Gibberings CXIII - Cocks r us

[ColtDan]

helloooooo

Big bright full moon here, looks wicked, mesmerizing

heard about that minimum alcohol pricing bullshit earlier, what a load of bollocks

 

[ColtDan]

Afro Samurai Resurrection. pretty good.

Been meaning to watch that on netflix, liked the first afro samurai thing

 

[masaz]

Fucking rabbit just ran off with my rizla. She's sat there looking at me all smug because she knows I can't be fucked to chase her.

Cunt's getting eaten.

 

[Shambles]

Far too much sniggerworthy innuendo to highlight in that post to pick out any one part to quote so will simply marvel at your smutworthiness and leave it at that, Snolls

 

[masaz]

I wouldn't expect any less Good to see you around, Mr S

edit: that rhymed too, i'm deffo on one here.

 

[maxalfie]

Bright eyes, burning like fire.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

yeah shambles, as i remember it was fairly violent as far as kung fu goes, but nothing special. hella cheap looking but the storyline, fighting and especially characters were excellent. a blind guy who kicks ass with his hearing and that weird machine - pitched against a one armed fighting protagonist. awful dubbing throughout, would you expect anything less



anyone seen the prodigal son? its brilliant, my fave kung fu film. combines comedy, tragedy, farce, singing(!) and jaw dropping choreography/master fights. more violent than most of its genre, punches, kicks and headbutts just sound brutal. the story and characters are funny yet badass. seriously if youre bored one of days youtube prodigal son full movie, they had it on in one entire part when i last checked



jackie chan's drunken master aint too bad either mind













/ramble

 

[ColtDan]

drunken master, was gonna watch that the other day. sounds good, might stick it on now

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

anyone else left mildly disturbed after watching watership down for the first time as a kid? rents mustve thought it was a babbies cartoon

 

[Shambles]

Had Drunken Master on VHS years ago. Used to be well into such fillums. Buggered if I can recall the titles (let alone plots ) of many these days tho. Got a fair few of the more obscure/more outrageously violent ones knocking about in me fillum collection but not had a good trawl thru for a dog's age. Suspect spliff may be required first tho. Kung Fu flix sans spliffage is just wrong somehow.

EDIT: Was majorly disturbed after watching Watership Down for the first time. Surprisingly violent and nasty towards the end. Never read the book but did read a similar series of books that seemed to be essentially the same thing only with moles instead of rabbits. Think it was moles anyway. Some small furry creature not generally associated with somewhat hippified, quasi-spiritual ponderings and scattered extreme violence and death anyway.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

indeed. im looking forward to xmas and prolonged access to a laptop, smoke and obscure kung fu movies


though recently whenever on youtube i find myself just searching out ridiculously heavy metal music.. crowbar, meshuggah, electric wizard et al





fulfiling.

 

[Shambles]

My brother's well into Electric Wizard. Quite like some of it myself actually. Not summat I'd listen to all that often but does go well with heavy drink 'n' smoke sessions sometimes.

I find prolonged access to a laptop makes me far more lazy than me old desktop ever did. There's definitely a difference between sitting on a proper chair at a desk/table to do 'putery stuff than lounging about on me sofa. Am in dire need of regaining access to me external HD too cos has all me tunes on it. Got all of about 12 albums on me lappy. Which is a bit shit. Not half as shit as the lack of speakers, mind. Don't mind a bit o' headphone action but gives me earache and isn't really suited to background music in the same way as speakers are. Neighbours probably disagree on that tho...

 

[Mailmonkey]

Watership Down really upset me, I saw it at the cinema....can still picture some of the scenes, seem really quite graphic and violent in my memory.

I read Tarka the Otter about the same time I think, also really got to me...

 

[Shambles]

Is odd looking back at films that freaked the fuck outta me as a nipper given my latter penchant for ubergore and the like. There were one or two Disney flicks I saw at the cinema I almost (but not quite) had to be taken out of cos I was so terrified. Can't recall the names offhand but they were both pretty obscure by Disney standards and don't recall seeing 'em re-released since. Not that I've been looking, I s'pose. Was a proper pussy when it came to films as a nipper me.

 

[Furious George]

Would that be Duncton Wood Shambles? Loved those books as a kid.

 

[jancrow]

Oh god Ring Of Bright Water... wasn't that a version of Tarka but written for an older market? I remember a brutal ending involving some dudes with a spade. And yeah, blubbed hard during 'Bright Eyes' in Watership Down. It was scant consolation that trippy post-death sky-dancing rabbits hinted at some sort of absorbed-into-Gaia-style afterlife. Much as in life.

 

[Shambles]

Would that be Duncton Wood Shambles? Loved those books as a kid.

That's the fellas, George

Was actually in me early 20s when someone recommended and loaned 'em to me but must admit I thoroughly enjoyed them. Amazing how easy it is to be caught up in hedgerow-based shenanigans really. Were very well-written books though, as I recall.