Gibberings CLXXVI - We might have hit 100 before one of these dopey fuckers noticed

[mydrugbuddy]

taking this to PM, as its not something i want to broadcast publically to the whole world ( well the 150 people or w/e that might read this post)

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

You've cut your dick doing your flies up too quickly haven't you.

 

[Sammy G]

Confirmed.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

You've cut your dick doing your flies up too quickly haven't you.

I did that when i was about 8 years old, had to get my step dad to seperate the two. Thankfully ive managed to avoid repeating that particular injury since then.

 

[ColtDan]

Torn banjo string whilst wanking yourself silly on dodgy drugs

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Nope, its nothing penis related, honestly.

 

[Sammy G]

Everything in this life is penis-related. Everything.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Ha! Apparently everything a bloke does, he does so with the hope that it will get him laid, but as i sit here drinking a mug of tea, smoking an e-cig and typing these words i dont think its increasing my chances very much.

 

[Sammy G]

I'm going to sashay through Piccadilly station in a seductive manner pretty shortly.

Can't see that one working too well either.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

hahaha, you never know what might happen. :D Do you actually work at Picadilly or something, or is it just part of your dayly commute? (its just that your posts often seem to mention Picadilly station.)

 

[Sammy G]

Sorry for the late response, but I was, um, sashaying. Think a middle aged woman in WH Smith eyed me up, though it could well have been the clock. Dunno.

Yes, I work at Piccadilly Station - specifically that bit that says 'British Transport Police' above the door.

 

[spudgun]

Think a middle aged woman in WH Smith eyed me up, though it could well have been the clock.

Not saying you're the same, but it's a pretty binary thing with me - anyone who looks at me is either doing it with disdain or desire (mostly disdain). Reckon I'd probably be diagnosed with NPD if I saw a psych (along with a lot of other things)

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I got chatted up by a WPC last week while in possession of a quite considerable bag of drugs. Beat that.

And no you I'm not proud of it, but I do find it funny. Even if I was slightly crapping myself at the time.

 

[Sammy G]

You're a long way from NPD with that one particular trait, trust me.

The WH Smith woman was complete invention, though I used to be exactly like you describe, but it largely corresponded to mood shifts. The kicker being that it sometimes becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy either way - if you walk round scowling and paranoid, you can make people uneasy, and if you act like somebody's just dying to fuck you, some poor souls actually will on occasion start believing that they are.

Man, I sometimes miss being wildly delusional to that extent.

 

[joe90]

Evening all

Sam don't worry you seem wildly delusional to me so no need to be nostalgic just yet

 

[spudgun]

WPC's have always been short, tubby and cute IME. That seriously ticks all my boxes, it's like they're the arousing face of fascism

 

[spudgun]

You're a long way from NPD with that one particular trait, trust me.

Not saying you're the same

Chill yer beans

 

[Sammy G]

Sam don't worry you seem wildly delusional to me so no need to be nostalgic just yet

We try our best.

Chill yer beans

Huh?

 

[spudgun]

Sorry, I misread your post, and was being a bit flippant about the clinical diagnosis of NPD (I know what it generally entails, I've had to deal with a few diagnosed sufferers)

 

[Marmalade]

Evening all

Sam don't worry you seem wildly delusional to me so no need to be nostalgic just yet

Broseph! ;p