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Gibberings CLXXIV - Cock Piss Partridge

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ColtDan said:
What a scaremongering crock of shite

Hippy crack epidemic:
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I got as far as

Doctors say they have no way of knowing how much gas puts users at risk

Err what they have no idea how much of the stuff that paramedics, ambulances and maternity wards rely on as a generally harmless substance puts users at risk

The only time I've ever heard of anyone getting into problems with the stuff was a report many years ago of an ambulance driver that got so far into it he was stealing cylinders to use at home, it seems in vast quantity it can be harmful......what a suprise;)

As a bit if a giggle in MDMA or a rush on acid I used to quite enjoy the stuff on occasion, but after a fuck up in A&E that left me on a trolley for nearly an hour in serious pain the though of the stuff makes me feel a bit queezey.
 
I would be sleeping but I got woke-up (as I do every Saturday) by the fucking binmen.

I also feel a bit rough. Got a sandwich from the petrol station late last night, ate it, had a dooby, then spewed it right back up. I'd only drank like 8 cans, fuck knows why I was spewing. It was a proper spun-out drunk style spew as well, not a genuinely unwell effort.
 
Hey there Allein, how are you doing? It's lovely seeing you in EADD more :) xxxx

Right off to read as much anti- suboxone as possible to literaly force myself off this poisonous junk n fight these stupid thoughts that are telling me. "Stay on it"


Evey
 
SummerSerenade said:
Am I the only one on here that ever sleeps?

Good morning lovely people.
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yes haha, good morning

Allein said:
I got as far as

Doctors say they have no way of knowing how much gas puts users at risk

Err what they have no idea how much of the stuff that paramedics, ambulances and maternity wards rely on as a generally harmless substance puts users at risk

The only time I've ever heard of anyone getting into problems with the stuff was a report many years ago of an ambulance driver that got so far into it he was stealing cylinders to use at home, it seems in vast quantity it can be harmful......what a suprise;)

As a bit if a giggle in MDMA or a rush on acid I used to quite enjoy the stuff on occasion, but after a fuck up in A&E that left me on a trolley for nearly an hour in serious pain the though of the stuff makes me feel a bit queezey.
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Used to love it ontop of booze and meph, or booze and MD, or booze on its own. might have to get some more soon. altho cant say i miss it that much but was quite alota fun

parttime crackhead said:
I would be sleeping but I got woke-up (as I do every Saturday) by the fucking binmen.

I also feel a bit rough. Got a sandwich from the petrol station late last night, ate it, had a dooby, then spewed it right back up. I'd only drank like 8 cans, fuck knows why I was spewing. It was a proper spun-out drunk style spew as well, not a genuinely unwell effort.
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What was in the sarnie? Could be a dodgy sammich
 
ColtDan said:
What was in the sarnie? Could be a dodgy sammich
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Na, it was a booze spew. I had that proper spinny head thing, couldn't look up, fighting it for ages, then eventually bolted to the bog and shouted soup. The sandwich was just an unfortunate innocent casualty in the whole thing.

I still can't understand why that happened after 8 cans. Probably just as well I never drank the bottle of Wine that's sitting in the fridge.

Edit - That's reminded me that the Buckfast will be proper cold right now, I'm kind of tempted to scoop it the now. I should probably have breakfast first.
 
SummerSerenade said:
Am I the only one on here that ever sleeps?

Good morning lovely people. I have had my daily bagel and am now chilling with some typically depressing music. Such fun.
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seems to be the case. wtf!

WHAT KIND OF COKEHEAD ARE YOU ANYWAY?! ...

*shakes head in disgust*

And a sensible breakfast too. tut-tut.

Be gone with you woman. Stop functioning correctly and then come back here and tell us you do coke. Until then you shall not be taken seriously.
 
Either the most terrible cokehead ever or the very best. I'm still not sure. I haven't even had my post breakfast line today, I need to up my game.

I also must be doing something wrong with drinking too as I've never been sick from drinking too much. Or from anything else for that matter. I must just have a strong stomach and an exellently functioning immune system.

Must be all that healthy food I eat ;)
 
If you're not selling cocaine, but wake up in possession of cocaine then you are doing it wrong.

You're supposed to stay up getting more & more sketchy until the bag of coke runs out. Then you're meant to lick your bankcards and the plate/cd case you've been sniffing off. Next it's time to hunt for that half gram that you lost last month, and a quick patrol of the floor for any spilled powder. After all that you should be getting your phone out and asking your dealer "Tick till friday?"

SummerSerenade said:
I also must be doing something wrong with drinking too as I've never been sick from drinking too much. Or from anything else for that matter.
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That used to be me. I would never, ever spew regardless of how fucked up I was. I'd maybe whitey once every few years at the most. Nowadays? A fucking chicken sandwich has me doing the technicolor yawn. Brutal. I can't really take eckies any more because I expect to throw up. I'd rather not be on pills in a club than run the risk of getting caught barfing and getting flung out.
 
parttime crackhead said:
If you're not selling cocaine, but wake up in possession of cocaine then you are doing it wrong.

You're supposed to stay up getting more & more sketchy until the bag of coke runs out. Then you're meant to lick your bankcards and the plate/cd case you've been sniffing off. Next it's time to hunt for that half gram that you lost last month, and a quick patrol of the floor for any spilled powder. After all that you should be getting your phone out and asking your dealer "Tick till friday?"



That used to be me. I would never, ever spew regardless of how fucked up I was. I'd maybe whitey once every few years at the most. Nowadays? A fucking chicken sandwich has me doing the technicolor yawn. Brutal. I can't really take eckies any more because I expect to throw up. I'd rather not be on pills in a club than run the risk of getting caught barfing and getting flung out.
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Hahahaha she's not an addict, that's addict behaviour you're describing matey :)

Evey
 
Back from pharmacy n they're given me Senokot as there was no Docaloac so taken one n hope for the best.

Allein no I've never taken Coke. Am I wrong then? Is that not addict-like behaviour wgat PTCH was describing? Apologies if I've got that wrong.

Evey
 
Summer, if you drank a bit more I would imagine you'd get sick, if that's what you're looking for...
 
I suppose if someone worked their alcohol tolerance up slowly, then they might be able to drink large amounts without getting sick eventually. Me? I was throwing up right from the start. =D
 
I've been drinking alot for years and rarely ever been sick, even doing rediclious combos of drinks, as much as i hate being sick it'd do my body a fave. booze tolerance has been too high for ages, need to cut down a bit
 
inflorescence said:
snip it
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Marmalade said:
yes thanks loads! .... snip snipping away
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Circumcision ftw



Marmalade said:
raas yer being a twat. advising taking psyllium in evey's 'position' ie: not going due to opiates, is very valid, and contructive advice. it existed before said fad diet and will exist after it disappears.
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No, not being a twat. Just a bit fucked and not reading the thread properly.

Shambles said:
Hmm... but Raas is not the type to glimpse sight of a thing (a word or concept in this case apparently) and automatically know better cos - following an earlier trend he didn't take part in - knows better than to read something he already knows he disapproves of cos it'll only be a waste of everybody's time and energy. It's for people who live on 5lb of bacon and a sausage a day washed down with melted butter. Those people are not on the approved diet list so are morons by definition and by extension full of shit - so full they have to resort to fibre-based products instead of a bracing and manly kicboxing contest or ruggedly manly mountain expedition.
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Shambles stop whinging <3
 
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