Gibberings CLXL -- muuuuuuust haaaaaaave choooooocolaaaaate!

[Sadie]

You mentioned holes, ample proportions and gags and I didn't say a word. And members!

Afternoon, skinhead thug.

HEY!!!! It's my job to point out innuendo. Glad a good replacement has been found for times that I sleep / work etc...

Innuendo and smut must always be brought stiffly to attention!

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

Check the pics thread. He's a hooligan alright.

Agreed, dodgy as fuck




















Kidding Don.

 

[Sammy G]

Innuendo and smut must always be brought stiffly to attention!

Agreed!

 

[gardenlane]

He does look dodgy as fuck. It's kinda scary

 

[Waterfall]

You're not wrong there.

We have these lovely crisps over here that used to be called 'Fives', that always cost 5p. It's been a good few years now since they've changed them to 'High Fives' and charge you 30p, the bastards!

I also miss being safe in the knowledge that, even if I was nearly broke, I could get 8 cans of lager or a bottle of Buckfast for a fiver and still have a good wee night. Now you'd need to buy a bottle of Frosty Jacks and you wouldn't even have enough for a bottle of diluting juice to go with it.

EDIT: Just found this wee graph which demonstrates it: http://www.wine-searcher.com/wine-55323-0001-buckfast-tonic-wine-devon-uk

Hahaha I happen to be originally from around that area where buckfast is made. You know it's made by actual monks in an abbey? Periodically there's a local rumour that the monks have stopped making it because they've found out what it actually does to society and there's a huge run on it with everyone emptying the shops of every bottle... It's always amusing.

I once saw a friend walking to his car with a bag full of buckfast, which he referred to as his "retirement fund."

 

[gardenlane]

Soon to be reunited with my darling mary. It's been so long

 

[foolsgold]

can't believe how much better i feel at the moment sod doctors from now on i'll do it myself at least i feel normal not felt like this since i was a child before the horror that my life turned into 16mg of etzi at least a day but its worth it

 

[gardenlane]

REUNITED! Now to get stoned for the first time in around 3 months :D awwwyisssss

 

[foolsgold]

^^ enjoy

 

[Don Luigi]

Christ , you're right, he's not really doing the skin head thing right though at least I do the side burns, Levis and brogues look.

I cannae grow side burns

For the past seven years I've been thinking, ''Right, six months and they're bound to make an appearance..', but no

Evening all. I am mentally shattered. I had to deliver a suite after work and the customer's whole family came around for the occassion (not so convenient when they've congregated in the very living room that you're trying to deposit said suite). It was a tiny bungalow with tiny doors and the family were drinking cider (including the wee girl in her school uniform), then the family started having a massive domestic in front of us! To top it off, we nearly dropped the sofa on two copulating cats.

The company you start to attract after shaving your head...

 

[p4nda]

REUNITED! Now to get stoned for the first time in around 3 months :D awwwyisssss

AWWW :D i know how that feelings. Enjoy. I used to be the biggest pothead but now i smoke very occasionally, usually only with my boyfriend... but what i'd do for a bag of weed now lol

 

[gardenlane]

AWWW :D i know how that feelings. Enjoy. I used to be the biggest pothead but now i smoke very occasionally, usually only with my boyfriend... but what i'd do for a bag of weed now lol

It is a wonderful experience! I am gonna see how long I can make it last! And I can spend my day off tomorrow getting stoned, going for a walk if the weathers nice and scrubbing the kitchen floors!

 

[foolsgold]

 

[Don Luigi]

Hehe, just found this and thought our Irish members might appreciate it

NSFW:

Things Culchies Love

01 : A nice bit of ham.
02 : Buttered biscuits.
03 : Diggin' Houles.
04 : Saying it's too cold to snow
05 : Pretending to know about The Ra.
06 : Tayto Cheese & Onion
07 : Pretending they're in The Ra.
08 : A stretch in the evenings
09 : Lucozade
10 : Accordians
11 : Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 : A dinner dance
13 : Gettin clattered in muck.
14 : Shania Twain.
15 : Heifers
16 : Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual.
17 : Steel toe caps.
18 : A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 : Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 : Saying someone's 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 : The smell of fresh dung.
22 : Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 : Work Clothes.
24 : A bottle of mineral.
25 : Fightin'.
26 : Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered.
27 : 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 : Being overweight.
29 : Weemin wha resemble Heifers.
30 : Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 : Drink driving.
32 : Red diesel.
33 : The Fear of Change.
34 : A nice bit of barn brack.
35 : Lying.
36 : Building walls.
37 : Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food.
38 : Pretending to like mass.
39 : Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 : A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 : Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 : Muhammad Ali.
43 : Machinery.
44 : Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 : A good f**kin read of Ireland's Own.
46 : Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 : Scandal, as long as it's about other people.
48 : Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 : Soda farls.
50 : Sponge 'n Custirt.
51 : Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 : Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 : Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 : The Ra.
55 : Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 : Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 : Club Orange.
58 : Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner.
59 : The Foot & Mouth.
60 : Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 : TK Red Lemonade.
And just to prove the non-partisan nature of this website, here's

Things Dubs love

01 Aslan
02 Heroin (See 1)
03 Stealin'
04 Joy-ridin'
05 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
06 Shamrock Rovers
07 Social welfare
08 Keyin' Cars
09 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Man U
38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 Pissing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes

Very handsome kitty, FG. My kitty seems to know fine rightly that there's crushed up antibiotics in his food. He's giving me that, ''I'm still going to eat it, and want more when it's done'', look.

 

[foolsgold]

i have all hell on get out like that into him thats an old picture before he got fat

 

[BigG]

Loved that Don!!

Loved how the IRA is referred to as "the 'Ra"

Actually I was reading a book about Col. Tim Collins and the Royal Irish Rangers and he used the term a few times in context of his soldiers dialogue and it took me a while to have a fucking clue what he was on about!

 

[Don Luigi]

Haha, the list rings pretty true also lol.

Yeah up here you usually either hear, ''Up the RA!'' or ''Up the D-A''.

 

[Sammy G]

Hehe, just found this and thought our Irish members might appreciate it

NSFW:

Things Culchies Love

01 : A nice bit of ham.
02 : Buttered biscuits.
03 : Diggin' Houles.
04 : Saying it's too cold to snow
05 : Pretending to know about The Ra.
06 : Tayto Cheese & Onion
07 : Pretending they're in The Ra.
08 : A stretch in the evenings
09 : Lucozade
10 : Accordians
11 : Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 : A dinner dance
13 : Gettin clattered in muck.
14 : Shania Twain.
15 : Heifers
16 : Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual.
17 : Steel toe caps.
18 : A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 : Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 : Saying someone's 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 : The smell of fresh dung.
22 : Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 : Work Clothes.
24 : A bottle of mineral.
25 : Fightin'.
26 : Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered.
27 : 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 : Being overweight.
29 : Weemin wha resemble Heifers.
30 : Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 : Drink driving.
32 : Red diesel.
33 : The Fear of Change.
34 : A nice bit of barn brack.
35 : Lying.
36 : Building walls.
37 : Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food.
38 : Pretending to like mass.
39 : Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 : A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 : Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 : Muhammad Ali.
43 : Machinery.
44 : Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 : A good f**kin read of Ireland's Own.
46 : Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 : Scandal, as long as it's about other people.
48 : Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 : Soda farls.
50 : Sponge 'n Custirt.
51 : Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 : Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 : Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 : The Ra.
55 : Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 : Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 : Club Orange.
58 : Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner.
59 : The Foot & Mouth.
60 : Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 : TK Red Lemonade.
And just to prove the non-partisan nature of this website, here's

Things Dubs love

01 Aslan
02 Heroin (See 1)
03 Stealin'
04 Joy-ridin'
05 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
06 Shamrock Rovers
07 Social welfare
08 Keyin' Cars
09 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Man U
38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 Pissing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes

Very handsome kitty, FG. My kitty seems to know fine rightly that there's crushed up antibiotics in his food. He's giving me that, ''I'm still going to eat it, and want more when it's done'', look.

By number seven I was overcome by a mixture of embarrassment and laughter.

 

[Nicklazz]

Hope ya all good. Fuck I drank yesterday, suddenly I woke up in a stretcher and paramedics around me + the people from mental clinic. The people here on the mental clinic could not get contact to me at all, I was in a deep DEEP sleep or sum thing. But damn it was weird waking up seiing all those people and laying there. Not tried before. 8(

 

[Eveleivibe]

Damn, Nicklazz. Take more care of yourself. We love you here n don't want to lose you

Evey