• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Gibberings CLXXXIII - Christmas Trees are for presents,not masturbating under. IMO..

Chatative said:
I've already been given a swiss army knife with my name on it years ago & I'm stocked up with Bavaria 0.0%, so I suspect food is all I have left to be given off that list which will be aplenty over Christmas... I'm a happy camper. :D
Click to expand...

Hah. I got my beloved Swiss Army Knife confiscated at Schiphol a few years ago. Last night we were at a christmas do, there was a raffle, and one of the prizes was an identical one. I had my eye on winning it. The lucky winner was duly handed it, and she didn't even know what it was. Fucking raging. :X :D

We won a bottle of wine, and in hindsight I should have gone over and offered to swap. D'oh.
 
felix said:
Are you serious? Maybe if you're dating Gok Wan.

99% of men would be happy with some or all of these:

1. Alcohol
2. Food
3. A Swiss Army Knife/Leatherman Multi-tool

Done.
Click to expand...

Pretty much. Or anything electrical, technological, or with buttons / lights on.

I just finished wrapping another batch of me Mum's presents - I'm helping out by wrapping some of her stuff whilst she's at work. I also took responsibility this year for this stupid after-christmas-dinner game, which Mum or other family members have been organising for the last 30 odd years, which required another 33 presents to be bought and wrapped. Add that to the 13 (I think) presents I've bought people, and I think that brings the total to 64 presents I've wrapped in the last few days. I'm a pro now, thinking about making a career out of if.
 
felix said:
Are you serious? Maybe if you're dating Gok Wan.

99% of men would be happy with some or all of these:

1. Alcohol
2. Food
3. A Swiss Army Knife/Leatherman Multi-tool

Done.
Click to expand...

yeah you're not wrong, i'd add an electric cordless screwdriver to that list, though it's saying something about how lazy myself and other men today have become that they'd rather spend £20-£40 (or receive one as a gift) on a machine that does the tedious manual work for you in a jiffy. Would be particluarly useful if you regularly have to unscrew and re-screw dozens of screws. Even if you only need to screw things occasionally it's still worth having one imo.
 
Oh yeah, I'd definitely add that to the list for most blokes. But I would urge caution and not buy some cheap shit item.

Here's mine, which I love:

shopping


(About £30)

I don't think laziness has anything to do with it. It's all about the speed & efficiency of carrying out a fucking tedious & tiring task. Same as electric drills - when was the last time you used a hand-powered drill? Also, if you suffer from tennis elbow (like me), having one of these is a godsend. Plus it feels very nice in the hand. ;)
 
Speed & efficiency indeed, i've mostly used manual screw drivers, mainly for my car, if i had to screw stuff often i'd get an electric one i think
 
I have an in law who is addicted to buying and organizing these things. It looks like a museum for Christ´s sake..
 
ColtDan said:
Speed & efficiency indeed, i've mostly used manual screw drivers, mainly for my car, if i had to screw stuff often i'd get an electric one i think
Click to expand...

"When all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail"
Click to expand...

Dunno who said that. But if you got yourself a nice leccy screwdriver, you'd magically find lots of things to do with it. :D
 
Ugh, works christmas party last night still don't feel human. Went to the pub at 2.30 to start things off and ended up getting completely wrecked, somehow ended up having a wrestling match with my manager, jumping around on the tables and assorted inappropriate behavior. Probably wont be allowed back there. Somehow took me about 2 hours to get home as well, could have walked it in less than that.
 
felix said:
Are you serious? Maybe if you're dating Gok Wan.

99% of men would be happy with some or all of these:

1. Alcohol
2. Food
3. A Swiss Army Knife/Leatherman Multi-tool

Done.
Click to expand...
cant sex be on the menu?

i think most guys would appreciate some novelty as a present... what is novel though varies quite a lot
 
^ If you want to give a man sex for a present, that's up to you mate.

Chatative said:
A trick to do there, assuming you aren't in a rush is to post it to yourself... my Dad had to do that once with his although not at Schiphol. Small world! ;)
Click to expand...

Yeah... unfortunately, at some bits of Schiphol, the security scanning is done right at the gate, miles away from any facilities like that. Plus I seem to remember I was getting on a flight to Washington DC (en route to Mexico), so had just endured 20 questions from some fucking American immigration twat. I wasn't really in the mood to bring even further attention to myself and that was flight 2 out of 5 that day, so I just told them to ram it. :p :D
 
id give sex to a lot of the lady friends i have that so far have got some form of book/scarf/gloves from me....
except family ofc
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top