• ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️



    Film & Television

    Welcome Guest


    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
  • ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    Forum Rules Film Chit-Chat
    Recently Watched Best Documentaries
    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
  • Film & TV Moderators: ghostfreak

game: Can you spoil an entire movie in 25 words or less? v2.0

alasdairm

Administrator
Staff member
Joined
Jul 22, 2002
Messages
68,749
Location
south lake tahoe, ca
i'm not going to include a spoiler warning in here - if you clicked this thread having read the title and a movie is spoiled for you, it serves you right...

this is one of the all-time great f&t threads: Can you spoil an entire movie in 25 words or less?

examples (from that thread)
A bunch of criminals get killed and Verbal Kint is Keiser Soze
Laura Palmer's dad actually killed her. He and Bob are one in the same. Or something.
hispanic kid looks set to fry as 11 white jurors say guilty. one holdout convinces them all one-by-one to return not-guilty verdict.
get the idea? now you go!

alasdair
 
Last edited:
nice, but please use the spoiler tags, even for the examples. .... please
 
L2R said:
nice, but please use the spoiler tags, even for the examples. .... please
normally i would agree with you but not this time.

you can't come into a spoil a movie thread and complain about a movie being spoiled for you (plural). anybody who clicks in here knows there's every chance a movie will be spoiled for them. don't like it? don't click...

:)

alasdair
 
no, what i mean, is sure, this is a "spoil the film" thread, but the title doesn't (can't) specify which films. Whilst one may have seen some of the films, it's likely that many won't have seen them all. With spoiler tags, users can pick and choose which spoilers to click on.

i'd love to participate in this thread, but i won't if there is a chance that some future film experience is diminished by doing so.
 
bump... lemme see

life aquatic

NSFW:
bill murray sterile, potsmoking guntoting oceanographer, owen wilson pretends to be illegitimate son; shags preggy cate blanchett, alien fish and willem dafoe with accent
 
heroman avenges master's death but dies as he reveals love to herowoman. thiefgirl causes trouble but redeems too late jumps from mountain
 
and now for some obligatories

tyler and jack are the same guy

the kid talks to him cuz he's dead from the start

luke fight vader, loses hand, finds out he's his dad, escapes. solo caught by fett.

it sinks. boy dies.
 
De Niro rescues Jodie Foster, kills Keital. Ironically becomes a hero. Inspires Reagan assassination attempt.

Ian Curtis dies
 
They don't live happily ever after. At ALL.

Is the NSFW icon in the make posts doohicky alasdairm's cow avatar underneath the NSFW? Haha bluelight injokes ftw.
 
alasdairm said:
i'm not going to include a spoiler warning in here - if you clicked this thread having read the title and a movie is spoiled for you, it serves you right...

Haha!

Cool idea :)
 
She's a guy

It's a wildlife preserve in modern times; elders made up the monsters to keep the kids from exploring
 
The Village
NSFW:
It's a wildlife preserve in modern times; elders made up the monsters to keep the kids from exploring
[/QUOTE]

That's not The Village! That a spoiler for a Scooby Doo episode!
 
supertrav77 said:
That's not The Village! That a spoiler for a Scooby Doo episode!

Holy crap, you're right. I never noticed that before.

The last line of the credits should have been "It would have worked if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" =D
 
Top