Gibberings CLVIII: pussy .gifs, but not the sort you'd think

[babylonboy]

Everyone has a mate who can get hold of DMT. 24 hours of actually pulling your thumb out and you will be tripping the light fantastic with the multidimensional wasp goddess. Ask MM. Taught 'im all 'e knows lie. Do you have a credit card? Do you have a shed? Can you read? Then you can have boombambalacha DMT (or mesc, or all other kinds of alkaloid, even coke or morphine, wi' a little effort). Be the change. Uncle Robert, 4 real, pay my travel costs and for the materials, provide a place, we'll split the product, you'll have your choice of orange wax or glass crystal by the end of the day. Fuck a few weeks. Same to you Kenny, it's not fucking hard. A child could do it. I will hear no whingers about not having access to DMT. Pull your thumb out.

The alkaloid most often found in toads isn't 5-MeO-DMT, in greatest proportion, but bufotenin (5-OH-DMT, or N,N-dimethylserotonin), which is too polar at that OH group to really cross the BBB and so is just a bit nasty, apparently. Toxic bodyload, no real psychedelia. 5-MeO-DMT is in many things though, and is a big dog. I guess probably the hardest hitter of the naturally occurring tryptamines, but then there's all sorts of 4- and 5- and 0- subbed MEPiPT things that'll knock the stripes off ya sweatshirt.

Yeah, I have the foggiest at what you're barely managing to express, BHM, even if you don't. You seem like a toadlicker if ever there was one.

Tufa's good, eh, Dan? I'm trying out EPH. Not as good, but more functional. As in, not been wanking all day. Is your batch caustic like mine? Chased any?

 

[knock]

Get yourself one of these, snolly:

I got one from the Science Museum in London, but I'm sure they'll be on amazon, ebay, whatever. The bristles get between spidey's legs so s/he can't move, just stick it out the window and release, never have to get closer than three feet.

As for functioning like a normal adult, let me know what the correct procedure is once you find out, please

 

[masaz]

Excellent thank you! I have a feather duster in the kitchen cupboard but I don't want to look like Ken Dodd having a spazzy fit even though no one is generally here. Shall get one pronto.

Weirdest thing is I'm fine with tarantulas, it's just house spiders and basically anything with spindly legs that moves faster than I do, especially if one or more legs are longer than the other. Hilariously I am fine with daddy long legs. I really wish I knew why they scare me so much. Fine with snakes, cockroaches (although probably wouldn't touch one I'd be cool with it just chilling in my house), and scorpions.

Will let you know re: functioning adult but to be honest I think I'll be on my deathbed before that clicks

 

[ColtDan]

Everyone has a mate who can get hold of DMT. 24 hours of actually pulling your thumb out and you will be tripping the light fantastic with the multidimensional wasp goddess. Ask MM. Taught 'im all 'e knows lie.

Ive tried MMs stuff, couldnt blast off worth a wank

Yeah this tufu is good. not as rushy as i thought it'd be but theres a definite decent buzz, reminds me of that relaxing stimmed feeling off speed, sharp mental clarity, feels clean and smooth as well, 4-FA made me feel a bit muddy at times, shite memory recall, this is nice and clear. whoever says theres no recreational value with this is talking bollocks, music sounds better, decent buzz, not on the scale of 4-FA still good

 

[Shambles]

Holy shit, you did the toilet paper method? Big props

Thanks

I was rather pleased with myself. And, would you believe it (oh yes you would) as soon as I got out the bath spidey's big brother was scuttling up the wall over t'other side of the bathroom. That's twice in one day I've evicted a spidey lil blighter with nary a flinch. Me = well 'ard %)

Also, flying ants + hairspray + lighter =

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Is MM taking questions now then? Because he wasn't....

I know why BL is black. But can anyone tell me why it's only black on my IPad and blue on my PC?

I think, dead bodies aside, the black is more stylish. I'd like to be able to keep it that way. We used to be able to.

 

[ColtDan]

Aint keen on the black

 

[plmar]

Is MM taking questions now then? Because he wasn't....

I know why BL is black. But can anyone tell me why it's only black on my IPad and blue on my PC?

I think, dead bodies aside, the black is more stylish. I'd like to be able to keep it that way. We used to be able to.

if they haven't made it an option to select the skin at the bottom of the page, we should spam the mods and ask them to do so?
its a nice skin

 

[Shambles]

Black only appears when I'm not actually logged in. Can't see it listed as on option in the skin changer either. Not that I'd want it cos it really does look hideous. Dunno why they changed it from the old Blacklight skin. Change for change's sake is all I can think cos it certainly wasn't to improve the look cos it's pig ugly now

 

[masaz]

Aint keen on the black

No one is, given what it represents.

Still blue here.

For what it's worth, and not intending to belittle the reason we've gone black in any way at all, I'd like a pink theme.

 

[maxalfie]

And they called it puppy loooove..
Sadly the prosecution still called it 'interfering with an animal, with a two year jail sentence'.
Hope everyone is having a good day.

 

[Keith_Bandit]

Get yourself one of these, snolly:

I got one from the Science Museum in London, but I'm sure they'll be on amazon, ebay, whatever. The bristles get between spidey's legs so s/he can't move, just stick it out the window and release, never have to get closer than three feet.

As for functioning like a normal adult, let me know what the correct procedure is once you find out, please

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[masaz]

as soon as I got out the bath spidey's big brother was scuttling up the wall over t'other side of the bathroom.

They fucking do that I swear to god it's a thing they actually are genetically programmed to do. Me and Mrs Snolls found one spider in her living room. Dog ignored it. I thought it was tiny cos blind then got a close up look and made a bolt for the other arm chair. We decided it was bed time (6.30pm, roughly) and, after getting into bed, I trekked downstairs to get some water and found another of the massive cunts sat on the stairs. And then another in the bathroom. We must have seen a total of five or so that night. Next morning I had shits as we'd been through a bottle of whiskey and trying to shit while about half a foot away from a spider does not have the effect you'd think.

Edit: Keith has the right idea. Might start wearing my Docs in the house.

 

[Keith_Bandit]

that's just how we do it....

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[BlindHelperMonkey]

Ask MM. Taught 'im all 'e knows lie

yes well that does at least make some sense


just a heads up for folks on the board, do yourselves a favour and disregard the above advice. dont ask mailmonkey for anything whatsoever. wont be saying more than that, as hopefully babylonboy will refrain from spewing forth any more little gems of wisdom necessitating further intervention

The alkaloid most often found in toads isn't 5-MeO-DMT, in greatest proportion, but bufotenin (5-OH-DMT, or N,N-dimethylserotonin), which is too polar at that OH group to really cross the BBB and so is just a bit nasty, apparently. Toxic bodyload, no real psychedelia. 5-MeO-DMT is in many things though, and is a big dog. I guess probably the hardest hitter of the naturally occurring tryptamines, but then there's all sorts of 4- and 5- and 0- subbed MEPiPT things that'll knock the stripes off ya sweatshirt.

Yeah, I have the foggiest at what you're barely managing to express, BHM, even if you don't. You seem like a toadlicker if ever there was one.

in what commonly understood sense is 'toadlicker' intrinsicslly pejorative? seems like youre falling down on your english (again) or just talking shite. you seem adept at that



cheers anyhow shambles/sam. im pretty sure it wasnt meo-dmt as ive had that myself a couple times and didn't particularly get much from it other than trails and a few other mushroom-esque visuals. if thats a 'big dog' then i guess im more of a cat person. i believe the chemical was indeed bufotenin. but whatever, not really my scene anyhow



oh and house spiders thrown out a window will literally climb straight back up and re-enter through whatever entrance they can. ive actually observed this happening more than once. if you live in flats or a divided house youre probably okay. if you have a detached home however, theyll be visiting again perhaps sooner than you would like

 

[Keith_Bandit]

thats why you flush them down the toilet

 

[Uncle Robert]

Uncle Robert, 4 real, pay my travel costs and for the materials, provide a place, we'll split the product, you'll have your choice of orange wax or glass crystal by the end of the day. Fuck a few weeks.

I could also make my own alcohol or grow my own weed, doesn't mean I have a desire to I'd rather pay the people who know what they're doing.

Plus the few weeks I mentioned was choosing when to use it as opposed to how long it takes to get hold of.

 

[Sammy G]

Everyone has a mate who can get hold of DMT.

Not everyone!

I did know a sketchy student type whom I bought it from for a while though.

And yeah, I was wrong about the toad venom tryptamine, so I've learned something today. Thanks, Shambles and BB.

Thanks Have a feeling it was the latter. And yeah, I had to actually go in which I'd been psyching myself up to do all week so if I'd had to argue that I very much do need to see someone and no I do not have the clap I'd have just burst into tears. My ex has a fantastic ability to get emergency appointments when she wants but she is a very strong woman. I am not. Next time she's ringing. I dunno what I'd have expected if I got there but tbh just talking to the doctor and at least sorting my script out would have been enough. It's sort of hard to say you need an emergency mental health appointment without implying you're going to do yourself in. It's just a case of being unable to function like a normal adult at the moment. .

You need to sort your script out, for sure.

I know the feeling all too well though - I had to have my older sister arrange everything for me initially. She works in the NHS though, which means she was a total badass (in a polite, courteous way). Glad you have someone there to help, and don't let things get any worse!

 

[Albion]

They've taken the option to change skins away. Now we're forced to mourn.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

How long will this enforced mourning colour scheme last, do you know ?