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Gibberings CLXXXIII - Christmas Trees are for presents,not masturbating under. IMO..

Finish buying presents yesterday!! Finally. For the kids and to my wife of course.
 
Sammy G said:
We've come to associate you with an unexpected package after all, Summer. ;)
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Yep, only appropriate then isn't it. My unexpected package is also a nice surprise. It never comes early though so that's where the similarities end.

;) Mwhaha feeling good now, merry Christmas bitches <3

And I had all my present shopping done early November, slackers. Granted I only had two presents to buy but still, fuck shopping xmas week. Helped my step dad with his on Saturday and Guildford was so busy I thought I was going to end up stabbing someone.
 
work almost done. 1hour till family/serious business ends more or less. then on with the cheer.
 
                                          

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A little pile of shiny purple presents has appeared under the tree..hoping for socks..yes really.

Time to embrace it...gin poured..line of narf landan's finest extortionately priced bugle racked..realised tears are hormonally based (mostly-fuck blood line families) and a rather good adaptation of 'Great expectations' on the telly box.


Thanks kingme ;)..but I think booze may actually help on this occasion..rarely drink these days and gin is kill or cure.

I raise my glass and my poised snortelling straw to you my blue shiny lights.

Mucho love and 'APPY FACKING CHRISTMAS one and all <3
 
Snortelling straw is our usual name Felix...snoofelating straw to me and my oldest mate. When requiring a re-rack we ask "for facilitisation " or "can you facilitate me please"....aghh personal friendship slang for drugarge..the funniest being getting the logs in for Christmas.

Friend (with minor ocd) one year had been clearing up and had 3 gs of bugle wraps in one hand and a log for the open fire in other..yep..fucked threw he threw the wrong arm....all 3 g of bugle up in flames and a shame faced man standing their with his log!

My Nan always says throwing anything but coal/wood etc on an open fire is "feeding the devil"...adds a whole new dimension to bugle being called 'devils dandruff'..yes I am fucked I may even take a picture of my antique braddle/brawdle (spellingz?) for you later...=D
 
felix said:
Try not to listen to the little devil on your shoulder telling you it would be a good idea to have a toot of MXE in the toilet. ;)

That would be a BAD idea.

Too late?
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A little one wouldn't hurt would it??


All mxe has been left elsewhere. I am stupid enough to do it, just not this year ;)
 
inflorescence said:
may even take a picture of my antique braddle/brawdle (spellingz?) for you later...=D
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BRADAWL :D And please do.

Is "bugle" now a name for cocaine? You kids.

ScotchMist said:
A little one wouldn't hurt would it??

All mxe has been left elsewhere. I am stupid enough to do it, just not this year ;)
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Ahah! I'm glad you listened to the boring angel twat on the other shoulder. Well done, very wise. It'll be a nice treat for later. :)
 
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