Ha! Few things are more frustrating than being stranded whilst still fukked but not quite the right type of fukked any more. I feel your pain, Dan :D
Bonobo
Have some lushy gee-tarry thingy...
How do you remain so equolent and sharp sounding after all the years of abuse, head properly screwed on, i bet your a secret genius, i expect in 10 years time i'll be a "init ya get me" sloppy typing bellend. actually saying that everything i type on here is half assed
There's nothing secret about my genius, Dan
(if memory serves i did come under somebody's arbitrary "genius" level in terms of iq (top 0.3% of the population seeing as you sort of asked and am still drunk enough to be deeply immodest about such things

) but such concepts are genuinely meaningless. iq means fuck all in the grand scheme. just means i'm good at basic logic puzzles, vocab, general knowledge and the like - iq test stuff that very rarely intersects with real life)
Obscene levels of immodesty aside for a moment, I dunno. I have noticed that my vocabulary and comprehension skills are nothing like what they were even not so long back. I suppose I'm gonna have to blame the drugs seeing as I do for everything else (albeit somewhat tongue in cheek). And I'm an auld geezer now anyway so lucky I can still remember my own name, frankly
Also, y'know I have been known to talk "innit - ya get me?" stylee. Generally when speaking with folk for whom that is their native tongue but has been known to slip out now and then all the same (fnarr). I'm common as muck and barely edumacated at all past middle school level. Just read lots of books as a nipper and presume I managed to remember enough to be able to pass myself off as minor, druggy intelligentsia or summat
Yikes. I will post this despite... it. Seeing as you asked so nicely. And am
just drunk enough still to be tickled at myself rather than nauseated.