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Sadie said:
Bear, whaddup? I feel like I've not seen you in yonks. How's life and of course, the weather? It'd be nice to see your dimples more often but then, I'm sure we all have things that need doing.

Stay classy bitches xx.
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I was away travelling and just getting back online now :) - was on hell of a trip though, started in Tokyo did a few other places (including Mt Fuji) and then got the ferry to Busan and then finally stopped in Incheon.

Back to the Gulf now though and its about 42 at the moment - should start cooling down next month so the bbq season will start.

I hope you and Shambles are both well and have settled into your new place.
 
Well I am back. An IT/hack guru mate of mine that works for google worked out my pc had been accessed by the teenage sons of my neighbour for some time. I stupidly used the house address as the password.They had observed the dramas in the site and thought they would add one of their own. They were also downloading lots of stuff from my wifi. The email they sent the message from was linked to one of their facebook accounts. I went an confronted them with a very large mate of mine in front of their parents and all was revealed. No further drama expected, especially as their dad grows weed in the backyard.

So where is FUBAR with my bloody acid?
 
I swear my day is not looking good, thanks consumer, I blame you!!!! I've had so much good news and good vibes I was just saying that good things are so rare for me and you're number 3 of good things happening so I'll blame you for my shitty day should there be one. ;)

It's so good to see you back. I'm glad you got to the bottom of this and I hope there was no real harm done. I'm so very happy to see you back. You've been very much missed.

Bear, glad you're back home. I suspect you've bought me something Japanese... ;)

Good time? Did you do anything amazing!
 
Just passing through on the way back to snoozes but couldn't be passing up putting out the Welcome Back! bunting for our three intrepid Gibberers!

Welcome back, Consumer! Really good to hear things have been resolved in goodly style on the techy :sus:ness front. Had similar issues myself for ages (and quite possibly still do until I become more tech-savvy :o) and know from experience it really can drive you nuts - glad your nuts are now all back in order =D

Welcome back, Bear! Japan trip sounds amazing - I haz Japanenviez :! - hope to be seeing plenty pix to get my vicarious travel jollies in =D

Welcome back, Spliff Politics! Longtime no see - good to hear cheffing is going well and I quite agree about the rather... "special" kinda people that can often be found lurking working in kitchens 8(

And with that, naptime!

*adjusts bunting for maximal breeze-wafting effect*
 
consumer said:
Well I am back. An IT/hack guru mate of mine that works for google worked out my pc had been accessed by the teenage sons of my neighbour for some time. I stupidly used the house address as the password.They had observed the dramas in the site and thought they would add one of their own. They were also downloading lots of stuff from my wifi. The email they sent the message from was linked to one of their facebook accounts. I went an confronted them with a very large mate of mine in front of their parents and all was revealed. No further drama expected, especially as their dad grows weed in the backyard.

So where is FUBAR with my bloody acid?
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Hey hey!
Welcome back mate :D
 
Spliff Politics said:
Aye, the profession does indeed seem to attract a certain type, Either drug addicts, alcoholic, chronic smoker or just a plain cunts. The one guy who i was working with was doing coke every morning, accused me of genuiney reading his mind. I "tsssks" and let out a explosive "poppycock!". But yeah seriously, there are a fuck load of nutters in that proffesion. I just to try and blend in by letting out the odd racist slur and having over 2 hours conversations about the "Die Hard" series. If all else fails, I just excplam that according the papers, experts say the immigrants are bad. This usually ends with a grumble of approvement from everyone in the kitchen.

In all honestly those - and I've only worked in 1 bar - everyone there seem to be very friendly (bar 1 or 2). It's just when you're cramping up in a kitched and there's just one over-angry dildo in there, it can bring the whole mood down (and not in a Stevie Wonder way).
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Sadie said:
My friend, there is always, ALWAYS one over angry dildo. They prefer to be called by their job title. Head chef.

Well, the "head" part is close enough. Knob head. I had a head chef bar me from lunch during shift because I told him he was an idiot when he said mothers don't deserve to have mothers day. He was a total cock munch. I managed to last the longest at not pissing him off. Cunt. He never spoke to me again. Crabbit auld bastard. It was hilarious :D

And yeah sp, most people in the customer service industry have major vices. It's how people cope with cunts. It's amazing how disgusting a persons personality becomes when they speak to wait staff, chefs, cashiers, sales assistants etc. People are fucking ass hats, end of.
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Know the feeling of over angry dildos bringing the mood down, working with cunty stressed out people etc. Does my nut in sometimes. Ends up stressing everybody else out and bringing moral down

Gotta love 3 day weekends <3
 
Aye, it's extremely frustrating, because how much you enjoy a job, vastly depends on the people that you work with. And sure, there's always a good few that you get on great with (unless plot twist: you're the cunt), but all it takes is one utter Piers Morgon or one skeletor-esque character, to completely ruin it.

One of the people I used to work with was a proper coke head and he would accused me of brain-washing him and even reading his mind. I tried using my powers on a waitress and brain-washed her into going out with me, but 5 days into it and she, along with my beloved, signed VHS of "BioDome" were gone.

But I digress, the point still remains. If you are in very close perceimaty to this person, then I woul try and have words with management if the problem is really that bad. If he is qute far down the office/workdplace, then you could always fill his coffee/tea/special brew with tiny broken shards of glass. Personally, I don't agree with murder, so I would go with the former.

Edit - And heyooo Shambles :). I would bow out of respect,, but my various ailments prevent me from doing so. Instead, I shall give you a practically empty liter-fluid canister, out of respect.
 
Sadie said:
Spliff, glass is never the way to go. Use eyedrops..
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I had to ask what this meant and was pleased to discover that apparently eyedrops (specifically visine) cause near-immediate, and highly explosive, diarrhoea when slipped into a suitably deserving individual's drink. Definitely less lethal than ground glass... but obviously still a Bad Thing.
 
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Welcome back, Consumer! Just threaten those brats with dark hints about some of the perversions mentioned here and they'll never sleep again.
 
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