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Gibberings CXCI -- these tarts were made for popping

felix said:
Yeah I was 100% serious, I'd forgotten; I just wanted to make sure which branch. :)

My sister-in-law (i.e. Cletus's wife) is a psychiatric nurse, built like a brick shithouse (not saying she's fat, she isn't; she's just solid) and has had extensive self-defence training. I jokingly had a go at her in their living room once and she had me on the floor, trussed up like a chicken before I could blink an eyelid.

What I'm saying is: Me and Cletus would pay good money to see you go up against her in a deathmatch. No weapons allowed though. :D
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Hahahaha, I can take many a bloke on but damn, your sister in law sounds fecking harsh. No thank you!!!!!!
 
I am absolutely freezing right now. :(

it's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits.

on that note, niggggght everyone <3
 
felix said:
What I'm saying is: Me and Cletus would pay good money to see you go up against her in a deathmatch. No weapons allowed though. :D
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=D

Either you have great confidence in your in-law's ability and want to see Sadie perish, or you and Cletus are trying to off his missus.
 
gardenlane said:
I am absolutely freezing right now. :(

it's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits.

on that note, niggggght everyone <3
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Night night hunnie bunnie xxx <3

Either you have great confidence in your in-law's ability and want to see Sadie perish, or you and Cletus are trying to off his missus.
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No need for that smiley face Don. You wanna go down next??

Sounds like he's putting pitbull against pitbull!


SICK!
 
Sammy G said:
... normal people don't sleep amongst piles of books, carrier bags and empty bottles.
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Yes they do... they do don't they? :?

If not this is an unusally late stage of life to be informed of apparent abnormalities. Do "normal" people sleep on the books and stuff instead of amongst them then? Seems the only other viable alternative really.
 
Beside me, on my bed, I currently have: 7 lucozade bottles, a camera, several crisp packets, many torn bits of rolling papers, several empty pouches of tobacco, a tangle of electrical cables, many empty blister packs, binoculars, scissors, a Colt 25 BB gun, a number of books, a dressing gown, a jacket, lots of small change, some tissues which are not wanky hankies, and a cat

It's not good for coming home inebriated as I can easily mistake the floor for my bed. Let's not start on the floor..
 
Shambles said:
Yes they do... they do don't they? :?

If not this is an unusally late stage of life to be informed of apparent abnormalities. Do "normal" people sleep on the books and stuff instead of amongst them then? Seems the only other viable alternative really.
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in the arms of Sadie ones is where one should sleep!

Beside me, on my bed, I currently have: 7 lucozade bottles, a camera, several crisp packets, many torn bits of rolling papers, several empty pouches of tobacco, a tangle of electrical cables, many empty blister packs, scissors, a Colt 25 BB gun, a number of books, a dressing gown, a jacket, lots of small change, some tissues which are not wanky hankies, and a cat

It's not good for coming home inebriated as I can easily mistake the floor for my bed. Let's not start on the floor..
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Don, clean that shit up!!!!!!
 
Sadie said:
in the arms of Sadie ones is where one should sleep!
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Sadie said:
Don, clean that shit up!!!!!!
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Cleaning, for me, is almost exclusively an activity reserved for last minute, when even the most remote possibility of having a female visit presents itself. Unless I've already known her intimately for a while. All expectations, by that stage, have disappeared :)
 
I'll throw up my hands and admit to getting the Roman numerals wrong last time. You can write 90 as XC, it doesn't have to be LXL. But you can't write VC for 95, or IC for 99. I'm sure it was not just coincidence that so many developments in mathematics came after constant-radix positional notation. (Can you even write fractions in Roman numerals? I guess you'd need letters to represent 0.5, 0.1, 0.05, 0.01, and so forth and so on.) It doesn't even have to be decimal; a half in binary is 0.1, a quarter is 0.01, and so forth and so on. There's a saying, "get the data structures right, and the program will pretty much write itself" and Roman numerals are a great example of a data structure designed badly enough actively to hinder the processing. What's DCCLXIV times CDXXXIX? Now what's 764 times 439? I don't even want to begin thinking about how you'd attempt division using Roman numerals. You may as well forget the operation exists altogether, and just say when you multiply Roman numbers, they stay multiplied.

And all that's before you introduce the thing where people keep on posting in the old thread after you've made the split.

Anyway, while we're thinking about ways of writing numbers, some calculators had an "engineering notation" button; which would alter a number displayed in exponential notation so that the exponent was a multiple of three (so, for example, 589 e-9 as opposed to 5.89 e-7; or 0.04652819 e-6 rather than 4.652819 e-4). Who else can see why this is a useful thing?
 
BecomingJulie said:
I'll throw up my hands and admit to getting the Roman numerals wrong last time. You can write 90 as XC, it doesn't have to be LXL. But you can't write VC for 95, or IC for 99. I'm sure it was not just coincidence that so many developments in mathematics came after constant-radix positional notation. (Can you even write fractions in Roman numerals? I guess you'd need letters to represent 0.5, 0.1, 0.05, 0.01, and so forth and so on.) It doesn't even have to be decimal; a half in binary is 0.1, a quarter is 0.01, and so forth and so on. There's a saying, "get the data structures right, and the program will pretty much write itself" and Roman numerals are a great example of a data structure designed badly enough actively to hinder the processing. What's DCCLXIV times CDXXXIX? Now what's 764 times 439? I don't even want to begin thinking about how you'd attempt division using Roman numerals. You may as well forget the operation exists altogether, and just say when you multiply Roman numbers, they stay multiplied.

And all that's before you introduce the thing where people keep on posting in the old thread after you've made the split.

Anyway, while we're thinking about ways of writing numbers, some calculators had an "engineering notation" button; which would alter a number displayed in exponential notation so that the exponent was a multiple of three (so, for example, 589 e-9 as opposed to 5.89 e-7; or 0.04652819 e-6 rather than 4.652819 e-4). Who else can see why this is a useful thing?
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I'm completely ignorant about the last paragraph but I did either read an article or watch a video the other day which talked about the difficulties in doing simple mathematics before the adoption of Arabic numerals. The thought never really occurred to me before. I had thought about things prior to the European acceptance of 'zero' as a number in its own right.
 
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