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This was a while ago, so they might be paraphrased.

"I'm gonna go shoot dope and then smoke a joint. For those of you that don't know what to after shooting dope, that's what you do."

"I like heroin. Heroin's a good drug, I think. Definitely something I thoroughly enjoy."
 
I forget who it was and what thread even but somehow we were talking about Food Network and the Guy Fieri guy, and the person was like "on his new show, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Open Air Markets"

and now every time I see that guys face I chuckle
 
While I was strung out on Ambien I apparently purchased 4 gray huacaya alpacas by posting a listing on this site and then ironing out a private deal which involved using my moms credit card and lots of money
Help! What does it take to raise alpacas? And can I turn a profit off them maybe? Would disputing the charges do anything? Are alpacas friendly? I already have 2 border collies that roam the backyard, would this be a problem if i were to keep the alpacas?

This never gets old LMAO
 
Paraphrasing a billion people:

"Its not a big deal. I dont even like heroin that much, and dont have a steady connect, so i dont have to worry if i keep doing it. How could I get addicted to something I dont like? I only shoot up once every couple days."
 
DooMMooD said:
Paraphrasing a billion people:

"Its not a big deal. I dont even like heroin that much, and dont have a steady connect, so i dont have to worry if i keep doing it. How could I get addicted to something I dont like? I only shoot up once every couple days."
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thats not funny thats sad
 
This was recent but someone said said said (oh my god, lol I typed said like 3 times.) something along the lines of:

"i dont see what the hype about bath salts are, I had some in my house and snorted it and i didn't feel anything
 
missmegandelaney said:
This was recent but someone said said said (oh my god, lol I typed said like 3 times.) something along the lines of:

"i dont see what the hype about bath salts are, I had some in my house and snorted it and i didn't feel anything
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hahaha, either trolling or a complete fucking idiot
 
Tricomb posted this yesterday I got a good laugh out of it.

"Of course I did drugs in school, so did most everyone.

There's a reason it was called high school."
 
^^ ahaha that one always makes me laugh!

Had a customer at work on the phone ask me if they could fax over CASH to us. No....just...no. I don't know what some people think a fax machine is.
 
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