Hahaha, reading the thread (always a good thing to do), and straight men going down just to be able tp BUY pills...I guess you COULD say that that was also "going far"...
Anyway, I have a "kind of sort of" story...So, living in Tampa, although I drove a lorry (they call them tractor trailers in the US), I did not have a car. I was on methadone, and the clinic was way out in a suburb called Temple Terrace. I used to have to take buses to and fro.
So one Saturday morning a mate and I, named Brian, were waiting for the bus. Some elderly gay guy on one of those little motorised scooters that they use in place of wheel chairs starts making googly eyes at me.
I am 100% heterosexual but I do not have any sort of complexes, assured of my sexuality I suppose, so it did not phase me one way or another. Brian is doing his usual junkie spiel not worrying about who might be listening, and the gay guy was getting into it...Smiling, commiserating and what not and finally, looking at me, says he has a shi*load of Rx and wonders if I might want to take it off his hands. Brian looks at me smiling, and I hesitate for a moment, and before I can say anything the old man says, "For free of course."
So I know right off the bat what he is aiming for. I was like, "Suuuuure," while snickering at Brian. The gay guy writes out a phone number and I take it, do not know why really, more politness than anything.
I return to my flat, and my ex-lover was home. I tell her the story in an anecdotal way. She is all over it, "Fu*k, it call him (in Spanish because she is Mexican)."
I laugh and ignore her but she saves the slip of paper (she did not do drugs, she was merely greedy hahaha).
A couple of weeks go by, and it is another Saturday morning, and I have to ride out to Temple Terrance again to pick up my bottles. She wants to ride with me, and she is pushing me to tall the gay guy. I was like, well, sure, why not I mean, she will be there. It might be something to goof on.
I call him, I tell him I will be out his way and if he would like me to stop over for that thing we had discussed. He was so happy, gives me his address and I can hear how excited he is.
We go out, get to his townhouse, and we walk in. Now, he had no idea my ex would be with me...I feel so bad about it now because I can still remember how he looked like he wanted to be anywhere but there just then.
She and I sit down, make small talk, I look at my watch and mutter the usual nonsense, and he wishes us adieu, and then I turn to him as we are standing, "Hey, I almost forgot, you said you wanted me to relieve of some stuff you had lying around..." Aha! The look in his eye, feeling that he had been scammed!
So he drives his little scooter into a room, comes out and hands me a shoebox full of 75 mic Duragesic, and a few hundreds brand name Valium (10 mg) in a second shoebox.
Hmmmm...I was a pretty psyched.
The thing though, I was on 100 mgs (the state maximum for methadone in Florida, at least at that time) and even with 5 patches on could only get a slight taste off of the Duragesic. So...I had literally more than 800 odd patches, and like the fool that I am, I simply gave both them and the Valium away, little by little. Spread the joy I suppose.
I did not have to go down on him (hahahah) but it sort of the same (OK,OK, it merely has a gay guy but hey, THAT is "sort of the same" right?).
The funniest part was at the bus stop, here comes Brian. "Yada, yada and yada...Oh, by the way Brian, remember the --------- on the Hovercraft?" "Yeah" says he. "Well, just went to see him." "Naaaaaah...For real?" "Yep." "Well Raki, what did you get off him? Dalmane? (Said as he sneered)." "Just some garbage...(as I ket him peek at the 2 large shoeboxes in the plastic bag)." Hahahhahaha, it was worth it to see Brian drool!
(Edited for spelling as always, but I have to laugh at the word "bu** pirate" getting edited out. Which was the offending word, "bu**" or "pirate"? Posteriors are taboo? Or is it now contra-PC to mention people who jump aboard boats with parrots on their shoulder? Anyway, to each their own.)
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8) you gotta be kidding me. buttpirate is offensive to gay people. I edited it out like id edit out the n-word. If you cant play nice then prepare yourself for an infraction as that's what you're getting if you keep this bullshit up. -thizzer