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foolsgold said:
not sure mate thinking i could of done some damn damage this time got some serious issues starting to come out mostly since i smashed head and end up concussed on escaline/mxe/eph its hard to put this into words but something has changed up stairs in the old brain box and not in a good way like ive set of the starts of some entrapping consuming mental illness or degenerative physical problems
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Have you spoken to your doctor love? I know, kind of an intrusive question but certainly a base point.
 
Sadie said:
Have you spoken to your doctor love? I know, kind of an intrusive question but certainly a base point.
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no these last 3 months have been rough and this has only just started to massivest itself like this to a point where ive noticed its actions have slowed to almost standing outside of myself and recording it as a memory as to what has happened cant describe it really not seeing the doctors again till 14th of this month

on top of this i have one or two other things to deal with that are causing me such problems that they are effecting my health because of stress

truth is these last 2 years are not there just gone well the last 10 years are a blur and just lately starting to have a sting its tail
 
ATTENTION ALL CAT ATTENDANTS: I have developed a nearly foolproof method for getting medications down your four-legged owner's throat, which I feel is important enough to be worth sharing with Bluelight.

Firstly, you need to disguise the pill by burying it inside food (a piece of meat or cheese usually works well). However, to make this work, you must prepare three outwardly-identical pieces of food, and give them to your feline overlord strictly in order: plain, doctored, plain. The first plain one lulls the cat into a false sense of security. The medication is concealed within the second one. The third one, again untampered-with, reassures the cat that there was nothing unusual about the second one after all.

(Getting pills down a dog is a damn sight simpler. You take a sausage, and insert the pill somewhere into the middle. Then you bite off the end of the sausage -- which is why you put the pill in the middle, to avoid mistakes; with the pill centrally-positioned, there is no 50:50, whichever end you bite is safe -- and offer the remainder to the dog. The dog naturally prefers someone else's food anyway .....)
 
Cat attendants =D

Actually quite helpful, we're looking after five this week and one does need medicating. We also got told that there are miniature hot water bottles with covers for 'if they get too cold'. Five miniature hot water bottles. For cats.

Am loving this new job gig and all. All I have to do is sit, play WoW and read shit online and make sure the building doesn't burn down or get broken into. Couldn't be happier tbh!
 
felix said:
For future reference, CG = COCKGUZZLER = SADIE and how dare you insinuate that you were ignored? :p
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YASSSS! Sorry, did not pick up on that. In related news I swallowed a ball in my sleep somehow. Went to bed with two balls on my tongue ring, woke up with one. WTF! Good thing my piercing does not close up! Think I might just be lazy and order a new one through Amazon rather than spending my precious time off going out in the world to get one.


foolsgold said:
no these last 3 months have been rough and this has only just started to massivest itself like this to a point where ive noticed its actions have slowed to almost standing outside of myself and recording it as a memory as to what has happened cant describe it really not seeing the doctors again till 14th of this month

on top of this i have one or two other things to deal with that are causing me such problems that they are effecting my health because of stress

truth is these last 2 years are not there just gone well the last 10 years are a blur and just lately starting to have a sting its tail
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FG, you need to breathe for a minute... I know it's not always possible and its never easy but you need to take some time for a bit of reflection. PM me please <3


gardenlane said:
Morning everyone <3
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Morning girl =D How goes it? Am just up for my 9 hour shift! YIPPEE!! Gotta love life!
 
BecomingJulie said:
So Kate, knowing about your reusable monthly pads, are you using reusable nappies?

Letter corners ABCD, Draw imaginary diagonal line B-D, fold A to line, fold C to line, making kite shape. Fold down top triangle. Fold up part of bottom triangle leaving 4-sided figure. Put flushable liner and child in place with long edge at back. Bring all 4 corners into place. Insert one hand inside between baby and nappy. Insert pin through all layers, be careful as it takes some force to get through many layers and will be moving fast, your hand is to protect child as much as guide pin pack out through nappy. Fasten pin and add plastic pants.

Becomes second nature. You can even rinse nappy in the descending flushwater when disposing of liner and shit in toilet.
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I had to read this 3 times to be sure the baby was not included in 'all layers'.
=D
 
Sadie said:
Morning girl =D How goes it? Am just up for my 9 hour shift! YIPPEE!! Gotta love life!
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my momma is in major holiday prep mode which includes raiding the wardrobes to tidy them (and moan about my sister having too many dresses) and using my arm as a dress hanger. I am now trying to lure her out of the cupboard so I can tidy it because her stress levels are about to HULK RAGEEEEE.

EWWW you swallow balls :P
 
gardenlane said:
my momma is in major holiday prep mode which includes raiding the wardrobes to tidy them (and moan about my sister having too many dresses) and using my arm as a dress hanger. I am now trying to lure her out of the cupboard so I can tidy it because her stress levels are about to HULK RAGEEEEE.

EWWW you swallow balls :P
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Your momma sounds like me in some ways. My daughter coined the phrase ( insert real name ) SADIE SMASH!!!!!!!!!! I do go all hulk mode some days, with good cause.

YUP, it would seem I swallow balls in my sleep now. :\

I feel off without my tongue ring in. Just gonna have to buy a new one.
 
Sadie said:
Your momma sounds like me in some ways. My daughter coined the phrase ( insert real name ) SADIE SMASH!!!!!!!!!! I do go all hulk mode some days, with good cause.

YUP, it would seem I swallow balls in my sleep now. :\

I feel off without my tongue ring in. Just gonna have to buy a new one.
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You should get a new one. My sister used to swallow the balls of her lip piercing all the time so she just gave up lol.

I am removing her from her pit of fury and I'll tidy it lol.
 
"pit of fury" I like that. I'll have to use that phrase!!

Of course I'll get a new one. I've had several, usually new ones down to ball swallowing over the years. I've had that pierced for 17 years now :\ . It ain't closing up.
 
Yeah i have tiny marks where my piercings used to be 8(

Anyway hi y'all. Hope you are all having nice le Easter. I ate 0 chocolate eggs, success =D

<3
 
gardenlane said:
my momma is in major holiday prep mode which includes raiding the wardrobes to tidy them (and moan about my sister having too many dresses) and using my arm as a dress hanger. I am now trying to lure her out of the cupboard so I can tidy it because her stress levels are about to HULK RAGEEEEE.

EWWW you swallow balls :P
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Good to see you making yourself useful!
 
Morning all, mildly hungover this morning, but not enough to put me off a few more beers today =D
No chocolate eggs here either, the only eggs eaten were fried with bacon yesterday lol
 
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