Gibberings CLXIII - Up All Night Shooting Cheese Balls

[SandyFrank]

Sweet dreams, inflo

 

[Uncle Robert]

Used to get those slippery little fuckers all the time back when I had a basement apt in the US in the summer months. We call them 'silverfish', and, while they are harmless, they are TRULY repugnant. When the humidity rose, no matter how obsessively I cleaned the place, the little distgustoids would breed like mad while the weather promoted such debaucherous activities.... They're fast as hell, too. I'm blind as a bat w/out glasses or contacts, so I'd have to always make sure to scope out the shower first thing b/c they'd fester there. Not much you can do about them, just kill on sight if you can catch 'em. The do go away during colder/less humid months, however. Still, they just 'exist', waiting there to creep you out. It really blows, but they will piss off come autumn.

Nah it's not a silverfish those things are small. These guys are about the size of one of those pink rubbers (erasers).

Anyway I'm alive. Just.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Cooked a chili con carne last night, holy shit I'm feeling it in my guts this morning.

Also woke up with WD symptoms, how forgot how much Green Malay has short legs, for people just experimenting is not a factor, but if you're maintaining like me it was a very bad mistake to order, especially since I already experienced its short lasting effects years ago, but it was just so cheap.

I hate kratom that doesn't allow me to keep me good from bedtime until morning, I ate about 17 diclazepams yesterday(I ran out of the 2mg ones and had to shift to the white 1mg variant) yet still woke up at 5 this morning, sneezing, cold, with pain in my bones, etc. Bad strain.

Luckily I have other strains I can top on with, but really, I can't wait to run out of those diclaz, have a few weeks off.

Although I have a feeling I ordered more last night while in a haze, I must check my email.

 

[Chatative]

I've seen some mutant like Silverfish at my Parent's house. Some are just over an inch long... Got a scare when I first saw one because it was so much bigger than I was used to seeing.

 

[swampdragon]

ooooh that gangster manc accent on a woman is to die for....... have I introduced you to swampdragon, yet?

Teehee. Actually, I'm from Cheshire.

I can see my suspicions were confirmed. PIg ugly. Wouldn't touch her with Spade's. But each to their own. I really cannot abide that horrid, generic Hollywoodenhead look. It's just plain rancid and I hope any women reading this know better than to aim for that as a standard of beauty. That's surgery not beauty.

Agreed, I wouldn't either. But tis nice to hear that not all blokes are after the Hollywood 'glamour' thing.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Just checked my mail, I did order more benzos and MXP. Oh Well, I'l quit next month.

Is it cold up where you guys live? It's freezing here, the temperature dropped like 10 degrees in two days, amazing.

Last weekend I was going around in shorts and during the day it was 28C, now It's 5 degrees outside.

Watched the last Paranormal Activity last night, I actually liked it, shame Katie and her tits didn't feature this time, the only reason I watched the previous ones, still there was this hispanic hottie, wow, I really need a woman in my life, and no I'm not talking about me grannie and her very welcome habit of serving me lorazepam tablets together with the biscuits and tea. Just remembered I owe her a few benzos after the time I was drunk and nicked a few off her, let's see if she likes the diclaz, the pyraz she didn't feel at all, the flubro she liked too much and I had to tell her I was out cause she kept on asking for more.

It's funny

Anyway I hope you guys are good, Shambles, Sam, MBD, Jon(forgot your BL username mate) and all the other people who make the site worth visiting.

Have a happy zombie weekend.

Mine will suck, stuck with the extended family, which means I have relatives staying in my bedroom, all the other rooms are filled, so I have to be sneaky with my kratom chewing and pill popping, fuck if I could just fast forward to tuesday. I hate family lunches, I'm currently the only one in the family under the age of 75 who has neither a job nor a girlfriend. If I were emo I'd be doing graffiti on my forearm right now.

 

[Inflorescence]

My Mother is 20 years older than her boyfriend...My Father is 40..yes..you read that right...older than his Girlfriend..if I had to spend any time with any of my family I would be doing graffiti...with a razor blade on some part of my body.

Wanna swap

Would love a family meal where the most dysfunctional member was me..smile, eat enjoy.

 

[Mental Kenny]

My Mother is 20 years older than her boyfriend...My Father is 40..yes..you read that right...older than his Girlfriend..if I had to spend any time with any of my family I would be doing graffiti...with a razor blade on some part of my body.

Wanna swap

Would love a family meal where the most dysfunctional member was me..smile, eat enjoy.

Nah trust me, being the "black" sheep of the family in a judgemental country like this one, is a very bad place to be. I don't remember when it was, but after one lunch my grandma was making coffee andmy uncle just shouted, stop, let the junkie do it pointing to m, with both my parents laughing their tits off.

It's not going to be fun, I just hope I have enough diclaz to outsee the weekend, I'm tapering too, which means I'll be over-sensitve to any bad comment or remark coming my way, I might actually stab someone with a skewer if we have a barbecue.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Thank you, those of you last night who were supportive with me. It meant a lot n I wont forget it.
I was told that I'm not liked very much in EADD n BL. And that people go out of their way to avoid me but I'm not taking the hint.
I now know that to be a load of cobblers n like being a member of BL n helping out anyway that I can because this site is a really lovely, supportive, knowledgale site full of community.
When I go to NMI n say that stuff to the noobs I mean it because it's true. And I hope that they stay here n
Take chances n belong just as I did, and have.

Evey xxxx

 

[Shambles]

Morninoon, all

I am hungover. Not half as hungover as I was earlier, mind. Milkshakes are the bizniz for hangovers. Surprisingly so. Or may have been the fistful of assorted analgesics. Former was considerable tastier than the latter though so gets bonus points there.

Did you say it was cold where you are, Kenny? Lawdy. My image of southern Europe has been sullied for life. When Wales is hotter and sunnier than Italy you know there's summat up with the climate

In silverfish news, I get them down the side/underneath my mattress sometimes. The way they move is just incredible. They almost look more like CGI than real creatures. It is possible drugs were involved when I was watching 'em but do think they have the strangest look when they scuttle hither and yon. Living dinosaurs so they are. Rather small ones admittedly. And not reptilian. Been around a long time though. Wonder if actual dinosaurs moved like that? Probably not. I'll stop wittering and go a-pottering instead now. Think I may still be half-cut 8)

I was told that I'm not liked very much in EADD n BL. And that people go out of their way to avoid me but I'm not taking the hint.
I now know that to be a load of cobblers

Glad to hear it, Evey. Cos it is a load of cobblers. I don't think I've ever typed that phrase. Except for just over there where I did.

 

[Mental Kenny]

I'm in the extreme north, so it's Alpine weather, I could well be in Austria or Switzerland, it gets cold on the Alps.

Summers are very hot though

 

[Shambles]

Ah right. For some reason I thought you were in the hot bit further down. Think that's mostly what I think of when I think of Italy - forget it has a cold bit at the top. Pretty though I suspect. I do a good mountain. To look at - climbing seems unnecessarily extravagant.

Maybe hangover not quite so clear cos outbreak of stomach cramps. May go take antacids and laze for a bit. I hate hangovers

 

[HouseFever]

I fucking hate you shit doctor. For three weeks in a row shes fucked me over. We have a system were i ring the surgery and she calls me back. First two weeks she didnt call me back but just decided to leave my diaz script at the pharmacy without telling me. And yesterday never called me back, and left no script. Now its the holidays and I have no Diaz. She has no idea how fucking hard shes made my life. Next time I see her its a 360 no scope cunt punch.

 

[Mental Kenny]

I fucking hate you shit doctor. For three weeks in a row shes fucked me over. We have a system were i ring the surgery and she calls me back. First two weeks she didnt call me back but just decided to leave my diaz script at the pharmacy without telling me. And yesterday never called me back, and left no script. Now its the holidays and I have no Diaz. She has no idea how fucking hard shes made my life. Next time I see her its a 360 no scope cunt punch.

Sue her, she could have caused you severe health problems in the form of WDs, it's gross negligence on her side, take legal action.

The least I would is an official complaint with her superiors/the NHS

 

[parttime crackhead]

Sun is blazing in Glasgow.

Buckfast in the park time %)

 

[ColtDan]

Sun was blazing here now its gone a bit cloudy. bit vallied, was gonna go beach and get pissed

Thousands of students set to 'race' in inflatables challenge down River Exe in Exeter

 

[masaz]

My Mother is 20 years older than her boyfriend...My Father is 40..yes..you read that right...older than his Girlfriend..if I had to spend any time with any of my family I would be doing graffiti...with a razor blade on some part of my body.

Wanna swap

Would love a family meal where the most dysfunctional member was me..smile, eat enjoy.

That's mad, in a non-offensive way; my Dad is 55. Mother is just gone 50. Both are insane. I think I get OCD from my Dad, and the rest of the mental from Mum-Ra. Also we don't do family meals because I can't stand eating noises, but when we have to, the most dysfunctional member is always me, unless my Dad's Mum is there. Then it's a contest between the two of them.

Fuck me sideways I think I'm gonna be sleep/drinking all day. One of those.

 

[ColtDan]

Eating noises used to bug the shit out of me

 

[curious_24]

Next time I see her its a 360 no scope cunt punch.

Yeah, cunt punch the cow! She won't do it again!

 

[Shambles]

Also we don't do family meals because I can't stand eating noises...

Eating noises or often not entirely dissimilar to sex noises, yet only one of the two is pleasing. It's an odd thing.