This is a great, great thread and I can already see that it has a whole lot of LOL potential.
I was crushing up some vicodin at the bottom of a shot glass, preparing to cold water extract the hydrocodone. I had crushed maybe four pills when oops! I knocked the stupid shot glass all over my desk and into my lap. The powder on the desk was easy to scrape back into the shot glass, but the powder on my jeans? Yeah, that wasn't pretty. "Fuck the cold water extraction," I said, and spent the next ten minutes or so sitting at the end of my bed, in my boxers, licking the powder off of my jeans.
It was me at my lowest moment. lol
that reminds me of fear n loathing in las vegas in the bathroom haha