Gibberings CCXI - Decorating a Horse with Fanny Pads

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This is true.......

Its well known that the number one cause of a hangover is the creation of drinking.......

Surely you meant 'the cessation of drinking'. Bloody autocorrect

 

[BigG]

Surely you meant 'the cessation of drinking'. Bloody autocorrect

I do indeed mean that and it's is indeed bloody autocorrect's fault!!

I've now fixed it but like the utter cunt you are you've now quoted me meaning that my mistake has been immortalised now forever!!...

consumer was right about you......(shakes fist aggressively)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I do indeed mean that and it's is indeed bloody autocorrect's fault!!

I've now fixed it but like the utter cunt you are you've now quoted me meaning that my mistake has been immortalised now forever!!...

consumer was right about you......(shakes fist aggressively)

Heh, I may be a cunt, but I'm a cute cunt

 

[BecomingJulie]

And it's better to work for a cunt, than to work for a wanker.

Fortunately, my present boss is neither.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

And it's better to work for a cunt, than to work for a wanker.

Fortunately, my present boss is neither.

You only said that in case he/she sees your post. All bosses are cunts and wankers (except my boss who is fuckin awesome)

 

[Ceres]

and not even a nod to a scantily clad woman roasting an alligator on a golf club over a burning golf club bag, you guys are sick.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

and not even a nod to a scantily clad woman roasting an alligator on a golf club over a burning golf club bag, you guys are sick.

Er, yeh. Wot he said...

Ah, I've got it now. Yeh, she was fit as fuck and she would have got it bigstyle (but probably not from me cos I'm an ugly cunt).

 

[bums alt]

and not even a nod to a scantily clad woman roasting an alligator on a golf club over a burning golf club bag, you guys are sick.

Fake tits.

Meh

 

[BigG]

Yeh, she was fit as fuck and she would have got it bigstyle (but probably not from me cos I'm an ugly cunt).....but she'd probably be gagging for it from G though cos he's a proper handsome cunt and hard as fucking nails

Q.F.T.mate....

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fake tits.

Meh

Exactly! If they don't wobble when they're hangin', then they don't deserve a bangin'...

 

[Ceres]

its a fucking crocodile on a golf club!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

and not even a nod to a scantily clad woman roasting an alligator on a golf club over a burning golf club bag, you guys are sick.

its a fucking crocodile on a golf club!

Make yer fuckin mind up man! Is it a crocodile, or is it an alligator? Either way, the bird's got fake tits, but I still would (with the golf club)...

 

[Ceres]

maybe shes just warming up her favourite sex toy


gawd i want today to be over asap think its benzo time.

 

[Tinker55]

It's an alligator, the tits are definitely fake, and I suspect you all need to get laid.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

It's an alligator, the tits are definitely fake, and I suspect you all need to get laid.

You offering?

 

[Tinker55]

Ha, you can't swim that far. And it takes too long for me to get a flight.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Ha, you can't swim that far. And it takes too long for me to get a flight.

Just describe it to me baby - honestly, it won't take long at all...

 

[Tinker55]

I'm a standard model-two arms , two legs, two of the other, one of what your interested in. I will tell you I have waist length hair. That good enough?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm a standard model-two arms , two legs, two of the other, one of what your interested in. I will tell you I have waist length hair. That good enough?

Oh yeh, phew, that was fuckin awesome!! Thanks luv, shut the door on yer way out will ya?

 

[Tinker55]

I'll leave 5 quid on the dresser, 'K?