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That is about the stupidist thing I have ever read> It may be even stupider than huffing shit fumes. At first it sounded like one of those dreams you have from time to time where you really need to tell somebody something but can't talk, or somebody is chasing you but you can't close the door. But for 3 pills to have that effect for what I guess was an entire day and then to still have effects 3 years later, she either has some serious medical problems or serious psych problems. BTW, I have been prescribe those pills for migraines and they don't do shit except make you tired.
 
That's pretty dumb, I'm pretty sure there's no way 225mg Amitriptyline would do that. And you don't fucking smoke pills. Thats as dumb as my friend last night snorting chopped up wild dagga and blue lilly.
 
"My first experience with astral projection came about three years ago"

I read up to this point, and just couldn't go on... without giggling.

This is by far the BEST introductory line to a trip report I've ever read. Astral projection... hey, I'm not saying it's impossible, but...
 
Nickatina said:
"I finally realized that I was addicted to caffiene. I should have known before this time but I didn't want to believe that was possible. It was bad enough that my `big' birthday gift for the previous year had been a coffee machine."

http://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=19132
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HAHAHAHAHA if this guy EVER kicked OPIATES HE WOULD PROBABLY DIE....................
 
-> Drug Culture

Hehe. Erowid does have some crappy trip reports. I think the erowid staff approved most of them on purpose for the entertainment value.
 
I like the reports of people trying to smoke mushrooms. Mmmm, inhaled fungus fumes. Sounds like a party.
 
the first hour was spent in bed just drinking coffee. (I know how sick this sounds. It took years to build up this huge tolerance.)
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That is one of the lowest, junkiest things I've ever heard. How can people stoop to such depths? ;)

Funny thread, givin me asmile for the first time today :)

Me, I have been back on the ride a few times.
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With that in mind, I'll now begin on what was a very scary way to stop taking what is equivalent to about three pots of coffee a day. As University students, we did like to go out and imbibe substances and dance and club and do whatever else we do. We were often exhausted from working or school beforehand, so we'd pop a few pills beforehand and be raring to go all night. These events almost always pimped out things such as Red Bull as well.

We went to one particular one which was basically dead. Beforehand, we took about two pills each. Then we imbibed a caffeinated drink each, one coke is barely a drop in the water in terms of caffeine for me, however, there is a high sugar content. So we were buzzed off of sugar by that point but I was still feeling tired so I took three more pills. We hopped into the car and were off. When we got there, the music was pumping and people were dancing. We tried dancing for a little but eventually I succumbed to my exhaustion and sat staring sluggishly at the rest of the bodies. My friend found me and grabbed my hand. He slid 8 more pills into it which I chased with a red bull. I still didn't feel anything happening after an hour, so I took 2 more for a grand total of 15 200mg pills of caffeine or about 3000mg or caffeine. The party still sucked, so we left. I drove him home first and then drove to my apartment.
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http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=45826

The pills are caffeine.
 
"So I, at 17, had a coffee machine by my bed. Good thing to because I needed it. I would have my morning pot of coffee over a period of two hours, the first hour was spent in bed just drinking coffee. (I know how sick this sounds. It took years to build up this huge tolerance.)"

LMFAO!!! This guy is one hardcore mofo (or at least, he thinks he is)! I bet he tells this story to everybody he meets. Thank you for posting that link, it made my day.
 
I once drank a case of red bull in about 90 minutes..maybe I should do a report on that. Worst. Shits. Ever.
 
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=8842

someone had to have way too much time on their hands to write all this BS up.


my favorite part:
'We’ve just flown over the Sea Of Lost Spirits, the only thing that seperates the unity between the two great lands. It’s inhabitants are alcoholics, aggressive souls that were banished long ago due to their disruptive and uncivilized nature. Their leader is Jack Daniels, a crazed drunk who rules the foul sea, as well as his doomed followers.'

'The sea is made of pure alcohol, and is covered with a thin mist of alcohol fumes, ones which do not take to flames very well. The desparation of the alcoholics must have been at a height, or their intoxication mind blowing, for not often do they risk naked flames on the sea itself. We were lucky that my jet pack flames did not engulf the alcohol fumes and end our flight, but it is the only way for us to cross between the two lands.'
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BTW, I have been prescribe those pills for migraines and they don't do shit except make you tired.
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i dont know man. a freind gave me 3, i dont what mgs. they were, but a few hours later i felt like i was in a waking dream.
i was handling myself well and was completely aware of what was goin one but i felt like i was sleep walking, and after i finally laid down after the night i passed out immediately.
 
I read some that were funny like one where Murple is tripping on AMT and he says to himself, "Why the fuck do I take all of these drugs? My life is empty!"

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=1758

Going through my head at the time were thoughts like 'My god, what have I done...I'm taking all these fucking weird drugs. And I'm so open about it. I'm gonna pay for this somehow. I'm never tripping again. Maybe I just take these weird drugs because I'm lonely. I want a girlfriend. What have I...etc'.
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I also read a weird one about meth where this man who was clearly a closeted bisexual/gay man and a homophobe and surprise surprise, he wrote about how much he wanted to have sex with men while on meth.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=15275

I am a very big guy, and extremely homophobic, but this stuff made me want to be everything from Hetero to Homo to everything in between. Whatever we could think of that might FEEL good was fair game. And the stuff made me a miracle worker in the sack (or on the couch, or in the kitchen...). My wife and I BOTH would experience body paralyzing orgasms from the sex... and we often thought and discussed that it was a GAY drug because of the sexual aspect of it, but we could not believe that they could target JUST the GAY fantasies... that's when we decided it was more of a Hedonistic, no holds barred, if it feels good do it kind of feeling. We became pleasure fiends.


My wife and I eventually talked to our gay friends about the sex, and they admitted to having the same experience every time. And being gay MEN, they are lucky enough to have actually DONE some of the stuff that my wife and I could only imagine. We even talked of US as a couple getting with THEM as a couple, but we all chickened out the first time we tried it so that we wouldn't ruin a great friendship. But that didn't change a thing... the thinking and talking about it is fantastic. And the desire to do things with another man sexually are NOT there for me when I'm not up... you get me High on Ice, and that nasty sex stuff is right there!

I know I'm dragging on and on here, but I am trying to be thorough and hit all the key parts of this drug as I have seen them on this web site. I also wanted to post a POSITIVE, supporting story about the stuff.
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