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Gibberings CXI: Faster flappin' robin

DangerDoom said:
You want to be more scared about what is outside your room, the ghosts are nothing....


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Made me jump, ya fucker :D

Morning all, ow do? Too fuckin early but stuff needs done. And Mugzy, rein in the drugzys before I'm met with yer bare arse parading round the supermarket of your choice ont front of the morning papers ;)
 
knockando said:
Someone keep an eye out for mugz and try to get him to calm the fuck down with the drugs!
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Mugz said:
There are about 4 ghosts in my room and they mouthed out to me that they were ghosts and couldn't talk, it's pretty cool actually, wish they could talk. I just asked them if I could take a photo and they said that it wouldn't work. Weird nights in the room of Mugz
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Pretty safe to say who ever was responsible for that mission failed. =D
 
Mailmonkey said:
Fuckin ell Mugz! At least you are sounding coherent, even if you don't make sense =D

And it's weird morning, not night ;)

Morning all!
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Morning. Not happy with your lot.

Set my alarm early on a day off for Royal Mail 'Special' delivery, only for the predictable plop of a red card and a guy scarpring ack to his red van. Like last time I had SD, only on that occasion I caught the fucker, who claimed he was 'keeping the parcels dry' in his van, when it was clear what the twat was up to.

So it says '24 hours' to wait. Shall I turn up there mid-afternoon in 'dismay' and see if they bother looking for a parcel that's no doubt there? Or shall I just wait till tomorrow and figure out how to spend a pointless (and fairly skint) day off.

Only Kestrel, valium and last night's bupe are suppressing my rage just now.

Morning all, unless you're an M20 Special Delivery driver, in which case FUCK YOU.
 
How come it's 24Hrs, it's only 3 where I am ?? we need a postal expert...

My delivery is coming by normal post, it better be there when I get home, Mrs 23 is out with a friend tonight and I need entertainment:)
 
atm23 said:
How come it's 24Hrs, it's only 3 where I am ?? we need a postal expert...

My delivery is coming by normal post, it better be there when I get home, Mrs 23 is out with a friend tonight and I need entertainment:)
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You wouldn't think I live in one of the most denseley-populated areas of one of the UK's biggest cities, would you?

I've made my plans - I'm going to visit at about 3pm, comment on how excellent the usual service is and then detail my mutiple problems with SD (and only SD) from their depot.

I'm then going to say my 'uncle' (Mailmonkey ;) ) told me that SD vans often arrive back around that time. I'm also going to say that the contents are time-sensitive (tickets or the like) and that even though I'm not the type to kick up a fuss, the 'crazy woman' who sent it won't hesitate to when she finds out that she paid extra for nothing, so could they possibly look for the parcel and spare themselves a lot of unnecessary fuss?

All bullshit / embellishment, but with the charm turned on and the mild misogyny (because it'll be a guy on duty) I hope to garner some sympathy. Wish me luck. And for those of you doubting I can muster up an iota of charm when it counts - ask your girlfriend.

As for your delivery, I shall expect much wonkiness from your end later. :D
 
Cheers backroll.

It'd be a sight lovelier with the contents of said package, that's all I'm saying. :D
 
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I got a Special Delivery package today from Royal Mail but I was sitting in my lounge with the TV basically on mute ready to pounce, hes been here a few times though so he knows to wait. Funny little smile on his face, must have read the, quite large and not really needed "Return to sender: London Baptist Property Board" on the back. I am a man of faith!
 
Afternoon all <3

Woke up to the dawn chorus of the rare species "Wanker Screaming & Shouting & Swearing at an XBox Brother".
From my initial observations, they survive on Coffee with milk and ~15 teaspoons of sugar and bacon sandwiches and they scare and run away when the prospect of cleaning arise.
I will continue to observe, publish my findings and likely end up in a mental institution.

Thankfully I've just had my meds and, as is listed in my findings, the cunts fucked off now leaving me to clean, so I can relax now.

And also - How the fuck have I only found out that Zolpidem is tonnes more potent sublingually????
Clearance from the system is quicker ofcourse, but fuck it - It'll just be like crack ;)

Sorry to hear about yer twaty postman Samhain. That is extremely twaty of him indeed.
Hope you (and everyone) can have an alright day in the end though.

Got my 2hr set tomorrow and I'm totally and completely unprepared 8( Worrying about it as I've not got all of my tunes on my laptop and my HD is elsewhere, but it'll be alright. I'll just try play as much as I can and then when I run out I'll play other people's.
 
Sam why would your post man bother to come to the door to put a red card through and not just come with the parcel?
 
SamhainGrim said:
Fuck you, Noodlebollocks. =D
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Fruk Yoo very much =D
Cornishman said:
Haha, my mum wants to get a foster kid and they wanna interview me??

Wtf.
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They already know that you'd be a bad influence, it'll just be a bit of box ticking with questions like:

"So, are you going to escort your bro/sis BACK from the rave or are you just going to leave him / her and hope the wolves won't find him / her, or if they do they'll take him / her in as one of their own?

And...

Will you have an ample supply of sedatives at hand if s/he starts freaking out on Acid?
;)
 
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