Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
Stealing hearts? Isn't that illegal, and a bit creepy?
Creepy? Me?
I tried to do a spot of diggin over at the allotment but it got a bit drizzly and my spades a bit rubbish so the earth was all cloddy. Chatted to a few worms.. they didn't have much to say.. um just going to do a bit of painting in a min.
Not out stealing hearts today?
I don't think so, but I did flutter my eyelashes at some goth earlier on. She looked at me like she'd just seen her father masturbating.

Painting and an allotment? You're busy, aintcha?