Why is everyone so worked up about this guy?
It's a brand new day. The dust has settled. Let's just leave this little internet flame fiasco in history where it belongs.
Now, I'm going to walk over to my wife, Ms. Natalie Portman, bang her in the butt cuz she loves that. Then I'm going to hop in my Shelby GT500 and zoom over to Candy Land and pick up some delicious snacks, and drive back to my mansion where I can admire my brand new rocket ship loaded with 7 Kilos of Cocaine so I can view the earth from space while stoned off my ass.
I swear, it's all true.