Anyone ever have that one dude in your group of friends that never knows when to stop getting tore up,usually on a variety of things at one time(in my group this was me,lol) and just ends up passing out hella early with their shoes on(idk why but we had a rule that if u fell asleep with your shoes on during a party you were free game to fuck with)?And the more and more of a buzz you get,the more entertaining the thought of fucking with his passed out ass becomes...This is where the fun begins ^.^ Here are some of my suggestions:
1. While you have your friend close by that is passed out it becomes the perfect opportunity 2 see if farting in their eye really does cause pink eye later on.However,that is only the warm up for when u saran wrap them to a tree outside naked! Imagine waking up from a long night of partying and being hungover,cold,and wrapped to a tree only to discover the reason you are cold is because you are naked...( I have actually been saran wrapped to a recliner,with clothes still on, at a friends house b4. They then proceeded to pick me up about 4 feet off the ground and then drop me.I didn't even budge,lots of klonopins and assorted pain pills that night)...
2. A classic way to fuck with your passed out friend.This one would probably actually be easiest while they are heavily buzzed. Go out and get another tattoo but pay the artist 2 make it something completely different,insulting, and preferably profane than what your friend wanted. This way they will have a memory that will last a lifetime of the consequences of doing something in excess. Even when covered up,they would still know that its there!Some ideas for some tats: Sperm Dumpster with arrow pointing down on lower back,Fort Knocked Loose:US Sperm Bank Main Deposit Vault with custom Sperm related money money appearing to fall from the words at their lower back into their ass hole.Also you cant go wrong with a good ole fashioned cock tattoo anywhere on their body,just have some kind of dick related quote above it. It is imperative to remember to place the penis tattoo in an area as visible as possible so that everyone will ask about it.
3. I took this one and made it my own.Take your passed out friend strip them down naked, shave their eyebrows, and put them in a dress. That has been done before though,so I thought of an addendum for this one ^.^ Once these things are done tie their hands and feet, load them in the vehicle(DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE THOUGH,MAKE SURE THE DRIVER IS SOBER!), and proceed to a fairly public place. Once there make sure it is clear enough and simply dump them at the front doors of the business ^.^
4. This one would be messed up to do. Take your friend and place them in a room by themselves and mess up things n the room and plant a used but broken condom in their visible sight 2 make it appear that they had an extremely wild night of sex. When they wake up to this they will already be like wtf? This is when the other friends tell him that some girls came over last night and that (insert name of local super slut) was one of the girls and that they had slept with them. Also tell them about the conversation that never happened that they had with the super slut earlier in the party when she confided n them that she was HIV positive but despite knowing this he still slept with her because they were "in love"...Of course let your overly zealous partying friend know b4 they do anything irrational that it was all made up but should hopefully now recognize some of the consequences of sex in an extremely inebriated state and how much more risk can be created by adding unsafe sex to a situation,especially considering that there is no cure for some STDs...
5. This one would take a good bit of prepping to get right. Take a room in your house that is closely connected with an exit (the kitchen and dining room would probably work nicely) and then paint it all chrome, every last bit as to not risk throwing off the joke. Make sure it is cold enough that your friends nipples feel like snow peas and have a table or counter somewhere in the room that is also as cold as possible. On this table have a series of strange but apparently surgical/ exploratory instruments. Take your friend while they are still passed out, place them on the table, shave every hair on their body, and grease them up with baby oil. The most important part of this whole "joke" is to be sure you are dressed up as an alien standing over them when they snap out of their stupor.If done correctly, your friend should think that they somehow managed to get abducted by an alien and anally probed. No moral to this one, just straight up mind fuck ^.^
A few notes about these five things to do to your FUBAR Friend, don't attempt any of them on your own, use the power in numbers that comes from your group of friends to assist in pulling off these embarrassing "jokes" (calling them jokes is almost too twistid,lol). At least this way your FUBAR friend will pretty much have no choice to either take the punishment or dish it back out one by one on the group if they ever happen to pass out. Any extra additions to these five would be appreciated and I am sure they would only add to the hilarity of the topic.
Pariahprose 2-15-13
1. While you have your friend close by that is passed out it becomes the perfect opportunity 2 see if farting in their eye really does cause pink eye later on.However,that is only the warm up for when u saran wrap them to a tree outside naked! Imagine waking up from a long night of partying and being hungover,cold,and wrapped to a tree only to discover the reason you are cold is because you are naked...( I have actually been saran wrapped to a recliner,with clothes still on, at a friends house b4. They then proceeded to pick me up about 4 feet off the ground and then drop me.I didn't even budge,lots of klonopins and assorted pain pills that night)...
2. A classic way to fuck with your passed out friend.This one would probably actually be easiest while they are heavily buzzed. Go out and get another tattoo but pay the artist 2 make it something completely different,insulting, and preferably profane than what your friend wanted. This way they will have a memory that will last a lifetime of the consequences of doing something in excess. Even when covered up,they would still know that its there!Some ideas for some tats: Sperm Dumpster with arrow pointing down on lower back,Fort Knocked Loose:US Sperm Bank Main Deposit Vault with custom Sperm related money money appearing to fall from the words at their lower back into their ass hole.Also you cant go wrong with a good ole fashioned cock tattoo anywhere on their body,just have some kind of dick related quote above it. It is imperative to remember to place the penis tattoo in an area as visible as possible so that everyone will ask about it.
3. I took this one and made it my own.Take your passed out friend strip them down naked, shave their eyebrows, and put them in a dress. That has been done before though,so I thought of an addendum for this one ^.^ Once these things are done tie their hands and feet, load them in the vehicle(DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE THOUGH,MAKE SURE THE DRIVER IS SOBER!), and proceed to a fairly public place. Once there make sure it is clear enough and simply dump them at the front doors of the business ^.^
4. This one would be messed up to do. Take your friend and place them in a room by themselves and mess up things n the room and plant a used but broken condom in their visible sight 2 make it appear that they had an extremely wild night of sex. When they wake up to this they will already be like wtf? This is when the other friends tell him that some girls came over last night and that (insert name of local super slut) was one of the girls and that they had slept with them. Also tell them about the conversation that never happened that they had with the super slut earlier in the party when she confided n them that she was HIV positive but despite knowing this he still slept with her because they were "in love"...Of course let your overly zealous partying friend know b4 they do anything irrational that it was all made up but should hopefully now recognize some of the consequences of sex in an extremely inebriated state and how much more risk can be created by adding unsafe sex to a situation,especially considering that there is no cure for some STDs...
5. This one would take a good bit of prepping to get right. Take a room in your house that is closely connected with an exit (the kitchen and dining room would probably work nicely) and then paint it all chrome, every last bit as to not risk throwing off the joke. Make sure it is cold enough that your friends nipples feel like snow peas and have a table or counter somewhere in the room that is also as cold as possible. On this table have a series of strange but apparently surgical/ exploratory instruments. Take your friend while they are still passed out, place them on the table, shave every hair on their body, and grease them up with baby oil. The most important part of this whole "joke" is to be sure you are dressed up as an alien standing over them when they snap out of their stupor.If done correctly, your friend should think that they somehow managed to get abducted by an alien and anally probed. No moral to this one, just straight up mind fuck ^.^
A few notes about these five things to do to your FUBAR Friend, don't attempt any of them on your own, use the power in numbers that comes from your group of friends to assist in pulling off these embarrassing "jokes" (calling them jokes is almost too twistid,lol). At least this way your FUBAR friend will pretty much have no choice to either take the punishment or dish it back out one by one on the group if they ever happen to pass out. Any extra additions to these five would be appreciated and I am sure they would only add to the hilarity of the topic.
Pariahprose 2-15-13