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"I'll tell you what he said - he asked me to forcibly insert the Lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

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Not so much a funny line, but in "Another 48 hours" Eddie Murphy is being held by gun point by the bad guy and Nick Notle has his gun pointed and Eddie and the bad guy. Murphy goes on a big rant about how shitty of a day he is having and that Notle should just shoot him now and get it over with because it would just go with his already bad day.
So Notle shoots Eddie. The look on Eddies face was priceless. First time I had ever laughed out loud watching a movie in my life. I still laugh every time I see it.
 
"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."-Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hell Comes to Frogtown
 
good lord, so many to choose from.

-pretty much anything from airplane....especiallly the little girl on coffee "i take mine strong and black, like my men" or the captain to the kid, "joey, do you like movies about (???)" something funny there, but i can't recall :(

-black dude in blazing saddles (a must see for anyone who hasn't yet)
"what a beautiful day! mornin maam!"
"up yours nigger"

-too many to list from monty python and the holy grail!
 
Rush Hour with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker

Chris Tucker as Detective Carter



[Carter is trying to convince Officer Bobby to let him into the prison after-hours]
Carter: Bobby, didn't I look the other way that time you bought that bag of weed?
Officer Bobby: I was splittin' it with you!
 
from the muppets take manhattan:

[Kermit, suffering from amnesia, doesn't remember he is engaged to Miss Piggy]
Kermit the Frog: Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.
[laughing]
Kermit the Frog: Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!
Miss Piggy: Cancel the show! Hi-yah!
[Karate chops Kermit]
 
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Mexican Americans love their na na's,and their no no's, and their nina's, and their nino's,na nu nanu nino no no

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You ever suck some dick for some marijuana!!!

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I HAVE NO LEGS...I HAVE NO LEGS...I HAVE NO LEGS

also from KIDS

"Telly, ya momma titty lookin GOOOD yo!!!"
 
"Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!"

From Dusk 'til Dawn
 
i don't know how anyone could doubt my veracity.

Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
Statler: Are they good seats?
Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.
 
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