boot probably :D Netflix subscription is down for a while which is a shame cos there's some corkers on there. Got something called 'Shooting Stars' with William Shatner that I bought in Tesco seven years or so ago for two quid, that's gotta be a good un.
Dunno what films to be honest, Das Boot probably :D Netflix subscription is down for a while which is a shame cos there's some corkers on there. Got something called 'Shooting Stars' with William Shatner that I bought in Tesco seven years or so ago for two quid, that's gotta be a good un.
Bodda
Ex-Bluelighter
"Dunno what films to be honest, Das Boot probably"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
the last great films I saw were.....
the original 1960's Mothra (Yeah I am a proper Kaiju Otaku sadly)
Godzilla VS Mechgodzilla
Enter the void
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Haha fuckinell, that bad huh?
I've never actually seen any Kaiju films, though they've always had an appeal. Also I have never heard of Godzilla vs. Mechgodzilla but I must see it.
I also wanna give Curse of the Maya/Day of the Dead/Numerous other titles a watch again. It is astounding how bad that film is, how many titles it has, and how it makes me wish I'd gotten into the movie making game after college if people genuinely get paid for that level of work. I've seen student films better than that that never saw release. Truly a classic. And I wanted to kick myself yesterday after I recognised an apparently iconic piece of scenery just because part of the opening of The Happening took place there. I genuinely love shit films, I dunno why. Mostly horror ones; I attribute it to my ex and a minor rebellion against two years of analysing good ones in minute detail.
You up to much yourself today or do you plan to waste it as I am :D
I've never actually seen any Kaiju films, though they've always had an appeal. Also I have never heard of Godzilla vs. Mechgodzilla but I must see it.
I also wanna give Curse of the Maya/Day of the Dead/Numerous other titles a watch again. It is astounding how bad that film is, how many titles it has, and how it makes me wish I'd gotten into the movie making game after college if people genuinely get paid for that level of work. I've seen student films better than that that never saw release. Truly a classic. And I wanted to kick myself yesterday after I recognised an apparently iconic piece of scenery just because part of the opening of The Happening took place there. I genuinely love shit films, I dunno why. Mostly horror ones; I attribute it to my ex and a minor rebellion against two years of analysing good ones in minute detail.
You up to much yourself today or do you plan to waste it as I am :D
Bodda
Ex-Bluelighter
I have a huge love of trash & B movies, I agree I used to live with a film student & used to smoke in his room so I had hours of French art house films & stuff he had to study, I would rebel by watching old Chinese kung fu or Lone wolf & cub series after watching some strange black & white french thing.
I do owe Andy my love of Alejandro Jodorowsky though, possibly the best director ever, The Holy Mountian is my #1 film ever.
Today is gonna be a ok day for once, just waiting for "The man" to ring me for my daily medicine, once I got that small "issue" dealt with I got to go shopping for "Mrs Farmaz" as she needs St Johns Wart & gotta mail that off, got the rest of the day free so i'll find some form of sophisticated vice till my little bear has finished work.
Tonight I got a feeling will be spent in the company of her Uni friends she likes to drag me off to see, I fucking HATE them sssoooo much but I play along for her sake, speak without my black country accent & pretend to care for "Middle class, posh stuff" like climate control, made in chelsea show, house prices etc.
I would much prefer to be smoking opium in my yard, listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge than Mumford & Sons, drinking Absinthe in place of Carling or red wine but that is the sacrifice I have to make.
EDIT - Type of the devil, he shall ring Insha'Allah, driving to me right now with his Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen flag flying high screaming Allahu Akbar as he pulls up & throws his Afghan medicine to me
Have a good 'un Snolly & everyone else
Peace.
I do owe Andy my love of Alejandro Jodorowsky though, possibly the best director ever, The Holy Mountian is my #1 film ever.
Today is gonna be a ok day for once, just waiting for "The man" to ring me for my daily medicine, once I got that small "issue" dealt with I got to go shopping for "Mrs Farmaz" as she needs St Johns Wart & gotta mail that off, got the rest of the day free so i'll find some form of sophisticated vice till my little bear has finished work.
Tonight I got a feeling will be spent in the company of her Uni friends she likes to drag me off to see, I fucking HATE them sssoooo much but I play along for her sake, speak without my black country accent & pretend to care for "Middle class, posh stuff" like climate control, made in chelsea show, house prices etc.
I would much prefer to be smoking opium in my yard, listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge than Mumford & Sons, drinking Absinthe in place of Carling or red wine but that is the sacrifice I have to make.
EDIT - Type of the devil, he shall ring Insha'Allah, driving to me right now with his Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen flag flying high screaming Allahu Akbar as he pulls up & throws his Afghan medicine to me
Have a good 'un Snolly & everyone else
Peace.
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Not actually heard of Jodorowsky, gonna go do me some research I think. And for some reason you reminded me I've got a load of Akira Kurosawa's films on my PC to watch. Do like the old Chinese kung fu films too, me mate is mad for them. I took some of his shit through in the car for him before he moved to Hull with him and like most of it was just boxes of kung fu stuff on VHS. Never did find an actual VHS player tho.
Evening time pursuits you've got lined up there do sound like a bit of a nightmare, couldn't man it myself. Found a lot of that at uni, let's all drink wine and talk about politics and things we don't really know about, though I did have a lot of fun with one of my housemates in my first flat when our other housemate went away and we spent the evening being all faux-sophisticated (he's a windswept, stripey scarf wearing gay in the vein of a young Stephen Fry) and drinking tequila. Did actually get some interesting discussion going but cannot stand the general middle class posh vibe in general, despite being massively middle class myself. My sister is very much that type; young farmers groups and going on 'the new years hunt' and oh god
Evening time pursuits you've got lined up there do sound like a bit of a nightmare, couldn't man it myself. Found a lot of that at uni, let's all drink wine and talk about politics and things we don't really know about, though I did have a lot of fun with one of my housemates in my first flat when our other housemate went away and we spent the evening being all faux-sophisticated (he's a windswept, stripey scarf wearing gay in the vein of a young Stephen Fry) and drinking tequila. Did actually get some interesting discussion going but cannot stand the general middle class posh vibe in general, despite being massively middle class myself. My sister is very much that type; young farmers groups and going on 'the new years hunt' and oh god
mydrugbuddy
Bluelighter
Its bad Karma to kill spiders IMO, having said that i have killed a mouse and a pigeon (ran over one in my car - i thought it would move, but it was stupid and slow) father please forgive me lol
I hated having to kill that mouse, it got stuck on one of those glue traps, i know they are inhumane, but it was last resort, pretty horrible to open the kitchen door first think in the morning and see that thing struggling for its life and its squealed in terror when it saw mw coming with a thick plank of wood.. A quick thunk on the head with a butt of wood put it out of its misery, but the wood got stuck to the glue trap, and then my trainers got stuck on it too trying to free the wood. What a fuckin fiasco.
I try and make it my policy to kill no creatures greater than flies or wasps. Flies are fair game though i much prefer to give them a clean kill with a well timed thwack with a rolled up newspaper than with fly spray, i hate the way their drone changes pitch when you get them with fly spray, it takes a lot of that to bring them down.
I once had a pigeon stuck behind my chimney for about 3 days. I thought it was mice. I eventually had to dismantle the chimmney covering to get at it, i felt so guilty that it was a pigeon, stunned, exhausted, dehydratedand injured winged. I put it out in my back yard with a bowl of water infron of it. It was it a catatonic shock for hours. Eventually it started drinking and moving around and eating and regaining its health. Before it could fully recover i woke one morning to see my back yard strewn with feathers and a very dead pigeon rammed against the wall. Not a chunk of meat was taken from it. Killing for killings sake - must have been a cat. Reason 359 why i hate cats.
I normally hate pigeons, but after running one over, and after this one survived for so long stuck behind a chimney i felt tresponsible for it and wanted to put it right. Nature takes its course though, the weak, the stupid (it fell down a chimney) dont last long.
Oh yeah spiders - they give me the creeps but i trap them in a wide rimmed cup or glass so's not to injure their legs, and slide a beer mat or something over the top when the spiders at the bottom, and then chuck it out the door or window.
This really is gibberings, sorry.
One last thing Pigeons seem to big fans of Eatstatic, lol, i had that playing on a radio cassette thing in my parents garden and it was fuckin drawn to the stero. I wonder if David Attenborrough could explain what might have attracted it.
I hated having to kill that mouse, it got stuck on one of those glue traps, i know they are inhumane, but it was last resort, pretty horrible to open the kitchen door first think in the morning and see that thing struggling for its life and its squealed in terror when it saw mw coming with a thick plank of wood.. A quick thunk on the head with a butt of wood put it out of its misery, but the wood got stuck to the glue trap, and then my trainers got stuck on it too trying to free the wood. What a fuckin fiasco.
I try and make it my policy to kill no creatures greater than flies or wasps. Flies are fair game though i much prefer to give them a clean kill with a well timed thwack with a rolled up newspaper than with fly spray, i hate the way their drone changes pitch when you get them with fly spray, it takes a lot of that to bring them down.
I once had a pigeon stuck behind my chimney for about 3 days. I thought it was mice. I eventually had to dismantle the chimmney covering to get at it, i felt so guilty that it was a pigeon, stunned, exhausted, dehydratedand injured winged. I put it out in my back yard with a bowl of water infron of it. It was it a catatonic shock for hours. Eventually it started drinking and moving around and eating and regaining its health. Before it could fully recover i woke one morning to see my back yard strewn with feathers and a very dead pigeon rammed against the wall. Not a chunk of meat was taken from it. Killing for killings sake - must have been a cat. Reason 359 why i hate cats.
I normally hate pigeons, but after running one over, and after this one survived for so long stuck behind a chimney i felt tresponsible for it and wanted to put it right. Nature takes its course though, the weak, the stupid (it fell down a chimney) dont last long.
Oh yeah spiders - they give me the creeps but i trap them in a wide rimmed cup or glass so's not to injure their legs, and slide a beer mat or something over the top when the spiders at the bottom, and then chuck it out the door or window.
This really is gibberings, sorry.
One last thing Pigeons seem to big fans of Eatstatic, lol, i had that playing on a radio cassette thing in my parents garden and it was fuckin drawn to the stero. I wonder if David Attenborrough could explain what might have attracted it.
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curious_24
Bluelighter
You're a good'un MDB.
Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
I wonder. :D
On the stims today, MDB? That's one hell of a gibber!
Last spider I recall killing was a huge one that appeared right next to my lightswitch when I got up in the middle of the night. Actually, I've drowned one or two in the bathroom since, but they rarely seem to come close to me. Even the spiders don't dig me these days, y'know?
I can vividly recall being met by four wasps in the bathroom once. Do wasps count? I had nothing but a towel and toiletries with which to defend myself. I stunned the fuckers with a few sprays of deodorant.
All was well until one recovered and launched itself at me, whereupon I fled the room screaming and naked, just in time to collide with my flatmate's new boyfriend.
He wasn't expecting that.
On the stims today, MDB? That's one hell of a gibber!
Last spider I recall killing was a huge one that appeared right next to my lightswitch when I got up in the middle of the night. Actually, I've drowned one or two in the bathroom since, but they rarely seem to come close to me. Even the spiders don't dig me these days, y'know?
I can vividly recall being met by four wasps in the bathroom once. Do wasps count? I had nothing but a towel and toiletries with which to defend myself. I stunned the fuckers with a few sprays of deodorant.
All was well until one recovered and launched itself at me, whereupon I fled the room screaming and naked, just in time to collide with my flatmate's new boyfriend.
He wasn't expecting that.
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