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Fun Pranks to pull on tweekers?

whenever my friends would come over all tweeked the fuck out, my mom would always fuck with them and keep offering them food the whole time they were there.
 
Originally posted by LickMyChakra
this was a post for 'all in good fun' pranks, nothing mean, hateful, rude, or all out evil, just funny things to do for amusement of all involved


i'm also strguggling a little to understand this obsession some people have with tricking friends who are on drugs. are they really doing it for amusement of all involved or is this just used to justify the behaviour? i'm curious.

alasdair
 
Sprinkle some carpet cleaner/deodorizer on the carpet, then when they show up say "thank God you're here, can you help me? I just dropped a fuckin eight ball on the floor."
 
whitegirl said:
whenever my friends would come over all tweeked the fuck out, my mom would always fuck with them and keep offering them food the whole time they were there.
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that's too funny cuz where i come from it would be totally impolite not to eat all the food a mom offers you. what a fun, kool, and sadistic mom!lol

8-ball of carpet deo is good too. will have to try this one.
 
I wouldn't mind any "funny" pranks, in good taste... but if someone pulled something that pissed me off while I was tweaking, I would not hesitate to stomp there face into the ground.

Now pulling "pranks" with me on marijuana/physcadelics/dissassociatives, you are going to cop a fucking smashing.

I don't take it lightly, when people try to fuck with peoples heads on drugs... not cool!
 
/navarone/ said:
wats so wrong bout tweekers?
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The question is, whats so GOOD about tweekers! The cream of the crop are highly intelligent, agile and have good hand-eye coordination. Oh, and eXtremely saintly patience when handling tedious things that other lesser addict-forms might find too complicated to handle. so THERE! HAH!;)
 
whitegirl said:
whenever my friends would come over all tweeked the fuck out, my mom would always fuck with them and keep offering them food the whole time they were there.
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hehehehe. Ive trained myself to polish off ALL the breakfasts and brunches served by my friends' sadistic mothers. Thats why im the favorite. And thats why im the one who gains the most weight! BUMMER!!!!!!!!! bleah
 
heheh, this post just got a little hi-jacked. back on topic!
everyone lick the chakra and continue on with teh suggestions.
all in good fun ;p

LickMyChakra said:
Once again...Im not 'hating on tweekers' if that were the case I wouldnt have my personal quote talking about my 'tweeky clean house' Ill admit that tweeking isnt my drug of choice but if I hated it, in any way, I wouldnt be around someone who did, let alone a house full of them. this was a post for 'all in good fun' pranks, nothing mean, hateful, rude, or all out evil, just funny things to do for amusement of all involved, its really a shame that you *and you know who Im talking about* are so defensive about this, especially since you didnt read the entire post, try doing that next time

"Its better to be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
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The food thing is hilarious and almost makes me wish my mom was that cool but knowing her she would just ask me to come into her room and bitch for hours on the evils of drug use of any sort, thankfully I dont live with her. Making them snort carpet cleaner...uh uh, I had a fun experience with a friend of mine and some pixie stix before too, I spilled some on the table *while he was asleep* and when he woke up, he tried to snort it before we screamed at him that it wasnt a pill. If I had been two seconds later in yelling he would have been screaming shortly after that Im sure. As for teabagging...a friend of mine did that to a bunch of his passed out drunk buddies and took pics...but it was real tea bags :x
 
hehehe....i only do pranks to my real close buncha homies....its hard to do those fuck mind games and stuff to "acquaintances" or a bunch of strangers because ull never know, they might just lose it and freak out ...ive seen that happen...eeeks. Anyway a fave is when a friend would ask me "u got the stash?" and i would give her this HUGE cystal i cracked off a crystal-deodorant stick you can buy at the local beauty supply store. Drives em nuts! HAHAHAH!@!!!! Of course i tell em what it is before they inhale the damn thing :)
 
antiquing drunk passed out friends is fun and if you do know what antiquing is... its basically smacking them with a handful of flower in the face
 
What is teabagging???
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To teabag someone, is to pull down your pants, and while an unsuspecting victim is sleeping (hopefully mouth open), you place your nutsack inside his mouth, pull out, back in... just like jiggling a tea bag :)

I've seen it done ONCE, and it was nearly the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life.
 
I like the whole Iraqi Goggles better. Place nuts on passed out person's eyes. Then, give them a nice slap across the face to wake them up or alteast open their eyes. This one is kinda dangerous though haha
 
I'm usually a really nice person when I'm tweaking and I'm really quick at being able to tell if someone is trying to trick me! I realy really hate it when someone trys to play with my mind..it sorta kills your high and WASTS YOUR MONEY!!!!!! but the thing I most hate is when a guy trys to 'get' with me when I'm high and vulnerable...a guy that does that should be injured severely..seriously it's so not cool! :( if you ever see a sober guy trying to pick up on a innocent tweaker girl your should kick his ass...we would really appreciate it. :) thanks!
 
i know this isnt meth but once when i was on pills some gave me ketamine crushed up hard so it looked kind of like a pill and told me if i snorted it it would bring me up even more, now i was completely fucked so i just agreed, thinking along the lines of if i like everyone this much everyone else must so why would anyone ever be mean kind of thing, did about 1.5 g of K in one go and had to go to hospital. not very fun. I now hate pranks when they are drug related. Junk box sounds funny though
 
Pixie I know what you mean, guys at the club seem to 'hunt' for girls who have pupils the size of quarters *and I myself fall into that catagory often* however I never allow myself to get so fucked up I cant say no or forget my standards, and I always have at least one friend there to make sure I behave myself. Last sat nite some guy was trying to get all up on me at the club because he thought I was on something and even told my friend that he was taking me home...little did he know I was stone cold sober and highly amused with his assumptions, he ended up spending the entire night hitting on me and then I went home with my friend Brandon, leaving him to sit there and rethink his cockiness ^_^
 
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