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Games WE would love to play with COPS

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They fuck with us...dont you wish you could fuck around right back at them without getting arrested. if you do it subtle ly enough soemtimes you can but the straight flat out wisecrackin shits off limits unless your the senators son or some shit.


Imma start off with just one.

One time i had a bag of Cheetos in the back seat and the cops lookin all around the car like what the fuck are you doin whats goin on etc.

And then the classic you hear everytime, "got anything dangerous in the car?"

cant tell you how bad i wanted to say.....Yes officer...yes i do...these cheetos. theyre DAAAAAANGEROUSLY CHEESY!!!
 
^ I would love to do something like that; I always have smartass remarks running through my head but I'm sure it would just result in a beating.
 
just drive around with rolled up cigerates and act like thier joints. Make sure to drive extra slow and when you get pulled over spray some glad air fresh all over the place as the cop is walking to the car.
 
Yea i love those ones.

when you dead sober and dead innocent and you can happily say "go head, search me, i aint got shit to hide" and they go through the car "WHATS THIS!!" "air frenshener" "WHATS THIS!!" the butt of a mexican cigerette" (some have no filters looks like ajoint but aint.)

and so on til they finally get pissed cuz tehy were so sure they were gonna make a arrest and then give you some bullshit ticket for something you didnt actually do or if you in the wrong spot arrest you anyways for "talking back" or some shit like that.
 
back when we were younger, me and my friends would purposely get chased by the cops for no reason except excitement. Its simple, you wait till about midnight, stand on the side of a road, when a cop drives by, immediatly start moving fast, duck behind some bushes (unsuccessfully) so he sees you. Then run like fuck. Instantly he will pursue you for suspicious behavior. Just make sure you know the niehgborhood your in like the back of your hand, so you can get away. Once you lose him, return to a road, and wait for another officer to drive by and repeat. Usually theyll call in the entire force after long enough, so be ready for one damn intense game of cat n mouse.

One day we outran the cops for 4 hours straight till they gave up. They brought in dogs, 2 helicopters, and a dozen marked and unmarked police cars after us. We still escaped. Although at one point the police dog came just feet from finding us hidden in a bush.

The worst you get is a Mischeif charge if your caught, but we've never been caught when we purposely brought the cops after us, only seem to get caught when you dont want the cops after you lol
 
I was also thinking (being the nerd that I am) that in the past I've tried to stay on the right side of the law because I felt that once you were under the radar (meaning, once law enforcement became aware of you) there is really no way to change that. I think that everyone essentially gets ONE chance to talk your way out of trouble and you will get the benefit of the doubt but after that, no dice.
 
sphinx-- that is fucking hilarious i am so glad u did that. i'd love to see those bitches all irritated and pissy for no reason!!
 
I wouldn't recommend it. Some rappers I know were coming back from a concert when one of the other bands was overheard by the cops - he was joking that they were so gangsta that they all had guns.

Well they're in the car driving along merrily when they come upon a roadblock. When they slow down they notice four police cruisers coming like bats out of hell behind them with sirens blaring, pinning them in on the other side of the roadblack.

At this point an ARMED contingent of officers (probably the only ones in Iceland) jumps out of two vans, storms the car and these poor guys and are dragged out of the car, slammed on the pavement, handcuffed and the whole shabang.

They've got these pumped up steroid abusing bastards with knees in their backs and guns aimed at the screaming: "WHERE ARE THE GUNS?!?! SHOW US THE FUCKING GUNS!!!"

Apparently the cops didn't quite get the joke. The worst part was that they didn't even get to know what the whole deal was untill the next morning when they were let go - they had no idea about the joke since they weren't around when it was said.

--- G.
 
Buy one of these fake marijuana plants and stick it in the back of your car.
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Do they by any chance have a cannabis smoke air fresheners? That would be great...

A word of caution though: You'd be suprised how often people have had things seized from them, even though they weren't technically illegal. The most frequent case is when people have large amounts of cash, and it gets seized because they suspect it's drug money (All they need to do is find a bunch of money, and test it for drugs, since most U.S. currency contains traces of cocaine). Another woman had her second-hand car seized because there was a hidden compartment underneath the upholestory in the trunk, even though there was no drug residue.
 
i kinda came up with this when tweaking

get a few friends turn the music WAY up... cover your friends in fake blood in corners and suck make um all look dead and shot up... crack the door open and wait for someone to call a noise complaint in... when the cops come to the door they knock it opens.. and they see one friend.. fake dead... they will coem take a pulse... figure he just got shot.. draw their guns and continue to find your other friends... when thye leave the room... move to another corner... see how long it takes um to figure out your all alive...

personally i dont think your doing anything wrong.. i mean... your siting in your house playing dead.. big deal
 
lol nice one tryptamine...

Better yet have a pick-up truck with a few bags of soil and compost stacked up and the rest of the bed filled with fake MJ plants.

As fate would have it I'd probably get picked up for look-alike drugs or some bullshit
 
smoke trails - you gotta be careful with that because one of you could end up dead. you know how quick some cops are to use their weapons hehe
 
SmokeTrails said:
i kinda came up with this when tweaking

get a few friends turn the music WAY up... cover your friends in fake blood in corners and suck make um all look dead and shot up... crack the door open and wait for someone to call a noise complaint in... when the cops come to the door they knock it opens.. and they see one friend.. fake dead... they will coem take a pulse... figure he just got shot.. draw their guns and continue to find your other friends... when thye leave the room... move to another corner... see how long it takes um to figure out your all alive...

personally i dont think your doing anything wrong.. i mean... your siting in your house playing dead.. big deal
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I'm sure that they would find some way to charge you with something...
 
lol sphinx iv played that game too
its much more fun when u fill your neighbourhood with traps (nails on the roads n such) you just lead them to the traps its not too hard especially if they're set up everywhere im lucky tho cops dont really come round my area much

if u'v ever had a fake id u can have A HELL OF ALOT OF FUN with cops you'll get massive fines probably taken down to the station but if u smart they wont take prints and u wont get done for shit
 
It´s fun because when they later pull those prints from your first armed robbery they will put out and APB on Mike Hawk or Hugh Jazz or whatever you ID says =D

--- G.
 
A game I would love to play with the cops. I'd love to break into this cop's house who lives a few streets away from me, sneak into his bedroom, beat the SHIT out of him till he can't even move, rape his wife at gunpoint while he watches, tie him and his whole family up inside and burn the house to the god damn ground. That shits funny to me.
 
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