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Ah, used to love the snooker many moons ago.

Used to go to an open all hours affair, was full of pimps, whores, chinese restaurant owners etc in the wee small hours. I remember one night some hard-looking geezer was on the bandit for ages, lost a lot of cash. I wandered over, speeding outa me nut, and stuck some coin in....

Jackpot! £200 quid! Given the crew who were in there I would have quite liked to have kept my good fortune quiet, like. No such luck. Lights were going off, music, all sorts. The machine might as well have done a fucking tango round the room. People were looking over, including the man-mountain who had just fed the machine up before I milked it dry. I stuck another coin in........................HOLD! Fuck sake, the paranioa.

I insisted they called me a cab and escorted me upstairs and made sure I got in ok....had some party on the winnings.

Aint played for years now...managed a couple of 35-40 point breaks 20 years ago. Last time I dared hit a fullsize table I struggled to even hit the fking balls if they were at the other end, let alone pot 'em
 
It really is a shock the first time you play on a full-size table when you're maybe more used to playing pool or summat. Is an absolute ocean of baize in front of you. I actually managed to miss the entire pack of reds the first time I broke on a proper table :D
 
i tried playing snooker on 2cb it was hilarious and shambolic haha the table seemed to stretch for miles i think binoculars would have been useful to judge distances lol
i was caning the 1992 rave tunes on the jukebox and having great craic acting the maggot playing snooker off our dials haha i think the excessive laughing and pisstaking goin on at our table may have annoyed other customers tho but yeah snooker tripping i dont know which genius thought it was a good idea..most likely me ..ebeneezer good :-P
 
I remember playing pool on quality amp sulphate years ago and going on a huge winning streak in a winner-stays-on situation, twice potting every ball in one visit to the table.

It was effortless and I remember being absolutely and totally confident about making the pot....hardly even had to look the balls. Must have at least doubled my efficacy.

Have played over and above my usual ability on a small dose of shrooms too, but can't play for shit when stoned or pissed
 
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ive played pool on pre ban meph a few times before, got right into it focued like a machine, did alright, runnin around jiggling my legs anazlying all of it, got the tunes banging on the dukebox
 
I find pool is much more of a drinking game than snooker. Am not bad at pool (used to be bloody good at one time) but I find I play better after a few pints. I think it's the combination of being more relaxed and also more confident. Snooker tends to be more technical and just plain harder so you need more of your wits about you.
 
I remember playing pool on MDPV and mephedrone. Was alright, but I could not congratulate the other player for beating me due to not being able to formulate sentences at the time.
 
i used to be a bit of a pool shark since the days of being left in pubs by parents and us young un battling it out for king of the tables.
winner stays on... 3 fouls on the black shots dont carry etc and most importantly for me you have to call every ball and pocket.no problem i will double off the cushion go the lenght of the table and pot the black haha
i did learn off my cousin tho he earns a living playing snooker in japan.good teacher it wasnt untill i ended up in prison tell i met my match and got my medicine at the tables lol. they were prob playing 24/7 for 10 years solid though not fair. some games of pool in heavy duty pubs i lost on purpose cos the men i was playing might have got v annoyed and being made to look stupid at the table.
taxi anyone...lol
 
Used to enjoy pool when I was a teen and we had band practise in my friends pub, was free and close so got to play a fair bit. I think two beers is the sweet spot, any more and it just gets sloppy IME, not that I can really play pool sober these days however.
 
Shambles said:
It really is a shock the first time you play on a full-size table when you're maybe more used to playing pool or summat. Is an absolute ocean of baize in front of you. I actually managed to miss the entire pack of reds the first time I broke on a proper table :D
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It is a massive difference, I remember doing that a ton of times actually shambles when I was starting up, mostly because of not holding the cue properly


Albion said:
I remember playing pool on MDPV and mephedrone. Was alright, but I could not congratulate the other player for beating me due to not being able to formulate sentences at the time.
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hahaha :D


Back to watch Selby finish off Robertson now, the break should be almost over
 
Well my boiler has just broken for the fourth time this Winter.

Just had to beg our estate agent to sort something out...like please get us a new fucking boiler. Or radiator valves, or whatever it'll take to have hot water this season!
 
Might go bed soon. fucking work tomorrow. maybe another ep of Its always sunny in Philadelphia
 
^good choice on the TV, I'm almost done with season 7 now.

Snooker was exciting, The Jester won it in the end.

I'm gonna stay up a bit, maybe do some work, maybe just procrastinate online for a bit more, or I might catch another ep of It's always Sunny too!
 
Whats it about/how addictive is it? I'm outta tack to watch, could do with a new timewaster!
 
It's about 3 narcissists lads that own a bar in Philly, and their escapades over the years. One of the lads sister works at the bar too and is part of the gang. Danny De Vito is in it a lot too. It's incredibly funny, there is a lot of shouting though.
 
Night man, downloaded the hobbit instead :D, smoked a huge spliff when i barely ever smoke. forgot how nice it mixes with opois mmm,i can see me dropping off halfway through this!
 
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