When i make my scrambled eggs, i microwave the bacon (yes, i'm crazy, but it's the way i likes it

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I cook on a pyrex dish, and used to use paper towels to soak up the grease / fat that is released through the microwaving process. A few years ago, the Irish mother suggested i substitute paper towels with slices of bread, ie: slices of bread on top of pyrex bowl, with bacon on top. (obviously, i defrost the bacon first, in paper towel, so you don't get soggy assed bread.)
But once the bacon has been cooked over the bread, the fat drips down into the bread, and then solidifies. I get this great, cracker dry bread slice that tastes and smells of bacon, and works a treat with butter / salt + pepper.
I'd definitely suggest trying it this way, only i'd suggest caution when dabbling with microwaves and weed :S Firecrackers are good, yes, but Bacon toast, man, BACON TOAST!