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Gibberings CCXI - Decorating a Horse with Fanny Pads

Ha nope did it all by myself =D

Actually too much stims and it all goes to shit typing wise as I start trying to type unrealistically fast. Would probably get 25 correct words and 2814 errors.
 
Does having fast type writer skills mean you masterbate quickly? 31 strokes per second.

Boring wank. I'd only last 4 seconds.
 
My record is 9 wanks in a day.

When I was a children, having a booze hangover made me have a perma-boner.

I did go for the 10th but got disturbed by a wasp.

This is a personal secret, so don't tell anyone.
 
ordinary mind said:
I'll get the stopwatch out....
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Heh. One of Lauren's ex-boyfriends ran up a bit of a phone bill calling sex lines, when they still began with the STD code 0898, while staying at her house (i.e., until the morning the red bill arrived -- when he had said he was going to "take care of" the blue bill, she naïvely assumed he meant pay it). He had made 4 calls to such lines totalling 15 minutes.

Now, those phone lines always began with at least 2 minutes and 30 seconds of advertisements for other sex lines you could be calling -- and listening to another 150 seconds, ab ovo -- before getting down to any actual business. So that's 10 minutes out of the 15 spent doing sod all. Leaving an average duration per call of 1 minute and 15 seconds.
 
BecomingJulie said:
Heh. One of Lauren's ex-boyfriends ran up a bit of a phone bill calling sex lines, when they still began with the STD code 0898, while staying at her house (i.e., until the morning the red bill arrived -- when he had said he was going to "take care of" the blue bill, she naïvely assumed he meant pay it). He had made 4 calls to such lines totalling 15 minutes.

Now, those phone lines always began with at least 2 minutes and 30 seconds of advertisements for other sex lines you could be calling -- and listening to another 150 seconds, ab ovo -- before getting down to any actual business. So that's 10 minutes out of the 15 spent doing sod all. Leaving an average duration per call of 1 minute and 15 seconds.
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Have you got OCD?

Btw, some of what you wrote was grammatically incorrect.

Just sayin' is all.
 
Not sure, really. I want to hang out of my window and shout at pigeons. Or any flying beast.

They reckon they're well hard flying around and shitting on statues, but one-on-one, mano-et-pigeon, I'd knock the cunt right out!

How are you?
 
ClemFandango said:
Not sure, really. I want to hang out of my window and shout at pigeons. Or any flying beast.

They reckon they're well hard flying around and shitting on statues, but one-on-one, mano-et-pigeon, I'd knock the cunt right out!

How are you?
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I had a pigeon fly right into my bedroom window today, almost knocked itself out, was quite a sight to see! The gutterbirds need someone like you to knock them all out mate. But apart from that, I'm sound; got a phat joint on the go with a can of Tyskie, beautiful combination imo
 
BecomingJulie said:
Why, yes, thank you.It's called a literary device. Look it up sometime. Spend as long as you like, if you like.*mumbles something under her breath that you think sounds like thank you very much*
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I can tell me and you are going to get on swell.
 
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