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Funniest episode(s) of any show you've seen

Belisarius

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Mine would both be Duckman episodes (anyone familiar with that show)?

First: An episode where Duckman is visited by all these alternate selves of his from parallel universes. Typical scene:

(A version of Duckman pops into existence in front of him)

Duckman: Ow, my ears. (poof!--he's gone)

(Another Duckman pops out in front of him )

Other Duckman: HEY! I'M NOT FROM ANY PARTICULAR TIME, BUT WHERE I'M FROM EVERYONE TALKS LIKE THIS!!!!

(Poof--other Duckman disappears)

Duckman: Ow, my ears...

Second: The episode where Duckman's son is abducted by aliens and becomes a god on their homeworld. Actually, his father becomes their god through a videotape he left his son. I can't remember a more biting criticism of religion. ;)

"Is Dod dead?"

"We're going to do it in the name of Dod!"

"Truly this was the Son of Dod."

:D
 
married with children Episode Number 39

Synopsis

The whole families, including the wives attend a camping trip with Al and Steve. Unfortunately it's Peg and Marcy's that time of the month. So with this and being trapped eventually by a bear, the Bundy's learn that life sucks even when they are on vacation.

Notes

This episode was supposed to be called "A Period Piece", because the show revolved around the fact that if a group of women live with each other for a long time, they start menstruating at the same time (and that animals would react to it). The FOX censors thought that women would be offended by the title (though the titles never appeared at the beginning of "Married...With Children") and asked the writers to revise the script so that the title would be called "The Camping Show".


Quotes

Peg: It's hot in here.
Marcy: It's cold in here.
Kelly: It's hot and cold in here.
Al: Well the cast of Bambi is out there now, and in here we have some of the seven dwarfs: puffy, crabby, and horny.

Kelly: I didn't ask to be here, and I didn't ask to be born.
Al: Peg?
Peg: Well, it's her time of the month Al.
Al: What the hell did we bring her for then?
Bud: Squeak through another month eh' Kel?
 
alrighty, Saturday Night Live -- funniest episodes from the last 10 years.

Kevin Spacey 1.11.97
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Technician (Spacey): I'm NOT screwing around!! I'm gonna BIND your hands with phone cords, shoot crystal meth into my thigh and go CAVEMAN on you!!

Mrs. Attebury: [ frightened, struggles for a word to say ]

Technician: [ lowers his screwdriver and smiles ] Oh, I'm just kidding there, I just wanted to get your attention, I couldn't get a word in edgewise there!


Steve Buscemi 4.4.98
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Interviewer (Buscemi): Alright, what's this? What does this say here? [ trying to read ] Yucca? Yucla? Yuc? Yucla? What?

Applicant: That's, um.. that's UCLA.

Interviewer: [ confused ] UCLA? What is that, some kind of club?

Applicant: No, it's a college. Um.. I went there for four years.

Interviewer: I never heard of it! I've heard of Pepperdine! Why didn't you go to Pepperdine?
 
Re Banquo:
Loved that "Married with Children" episode. ;)

How could I forget the "Kids in the Hall" skit "Girl Drink Drunk"?:

Boss (as he fires a very drunk Dave Foley):
Face it: you're a girl-drink drunk. I can't help but feel somewhat responsible for your condition. I also can't help not caring. It's who I am, I could never change.


I'd also include the "Feelyat?" skit, but that was all in another language. ;)
 
Southpark: Giant Douche VS Terd Sandwich

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i laughed so hard i cried.

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I'm sorry, but the Episode of Drawn Togther that was one giant retard joke:

(Bleh, the Princess characters retarded sister comes to visit the cartoon reality house. Captain Hero is trying to nail her for a $50 bet but falls for the tard. She's retarded but incredibly hot. So spanky asks h Capt. Hero after the first date...

Spanky Ham: So, did you do it with her yet?
Captian Hero: It's not like that spanky!
Spanky Ham: So I see you and Bleh are taking it slow? See, what I did there was...

God I laughed. The whole episode was so crude I couldn't help but laugh, and was probably one of the funnier things I've seen on Comedy Central in a while.

Also, while were on a thread mentioning Duckman...does anyone know the name of the episode where they have this god-awful racist musical number at the end? I almost died laughing at that episode and I want to download it, since i can't ever seem to catch it in re-runs.
 
prolly one of the Seinfeld's , with Kramer and his own show . theres a bunch of them with other series ,that one just comes first to mind cause a while ago ive seen the Seinfelds reunion thingy :)
 
I don't know if anyone has ever watched Invader Zim but my favorite episode ever is called Parent/Teacher Night. Besides from being generally funny there was one part that I laughed so hard I actually cried. There is a commercial that starts off with a guy happily walking along when they cut to a xray of his back and his spine breaks. The guy falls on the ground spasming and spitting while screaming "My spine!!!" and then it clips to a giant clip that says "ASPIRIN!"
I guess you have to see it.
 
notauniquesnowflake said:
I don't know if anyone has ever watched Invader Zim but my favorite episode ever is called Parent/Teacher Night. Besides from being generally funny there was one part that I laughed so hard I actually cried. There is a commercial that starts off with a guy happily walking along when they cut to a xray of his back and his spine breaks. The guy falls on the ground spasming and spitting while screaming "My spine!!!" and then it clips to a giant clip that says "ASPIRIN!"
I guess you have to see it.
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yes!

the funniest episode of Zim is probably megadoomer or maybe hobo 13.



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"I am throbulator, being of pure headache!!!!"
 
Oh man am I OLD! For most people of my generation/advanced age (40) the first thing that we always blurt out is the CHUCKLES THE CLOWN BITES THE DUST episode of THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW
 
From the first season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force when the moon men get the Foreigner belt. They break into Karls house and say "We come to steal your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations."
 
Mine is the episode of Friends where they have that Battle of the Sexes quiz to win Monica's apartment. That episode had me in tears!
 
The Simpsons - Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield
"Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview."

South Park - Goobacks
"Did you say gettin gay?"

Chet: "How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?"
Darryl Weathers: [pause] "How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!"
Chet: "Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?"
Darryl Weathers: "Chet, you are a fuckin' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?"
Chet: "Well I was just tryin' to be helpful."
Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a fuckin' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a fuckin' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!
 
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The Kids in the Hall had 2 skits I always loved
Running Faggot and
Business Suit Trappers
If you've seen them you know what I'm talking about. :)

The Simpson episode where Mr. Burns forms a softball team, and gets all these professional baseball players to fill in for actual plant workers so that he can win a bet he made. I could probably list 2 dozen more but this episode always stands out.
Also the Lisa the Vegetarian episode was great, where all the kids are forced to eat meat and watch the video about cow slaughter and the food chain. :)
Also the 22 short clips was a great one, good call ^^

Pretty much every episode of Tough Crowd before it was cancelled.


Southpark had an episode with Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians, or the Chickenlover episode where Cartman has his episode of Cops going throughout the episode, the Clubhouses episode, and the New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer episode (with Tugger the Tugboat).


Curb Your Enthusiam's episode with Shaq, where everything turns around and goes well for a short time for Larry David.
Also the Baptism episode with the Catholics vs. Jews.

The Seinfeld episode where Jerry buys the "European carry-all" (purse).
George gets caught by his mom masturbating was also a great episode.
When Kramer adopts a section of highway and tries to re-arrange the lanes and make "comfort lanes" by making them wider but then creates one less lane, lol. =D
 
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