Please tell us the end of this story Stee, I want to know what happened to the spoilt cunt.
My pleasure. I lost track of the cunt about a year later as, like many of the crowd I used to hang around with he was locked away in his best friends flat aquiring a heroin addiction, while his other 'bestie' descended into alcoholism.
Cut to 10 years later, by now Im a famous disgrace after my striking off order was plastered across the front page of ever local newspaper within 30 miles of Wolverhampton. Unknown to me, the Gasman had gained employment as a postman and had quickly developed a habit of stealing any package that looked valuable. It only took so many complaints until the Royal Mail reported their suspicions to the police, who after investigating the allegations of theft, could not find enough evidence to charge him with anything. So, the spawny cunt got away with his thievery by the skin of his teeth, but due to his ridiculous arrogance, as soon as he got his round back he started stealing again, anything from Amazon was robbed as standard along with anything else that seemed of value. But thankfully the RM, unsatisfied with the outcome of the police investigation, started their own, and placed a tracker inside his van before he re-started work. It only took a fortnight to analyse his routes, which included multiple stops at an address every day well off his route. With the new evidence and the continuing complaints from the public regarding packages they had never received the police agreed to investigate his behaviour again and following a short period of surveillance they had enough evidence to obtain a search warrent for the suspect address, where they found approx £17,000 of stolen mail which the fucking idiot was selling on Ebay, using an account he had set up just to flog his stolen goods to pay for his smack.
Of course the first I heard about it was when he appeared on the front page of the same newspaper that had helped me achieve celebrity status, as the banner headline complete with a picture of the cunt in his £60 suit which I assume was all he had left to spend for his court appearence. His 2 friends were also prosecuted but despite them all growing up together, once the shit hit the fan they all appeared with separate representation, as they all pleaded NOT GUILTY - blaming each other as each defendant stated that they had committed the crimes under duress from the other two. The jury must have come back within 2 minutes with a guilty verdict as, for the second day running, they made the headlines as they were quickly sentenced, with the 2 mates receiving suspended prison terms for handling, and the Gasman, who despite his best efforts to perjure himself out of trouble was correctly identified as the architect of the most inept criminal conspiracy in history, and was sentenced to 4.5 years in prison. As he had never even spent a night in police cell, I felt very comfortable in my own bed that night with the knowledge that this cunts asshole was probably already ruptured as he was a soft cunt with a big mouth and after leading such a charmed life I suspected that he was the last person in the world that could handle jail.
As I said, Im not mean enough to take pleasure in anyones misfortune, regardless of what or who they are.
Or at least I thought I wasn't until that headline appeared. Get down you horrible, dangerous thieving cunt.
Blame it on the robots, why not?
