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Funniest thing you recall having done on any particular drug.

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sghouston5

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Entertain us!

We all know how we might be a little overconfident when we take benzos and say some funny things.
Or how you might be tripping on shrooms and giggle as the room stretches taller.
Maybe even that one time that one crazy guy on meth/pcp was trying to have sex with a horse.

Tell us about your crazy adventures/misadventures. ;)
 
I have too many.. I guess one would be when I got really deep into IV'ing ket, I'd always want to smoke a cigarette so I'd grab the railing and get down the stairs halfway still in a hole, then pretty much walk like fkn Frankenstein to the garage where my stogies are.. My pops caught on many times, asking what was wrong with me.. Many months of this every day, if he said anything I'd just say I was drunk, pretty classy. When I was rolling absolute tits I let my boy drive my stang, he always wants to and I definitely couldn't say no, way too happy. Sum'bitch guns it to 80 loud as fuck right past a hater in his patrol car, I had more pills / an eighth on me, he got the fuck outta there, laughing no less.. I know my friends first time taking xanax (I just know the story) he popped 6mg at once, was drinking, then ended up sexxing this girl upstairs at his friends house (Next door neighbors to his rents crib) apparently they came over looking for him, found his half unconscious boning some rando.. This was like 8 years ago, probably told it terribly but it was quite funny when I heard.. And the 50x he repeated it when I asked.. I loved that story. He ended up falling asleep on the couch non-stop while he was getting lectured.
Bunch of old stories, still, entertaining to relive.
 
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I can only assume at this point that no one other than ykm420 can recall "good times".

Are there more sad times than good times here?
Will anyone ever share?
Will Bryan Cranston's head explode if he eats too much chili?
What would happen if reptar came out to the public as gay?
Will the hobos from the other guys ever have "sex in that car again"?

We will answer all these questions and more after the break. Dateline NBCCNNFOXCSPAN news live channel 13
 
Oh shit, I don't know if ANY of those are classified as good times. Walking like Frankenstein to have balance is funny I guess, lol.. Legs completely stiff walking super odd. BTW, Reptar came out 4 months ago, LEARN2NEWS BRO. Edit: The thizzin' story was a very good time, purple rhinos were fucking amazinggg, probably around 2010, though. The bar story was funny for me, that dude got into a lot of shit, because he was still in high school when it happened. Hahaha, craziness.
When I was doing lots of 1 4 butanediol I would veryyyyy often passout in my computer chair. For some reason, like 90% of the time when that happened my pops could walk into my room to awaken me. Don't know why because he would never go upstairs. Odd.
 
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First time I smoked a cigarette after smoking pot as kid I stood up off the step and fell face first into a bush. I dont even think I had time to put my arms up to shield my face or catch myself. We laughed til it hurt.

One that I though was classic was a Bluelighter nodding off while he was carrying the casket as a pallbearer at his brothers funeral. Can you imagine.

Im sure there are many more due to the sheer amount of time on drugs I have but my memory is shot... At least thisl bump it to the top though and maybe make for a funny read this evening.
 
Took two Dutch pills one night and was rolling way to hard trying to plug in my phone, but it wasn't working for some reason. Its not until my friend taps me on the shoulder and says "dude that's your cigarette" that I realize I've been trying to plug the charger into my lit cigarette. Etarded comes to mind ...
 
15 years of age, trying to get some beer. We partied with an older crowd (21ish) through the best fucking parties ever.. Well, our friend (of age) wouldn't answer his phone so we went to his gmas house, my friend climbed onto the roof, knocked on his window (He was raiding playing WoW) so as he was climbing down, he missed the fence to put his foot on and ate shit directly into the bushes.. He completely vanished.. Needless to say I died of fucking laughter.. All I hear from the bush is him laughing hysterically.. Man, those were the days..
 
I don't know if you would even classify this as funny, but one time when I was unknowingly dosed 500mg MDMA (I was new to the MDMA scene and was under the impression that my "trusted" friend was dosing me 200mg, taking half for an initial dose and then the second half within the first 90 minutes), I stepped outside to smoke a menthol cigarette at a post-rave house party. After taking just a couple of drags I said, "I don't even smoke these" aloud to everyone outside with me, and proceeded to throw my near-full cigarette on the ground. I then turned to go inside and a bunch of people dove for my cigarette to finish smoking it for me. I don't recall any of this happening, but I was filled in after running into somebody from that party later on and my friend confirmed it had happened. Apparently that incident is what some people from the party remembered me for.
 
Booze, benzos and complete disregard for other people's property (yeah you know me): Leaving the bar on foot with some friends, I decided to improvise an obstacle course on the way home, running full speed, jumping onto cars/trucks/suv's and completely over them. For long rows I wouldn't even touch the pavement, jumping from vehicle to vehicle a block at a time. Nearing home, a friend jumped onto the roof of a car parked next to one I had paused atop. Fucking around, I jumped the gap between the two, while he jumped back down as I came across. Immediately upon touching the roof, my feet flew out from under me, the roof wet with dew. I was completely horizontal mid-air, and smashed onto the roof of the car, collapsing it nearly a foot! I sunk into the sheet metal! the worst part? I shook off the fogginess of the impact, looked down, and it was my own fucking car....
 
One afternoon, a very good friend and I were tripping on about 2 g each of fairly strong shrooms, and our other friend that was letting us chill in his apartment for the day (his bedroom has very good vibes…very chill tapestries and posters, christmas lights strung up, etc) got hungry so he decided to order pizza from Domino's. Now, this particular friend and I are extremely close and have smoked a lot of bowls together and ordered a lot of pizza together as a result. He also introduced me to a magical dessert from Domino's called "lava cakes" which are delicious chocolate-y cakes with gooey hot fudge inside. Lava cakes are extremely delicious and a special treat haha.

I told him I wasn't really hungry (because I was tripping) so he ordered the pizza and that was that. The pizza arrived, he went down to get it, and when he came back, surprise, he was holding not only pizza in his hands but he also decided to surprise me with lava cakes. My eyes lit up and I got the dumbest smile on my face and said "No you did not!" I started eating my lava cake as soon as he put the box down and as I started to eat the cake…something happened. This particular lava cake just tasted like the most wonderful chocolately thing I had ever put in my mouth, and tears started rolling down my face and pretty soon I was crying hysterically. My friends asked me what was wrong and I just replied "nothing…it's just so DELICIOUS"

To this day my friends still tell the story of when I cried over lava cakes
 
pazma said:
One afternoon, a very good friend and I were tripping on about 2 g each of fairly strong shrooms, and our other friend that was letting us chill in his apartment for the day (his bedroom has very good vibes…very chill tapestries and posters, christmas lights strung up, etc) got hungry so he decided to order pizza from Domino's. Now, this particular friend and I are extremely close and have smoked a lot of bowls together and ordered a lot of pizza together as a result. He also introduced me to a magical dessert from Domino's called "lava cakes" which are delicious chocolate-y cakes with gooey hot fudge inside. Lava cakes are extremely delicious and a special treat haha.

I told him I wasn't really hungry (because I was tripping) so he ordered the pizza and that was that. The pizza arrived, he went down to get it, and when he came back, surprise, he was holding not only pizza in his hands but he also decided to surprise me with lava cakes. My eyes lit up and I got the dumbest smile on my face and said "No you did not!" I started eating my lava cake as soon as he put the box down and as I started to eat the cake…something happened. This particular lava cake just tasted like the most wonderful chocolately thing I had ever put in my mouth, and tears started rolling down my face and pretty soon I was crying hysterically. My friends asked me what was wrong and I just replied "nothing…it's just so DELICIOUS"

To this day my friends still tell the story of when I cried over lava cakes
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Those lava cakes are the shit man.
 
pazma said:
My eyes lit up and I got the dumbest smile on my face and said "No you did not!" I started eating my lava cake as soon as he put the box down and as I started to eat the cake…something happened. This particular lava cake just tasted like the most wonderful chocolately thing I had ever put in my mouth, and tears started rolling down my face and pretty soon I was crying hysterically. My friends asked me what was wrong and I just replied "nothing…it's just so DELICIOUS"
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Hahahaaaa!! :D
 
pazma said:
One afternoon, a very good friend and I were tripping on about 2 g each of fairly strong shrooms, and our other friend that was letting us chill in his apartment for the day (his bedroom has very good vibes…very chill tapestries and posters, christmas lights strung up, etc) got hungry so he decided to order pizza from Domino's. Now, this particular friend and I are extremely close and have smoked a lot of bowls together and ordered a lot of pizza together as a result. He also introduced me to a magical dessert from Domino's called "lava cakes" which are delicious chocolate-y cakes with gooey hot fudge inside. Lava cakes are extremely delicious and a special treat haha.

I told him I wasn't really hungry (because I was tripping) so he ordered the pizza and that was that. The pizza arrived, he went down to get it, and when he came back, surprise, he was holding not only pizza in his hands but he also decided to surprise me with lava cakes. My eyes lit up and I got the dumbest smile on my face and said "No you did not!" I started eating my lava cake as soon as he put the box down and as I started to eat the cake…something happened. This particular lava cake just tasted like the most wonderful chocolately thing I had ever put in my mouth, and tears started rolling down my face and pretty soon I was crying hysterically. My friends asked me what was wrong and I just replied "nothing…it's just so DELICIOUS"

To this day my friends still tell the story of when I cried over lava cakes
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Truly monumental. Seem like a great person to trip with :D I'll have to post some psych stories later!
 
At a frat party drunk & going around kissing girls I didn't know......alcohol is the only drug that makes me do stupid things as well as funny to some people.
 
When I was 15, I was at my boys New Years Party.. Huge party, lots of friends, n some randos.. I was quite drunk when 12 rolled around and it was time to get a kiss. Well, there was this sexy girl there, she was completely sober, so hanging out with everyone. Once it hit 12, she was sitting on the couch, I walked up to her and said "Have you had your new years kiss yet?" She said no, I lean in thinking I'm just going to kiss her, nope.. Instantly sticks her tongue in my mouth and it's on! We made out for quite some time, and this super hot les I used to fool around with sat down beside her, so she was making out with me, I pulled away, and turned her head towards the lezzz, they're now making out.. Soon enough all 3 of us are going at once.. Time passes, we do some things ;) then I whip it out and gently pushed her head down, she knew what was up.. So I'm in the middle of this huge party, sitting on the couch with a blanket over my lap getting some amazing dome from this broad.. Then I hooked up with the sexy lez, then fingerblasted another lez. Fucking crazy night.. She somehow found me on myspace (Yeah, old school) wanted to chill n shit, to wit I did not ever do. Moral of the story, be cool, get in crazy situations that are totally fucking rad, and don't start liking me, because I'll end up hurting feelings, which I hate. Now days I tell them I have a fear of commitment, so we can chill, do whatever, but don't start loving me because I'll dip out n I HATE hurting women.. (Their feelings)
 
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On one occasion I think I projectile vomited while smoking a blunt outside post-DMT blastoff

That was funny kinda cause I was still tripping a bit.

Also the first time I got high on weed we went to dunkin donuts, but there was a pig there so our driver refused to stay. We ended up going to a grocery store that was closed, but unlocked. Wound up stealing a donut because I was too high to understand what the fuck was going on. Fun times.
 
Stirred a cup of coffee with my cock for my wife's hot friend while stoned.

Soaked my balls in the X-mas eggnog for a few minutes before serving, again while stoned.
 
pazma said:
One afternoon, a very good friend and I were tripping on about 2 g each of fairly strong shrooms, and our other friend that was letting us chill in his apartment for the day (his bedroom has very good vibes…very chill tapestries and posters, christmas lights strung up, etc) got hungry so he decided to order pizza from Domino's. Now, this particular friend and I are extremely close and have smoked a lot of bowls together and ordered a lot of pizza together as a result. He also introduced me to a magical dessert from Domino's called "lava cakes" which are delicious chocolate-y cakes with gooey hot fudge inside. Lava cakes are extremely delicious and a special treat haha.

I told him I wasn't really hungry (because I was tripping) so he ordered the pizza and that was that. The pizza arrived, he went down to get it, and when he came back, surprise, he was holding not only pizza in his hands but he also decided to surprise me with lava cakes. My eyes lit up and I got the dumbest smile on my face and said "No you did not!" I started eating my lava cake as soon as he put the box down and as I started to eat the cake…something happened. This particular lava cake just tasted like the most wonderful chocolately thing I had ever put in my mouth, and tears started rolling down my face and pretty soon I was crying hysterically. My friends asked me what was wrong and I just replied "nothing…it's just so DELICIOUS"

To this day my friends still tell the story of when I cried over lava cakes
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Now THAT is a good friend, folks. Any friend who surprises you with your favorite food and/or beverages is a keeper. Fact.
 
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