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Games WE would love to play with COPS

sometimes when im feeling like a bit of a smart arse ill do this.

when walking down the street and a cop is walking in the opposite direction, look at him nervously and turn around and walk faster, also keep and looking behind u.

of course make sure u have nothing on u.
 
haha that is a good harmless one en_warp :)
I'll try it some day when I feel like standing up to the 20 minute hassling that would ensue.
 
I remember one night I almost got my ass beat for talking back to a cop. I was coming home at like 3am with 2 friends and was driving on this back road. I barely swirved over the center lane while making this turn, and with my luck a cop was sitting right there.

Still coming down off some ice me and a few buddies bought (rare occasion), I was feeling pretty tall. I was in no rush, and figured I'd act drunk to the point where he was sure I was, and then blow zeros and laugh. It almost worked out that way.

Anyways, I played it so well. He knew he was taking me to jail. He called two more police officers (the point where I actually started double guessing myself as to wether I had anything in the car) and they had me out of the car, questioning me. I was giving stupid answers, and accidentally told them 2 different places that I was coming from, and 2 different places I was heading to.

When they finally pulled out the breathalyzer I had this ridiculous grin on my face, and couldn't make it go away. Even while I was blowing into the thing I was smiling. It came back and they were all asking each other questions and had these "what the fuck" looks on their faces. They made me take it two more times, and on the last one I started laughing and couldn't stop. They gave me the "you think this is funny? Well it's not" bullshit.

The two backup cruisers left, and the original cop was about to let me walk, when he made a comment about my tag as I was walking back to my car. I think he said something like "You know your tag is ALMOST out of date, don't you?" and I couldn't help myself.

I replied "Well do I ALMOST get a ticket, just like I ALMOST go to jail for not being drunk? Jesus Christ, is there anything you're forgetting?!"

Before I could count to 3 I was being thrown completely over my hood onto the ground on the other side, with some raging pig on top of me screaming about disrespecting authority and playing games.

My friends jumped out of the car and pulled me out from under this fat pig, while he was still screaming and worked up. He ended up telling us to sit put (I remember thinking that if more cruisers pulled up I was fucking flooring the car) and gave me like 4 traffic tickets for barely crossing the center line.
 
Synto, was it worth it? That sounds like a hilarious situation, except for talking back at that last point and getting the 4 tickets.
 
Ya know what dawg sometimes you know that in situations like that , it aint worth it.

but once enough time has passed, lookin back on it it WAS. for all the amusement and satisfaction you got out of fuckin wit a cop and finally getting SOMETHING back at them, even if it was small, even if it ended up that you had to have a couple consequences too,

its like when youre gettin arrested and know you gettin fucked over bad and you spit in the cops face. you know its just gonna get your ass kicked but at least you got that last little shit in to make you feel a little better about it
 
I grew up in a town with sahdy ass cops that would search illegally, and charge you with disorderly conduct if they knew you were a druggie and they couldnt find anything. Now I moved to a town where the cops are known for planting drugs when they cant find any. GREAT.

Basically at this age and after many tickets I have just learned to cooperate overall and be respectfull. I dont mean to kiss the officers ass or give him a gift, but just answer questions honestly and not fuck around.

Just not worth getting taking into the station or getting beat down.

If I was still a teen I might try some of the games you guys play.

-weez
 
How about push the pig in the trunk when he's got you out of your vehicle and is checking for contraband?
 
lacey k said:


And then the classic you hear everytime, "got anything dangerous in the car?"

cant tell you how bad i wanted to say.....Yes officer...yes i do...these cheetos. theyre DAAAAAANGEROUSLY CHEESY!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHH
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thats how hard I was laughing when I read that, thanks lacey k.
 
Synto said:
I replied "Well do I ALMOST get a ticket, just like I ALMOST go to jail for not being drunk? Jesus Christ, is there anything you're forgetting?!"

Before I could count to 3 I was being thrown completely over my hood onto the ground on the other side, with some raging pig on top of me screaming about disrespecting authority and playing games.

My friends jumped out of the car and pulled me out from under this fat pig, while he was still screaming and worked up. He ended up telling us to sit put (I remember thinking that if more cruisers pulled up I was fucking flooring the car) and gave me like 4 traffic tickets for barely crossing the center line.
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Maybe you guys should've taken a page out of this guys book.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2001/01/03/national0136EST0428.DTL
Seriously, in cases that like, or any time a cop harms a person when it's not absolutely neccessary, they deserve to be fuckin killed. I just can't believe a politician, much less a republican one, would say some shit like that though. We need more politicians like that, if you ask me.
 
Actually, you can go to jail if the judge decides to place you there on the day of your arraignment.

I went to jail for 30 days for egging a house, which I was found innocent of. Fun.
 
SmokeTrails said:
i kinda came up with this when tweaking

get a few friends turn the music WAY up... cover your friends in fake blood in corners and suck make um all look dead and shot up... crack the door open and wait for someone to call a noise complaint in... when the cops come to the door they knock it opens.. and they see one friend.. fake dead... they will coem take a pulse... figure he just got shot.. draw their guns and continue to find your other friends... when thye leave the room... move to another corner... see how long it takes um to figure out your all alive...
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Cop: Steve, this ones dead.
Cop2: Right, lets keep checking the house.
<moves to next room>
Cop: Hang on, that ones moved to the other corner.
Cop2: ZOMBIE!!! FUCK!!! KILL IT!
*BANG BANG*
 
I always found that the best game to play with the cops was doing something illegal and getting away with it. That always pisses them off.
 
Or bein in the hood where you live or work or got family, bein white, and walkin the block with no drugs while cops try and fuck with you for coppin, and you stand there rattlin off street names and corners for 5 minutes til he gotta let you go cuz you obviously do belong there
 
My favorite was when cops used to search my vehicle, not even finding shit that was in there. Then at the very end, finding a pack of papers on me!
Cop(furious): Wheres the dope?
me(smiling):Idont have any dope!
Cop(fuming): Where theres papers, theres dope!!
Me: Well, u already searched, if there was any dope, you'd have found it, right?
Cop proceeds to tear up the zig-zags, write up a bullshit ticket, and leave!
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Sphinx (Afterlife) said:
back when we were younger, me and my friends would purposely get chased by the cops for no reason except excitement. Its simple, you wait till about midnight, stand on the side of a road, when a cop drives by, immediatly start moving fast, duck behind some bushes (unsuccessfully) so he sees you. Then run like fuck. Instantly he will pursue you for suspicious behavior. Just make sure you know the niehgborhood your in like the back of your hand, so you can get away. Once you lose him, return to a road, and wait for another officer to drive by and repeat. Usually theyll call in the entire force after long enough, so be ready for one damn intense game of cat n mouse.

One day we outran the cops for 4 hours straight till they gave up. They brought in dogs, 2 helicopters, and a dozen marked and unmarked police cars after us. We still escaped. Although at one point the police dog came just feet from finding us hidden in a bush.

The worst you get is a Mischeif charge if your caught, but we've never been caught when we purposely brought the cops after us, only seem to get caught when you dont want the cops after you lol
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See, kids knew how to have fun back then! Nowadays with their pacman and bubble gum and baseball cards
 
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