Fuck yeah 2016

I'm super pumped for this year. I will be doing all the fun things. I have set plans for the following:

- Do yoga in India
- Ride horses
- Ride motorbikes on sand dunes
- Overseas in March
- Go for a long night swim in the ocean after I've smoked too much weed
- Pull off a fantastic prank of some sort
- Really long walks in the forest. Fuck running and running related activities - it's bad for the lungs.
- Get ripped to see if my bf is as repulsed by muscular women as he says he is (this one I probably won't do, but I'm enjoying talking about it for the time being)
- Fuck somewhere up high
- Go paragliding
- Do some art or craft shit and stick to it for a minimum of 6 months, even though I suck balls at arts and crafts
- Meditate my head off
- Catch lizards
- Go yabbying
- Make lots of money
- Complete studies
- Become the greatest Blogs mod the world has ever seen

That is all for now. I will update my Blog entries as I complete and/or start each thing on this fabulous list, as this will bring me closer to completing the last item on the list.

Happy new year motherfuckers

 

your not gonna do any of that

 

Wanna bet, Mr. Betman?

The large majority of this list will be completed in the next 12 weeks.

 

Ill bet you an oversized fish tank you dont do all of that

And if I win, im gonna need some tit pics

Preferably with some side boob action but ill settle for full frontal boobage

Also you'd have to pay shipping and handling on the fish tank

 

You've got yourself a deal SHIMACHU.

I'll do everything but the getting all muscly one, and the 6 months for arts and crafts - let's put that one down for 3 months.

And I don't want a fish tank...I want a love letter. Written on your body. Your lovely body.

 

Youre still paying shipping and handling

 

2016 .... the world is MELLLLL's oyster. :D

Break some balls for me!

 

Update as requested by my lovely SHIMACHU:

- did yoga on a cliff overlooking the ocean doing handstands and amazing yoga moves with a super cool instructor in india
- ridden horses multiple times. got bucked off once.
- havent done sand dunes ride yet
- went overseas
- went for a really long swim but not on weed it was hash instead and got a bit scared but it was beautiful
- havent pranked well yet
- i did the longest fucking forest walk when i did canyoning and jumped off waterfalls and climbed and jumped and swam so amazing
- still not getting ripped
- got drunk on vodka went for a walk at night found a house getting built on the side of a cliff overlooking the ocean climbed scaffolding and fucked up there (shouda bin u, SHIMACHU. shouda bin u )
- went paragliding. paraglide thing clipped tree. shit brix.
- so i tried adult colouring books once and i found colouring in not therapeutic at all and very draining so my art friend is going to teach me how to make something else cool soon
- meditated my head off more times than i can count.
- caught lizards
- have not yet caught yabbies
- lost $65k couple of days ago and feeling the burn
- studies completed. started one more study
- i was born the greatest fucking blogs mod i only included that to pretend to be humble.

So basically I have half a year to ride sand dunes, play a prank, try some art and craft thing for a few weeks, catch some yabbies, make some money...then I win the bet. Fab.

 

I don't know what 'yabbies' are but you could get someone to bet that you can't catch them, make some fake yabbies out of modeling clay (very arty/crafty)and catch them (thus pranking the unknowing bettor and claiming the bet money and then all you have left to do is ride the sand dunes which sounds like the most fun anyway. Well, maybe catching yabbies might be more fun if I knew what they were.

 

Oh fuck, I just realised I lose this bet to SHIMACHU unless I somehow manage to ride sand dunes in the next three days and catch some fucking yabbies, as well as do some art and craft shit for three months and play a prank

 

I never did end up riding those sand dunes.

o SHIMACHU

o u