Knock loves BMW and he's going to miss his flight tomorrow because he's fucked on drugs. Even if he does make it he'll be refused from yankee customs for being unwanted druggie scum!

I'd clean all your credit cards, empty your wallet and wipe down any surface that might have come into contact with drugs. You gonna get strip searched!
They'll be poking that don't worry. The sniffer dogs will pick up the scent the minute your plane lands.
Yes benzos are a god send on flights but I'm wary of taking them these days, in case I get busted with them without a script. Used to carry them through dubai and not give a shit but decided it's not worth it anymore. I really used to dread flying, especially long flights and get anxious about it but I don't mind them so much now. I get pissed at the airport before hand and tanked on the free booze on the flight and watch the films on the in flight entertainment or listen to tunes.
Why you flying with?

You're more para than Mugz! Better check your wardrobe and make sure there's a pizza in there spying on you.
Do you get free drinks on the flight? As far as I know most of the American airlines don't give them (never flew with any of them). Free drinks is a must!
I've only flown budget airlines, no chance of a free drinkShame, as I love how it's acceptable to have a double G+T at 9am on a flight %)
Your GP may give you one or two diazepam for a flight if you ask, knock?
I did last time, red wine after red wine. But I get there 11:30 local time, don't really want to be pished.
Have you ever seen Final Destination knock?