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inflorescence said:
My cat's training going well...a sparrow this morning and a pigeon two days ago,,,how the fuck does a cat bring in a huge dead pigeon with wings outstretched through the cat flap???????? I have vision of cat reversing in.....
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An amusing thought...

The most exotic thing our cat has brought into the house would have to be an Oystercatcher. You often hear them calling out flying over the house but I've never seen one on the ground, god knows how the cat got it!

I know there is a gif thread but you just reminded me... we think of cats as so majestic, well:

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Our cat when I was a kid used to bring home shoes and once a feather duster as "kills" or tributes to the humans.

The oddest one was a frozen steak that some neighbour was obviously defrosting on their window sill.
 
My cat does this weird meow thing at the window at anything that resembles a bird, Sometimes it sounds like he's channeling the dead bee' gee, I refuse to let him out (nasty I know) but I don't trust the yooof & there akitas.
 
stoopidlies said:
My cat does this weird meow thing at the window at anything that resembles a bird, Sometimes it sounds like he's channeling the dead bee' gee, I refuse to let him out (nasty I know) but I don't trust the yooof & there akitas.
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I'm absolutely positive my neighbour's cat says 'thankyou' when you open the door to let it in or out. It's certainly a meowey version of 'thankyou' but 'thankyou' it is nonetheless. Is really very distinctive.

I lived for a while with a fella who had a very fluffy long-haired cat. I believe they call the colour 'blue' despite it being grey. Handsome beast so it was though. It had a habit I've never observed in another cat - used to sit squarely upright on it's backside with front paws resting on pot belly (was a fat cat). Looked really very comical - like a hairy fat bloke.
 
Woke up at 9. Not sure why my body decided I only needed 5 hours sleep. :|

Remembering 3am bus conversation with a very fucked bloke. Was told I had very nice ears, that I had a very innocent face, and was then invited to his place to do "loads of really dirty shit". I love Manchester. :D

And I know my boyfriend was quite drunk last night, but why is there a large lump of peanut butter on the lounge floor?
 
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How you all doing today?

Woke up projectile vomiting and with diarreah and full blown symptoms, bad stuff, with all the dissos I had managed to reduce my tolerance and dependence on kratom, now I'm back at needing an emergency bag under the driver's seat in case I get stuck in traffic and I can't get home on time, back on having to plan nights out on whether I will b able to redose, cut nights out short cause I have to go back and chew the stuff.

I noticed increased interest in this medicinal plant across the board the past few months, I mean usually it was just me and then later Knock and is youghurt recipes mentioning using it, now there seem to be a community of people doing it, all I'm saying is be careful, it's very easy to start doing it daily, it's very forgiving in the beginning but once you cross a certain line it when it comes to addiction it's like any other opiod.
 
Nicklazz said:
Sounds horrible Kenny, I did not know Kratom could go had does wd's. Glad I never fancy it.
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It a way it's sneakier than other opiods as the effects are an acquired taste, the consumption of the plant itself also morphs from something of a hassle in the beginning to something enjoyable later on, as for the WDs, you need to use daily for ages before you develop them, but once you start getting them there's no way back.

Even if I quit now for months, if I start again it only takes me like a week of use to feel WDs, but when I first started I used daily for like six months then stopped and didn't feel anything more than mild flu symptoms.
 
Incredibly hungover from last night still, hardly slept. I still managed to install two hooks on my balcony from which I can hang a hammock as soon as summer is here so at least I did something productive today
 
Hammocks <3

I wish I could get a hammock in here but don't think my upstairs neighbour would appreciate it. I discovered the joys of a hammock when living in an attic flat - right around the time I discovered the joys of Gee's Linctus as it happened. The two are a match made in heaven <3

(especially when you're having an affair with fine quality weed on the side)
 
Today I am reasonably dandy, Evey. A thing or two I could - and probably will - complain about in the appropriate place but nothing I've not been complaining about for days now (complaints so far kept to self but may outpour later on). Seems my early start was also a false start cos spent most afternoon dozing on the sofa. Now wondering whether it's an MDMA night or not. Currently undecided which is actually something I'm quite pleased about as it would almost not even get to the point of being a question - barely even a decision - not so very long back. Am rather pleased there is some level of thought and decision-making involved these days. As such, I'm slightly better than I was a couple sentences back before I thought of it. Good good :)

How's you this eve, Evey? Spent all day in bed with sore head by any chance? :D

swampdragon said:
You have mighty fine taste, Sir! Hammocks rock. (Is there a pun there? Possibly.)
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They generally swing more than they rock. Although most hammock novices seem to confuse a hammock with a swing and end up falling out the things. They don't like to be overswung. A gentle sway works a treat though <3
 
Shambles said:
Currently undecided which is actually something I'm quite pleased about as it would almost not even get to the point of being a question - barely even a decision - not so very long back. Am rather pleased there is some level of thought and decision-making involved these days. As such, I'm slightly better than I was a couple sentences back before I thought of it. Good good :)
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I know exactly what you mean. The other day i was deciding whether or not to take some ethylphenidate. it took me a full 20 minutes of weighing up the pros and cons. Perhaps it was allready a forgeone conclusion that i was gonna take it, but i did like that i stopped to think about it for so long first, rather than just diving in as soon as the notion got into my head. I dunno if i will ever have one of these 'internal dialogues' and then decide against taking something, that would feel like quite some achievment if that ever happens. Ive got a similar thing going on about MXE atm, but that is a far bigger decision than just boshing some stims, the consequences are a lot more extreme, and its not something that i take lightly, on a spur of the moment whim.
 
^ Is a pleasing novelty if/when actual thought processes start to appear and take over from habit and instinct isn't it. I have actually had full-blown internal debates once or twice too. They don't come completely naturally but they do happen sometimes and I don't find myself using a drug purely and simply cos it's near enough to be using half as much as I did even quite recently. I would see this as progress. Progress towards what I couldn't say but progress all the same which would be a positive attribute.

swampdragon said:
I was fine until Shambles picked my pun apart. :|

Swampy
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Did I pick apart a pun? Damn me. Damn my very eyes. I didn't spot a pun so any picking apart would've been entirely accidental or subconscious. My brain isn't awake enough to spot such things yet. Think I'm still half-asleep. I have suitable reverence for puns and poor quality gags in general and would never stoop so low as to mess with the puns of another. Please accept my apologies, but I accept that some crimes are unforgivable :|
 
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